I'm Beautiful, Damn It!

Hermione gets a pet


Hermione was laughing so hard it brought tears to her eyes, \"crotch pheasant\" she roared.

\"Stupid Mudblood\" she heard Draco scream through the door. She stopped laughing; this is never going to work, she thought to herself, never. She walked across the common room to the other portrait.

\"Password\" she said in almost a whisper. Hermione needed a good password, the portrait opened she stepped in remembering not to say anything until she had a password in mind. She made her way around the room looking at everything so neat and nice. I need to knit more for the house elves, she thought. Hermione sat on her bed; it was quiet except for mummers coming from Malfoys room. She couldn\'t help but think crotch pheasant.

\"Crotch pheasant\" she said in a whisper half-laughing. She quickly covered her mouth, oh no, she thought panicking. She forgot what she was doing, she forgot about not having password. Hermione stood up quickly and ran out the portrait, it closed. She turned around and very quietly said\"crotch pheasant\", the portrait looked at her and opened.

\"OH NO!\" Hermione screamed. Just then Draco and Blaise walked into the common room, \"Something wrong Granger?\" Draco asked. \"No, nothing... um, ferret.\" She said as she rushed out of the common room. She had to see Professor McGonagall; maybe just maybe, she could do something to change it.

Draco looked back at Blaise, who shrugged and said \"I don\'t know\". Draco looked around the common room; it wasn\'t anything special like he thought it would be. Blaise walked over to Hermione\'s room; \"I wonder what her password is?\".

\"Its probably something muggley.\" Draco said in unamused tone, \"at first, \" he continued \"I thought this was going to be horrible but now I think I might enjoy this.\" Blaise give Draco a puzzled looked as they let the common room.

Thinking of how to explain the situation to the Professor she smack into to someone bigger then her, she looked up.

\"Hi Hermione\" said Ron blushing a little. Ron had been crushing on Hermonie for sometime now but he never made a move. \"Hi\" she rushed as she keep walking, I don\'t have time for this Ron, she thought.

“Wait.... Hermione...where are you going?\" He said trying to catch up with her. “I have to talk to Professor McGonagall\" she said not slowing down.

\"Why?\" Ron asked now in time with her.

\"Because.... Um...umm... I need to ask her...\" she could not think of an excuse,\" extra credit?\" She spat out. Ron grabbed her arm and she stopped walking. Both him and Harry could tell when she was lying.

\"What is it, Hermione?\" He asked in a gentle voice. She looked around to see if anyone was there and pulled him into an empty classroom. Ron gave a small smile; he had waited years and even dreamt about being in a classroom alone with Hermione.

\"What are you smiling for?\" She asked as he came back to reality.

\"Nothing,\" he said quickly\" What\'s wrong?\"

\"Crotch pheasant.\" She said. Ron looked at her like she was crazy

\"Crotch pheasant..\" he replied still looking her in the eyes, now he was trying not to laugh. Hermione gathered her thoughts and told Ron everything about the passwords.

\"Promise not to tell anyone, I MEAN ANYONE.\" Hermione said has she gave him the stink eye. Ron actually thought the stink eye was cute.

\"I promise.\" He said. Hermione opened the door a crack and peeked out to make sure no one was coming. When she saw the coast was clear, She and Ron exited the classroom.

Draco and Blaise started to turn a corner headed toward the Slytherin house, when Draco stop and pushed Blaise against the wall.

\"Wha...\" Baise tried to spat. Draco had covered his mouth not letting him finish. Draco peeked around the corner and show Hermione and Ron exit the classroom.

\"Nice\" Draco said as he pulled Blaise around the corner.

\"Well, If it isn\'t everyone\'s favorite Mudblood and her pet weasel*.\"He said. Hermione and Ron turned around to find Draco and Blaise stand there laughing.

\"Having a little fun are we? You know Granger; you didn\'t have to leave to snogg. I plan on having lots of girls over at my place so feel free to bring your pet home with you.\" Draco said half laughing.

\"It’s not what you think Malfoy.\" She said in anger.

\"Oh really, well then, please explain...\" He said in laughing even harder, \" What you and him were doing sneaking around in a classroom.\"

\"We were just talking.\" Ron said.

\"I should have known that, really, little miss goody goody Mudblood is waiting for marriage. And you, well, you wouldn\'t want to cheat on your boyfriend, Potter, would you. You all have a very close relationship.\" He said, by now both he and Blaise were fighting hard to keep the tears back.

\"You don\'t know if I\'m waiting and Ron...\" she looked over \"I don\'t have time for this ferret!\" She roared. Ron and her turn away from them laughing and went in search of Professor McGonagall. Draco and Blaise stood there laughing until they could not breathe and starting walking toward Slytherin house again.

I never notice but she kinda hot when she is angry and doesn\'t know what to say, he thought, you know I\'ve never been with a Mudblood before who knows it might be fun maybe there is something muggley she knows. He walked in to the dungeon where he was attacked by Malfoy groupies lead by Pansy.

\"Hi Draco.\" Pansy said in what was suppose to be her sexy voice but to him was a voice that brought back repressed memories that he\'d prefer not to think about at this particular moment.

\"Hi Pansy.\" He said in a forced voice. He had been with Pansy a few times mostly when he was desperate. Sure Pansy had been his first but he was young and she was willing.

\"Can we talk..\" Pansy started \"alone.\"