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Category:
Harry Potter › Het - Male/Female
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
3
Views:
9,597
Reviews:
6
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
A Little Wine
Disclaimer: I do not Harry potter
A Little Wine
Hermione was hugging her teddy bear (Mr. Ticklepants) while her tears were streaming into her bed. The past feeling of orgasm still tingling between her legs.
"That stupid boy! I let him into my house for vacation and he tries to get into my underwear!"
Crookshanks was sleeping on top of an old doll house and thought, "Bastard, I dated a squirrel in New Mexico like him...always had to be in me."
Hermione was currently having a nice time punching Mr. Ticklepants when the phone rang.
------------------In The Living Room--------------------
"What did I do, now? Maybe it's because I didn't lube up my hands or something.", said Harry.
He was walking around the house (excluding the hallway outside of Hermione's room) when he saw a picture of her with her parents.
"Awww...she's so cute, huh?"
In the bottom right hand corner, stood-"
The phone rang. Harry was surprised and accidentally dropped the frame, shattering on the wooden floor.
"Oh, bloody hell shit."
Hermione entered the room holding a phone to her head and said, "Yes, mom, uh-huh, we'll be fine..."
-----------------Some Generic Airport Somewhere-----------
Mrs. Granger was holding her bag and asked again into the pay phone, "Are you sure? I mean...er...how do I say this...umm...the boy is, quite...er...chiseled."
An angry Indian man behind her was tapping his watch at her, mumbling, "Geez!"
"...well, I'm just saying, don't let your...hormones, get too wet -er- I MEANT WILD!
--------------------Granger Household-------------------
"MOM! I'm fine! Now go!", and Hermione turned off the phone, and stepped into a shard of glass.
"OW! What the fu...Harry?"
Harry was brushing glass into a trash can when he stopped and looked up at Hermione.
"The..my p..."..."
"Hermione, it isn't as bad as it looks, just a simple spell and..."
"You broke it!"
"Yes, but..."
"BUT WHAT?!"
"I LOVE YOU!"
Silence...pure, un-tainted, silence...
"Fuck off.", and she...AGAIN...stormed off into her room.
"Oh mother fu-"
A/N: Review, etc.
A Little Wine
Hermione was hugging her teddy bear (Mr. Ticklepants) while her tears were streaming into her bed. The past feeling of orgasm still tingling between her legs.
"That stupid boy! I let him into my house for vacation and he tries to get into my underwear!"
Crookshanks was sleeping on top of an old doll house and thought, "Bastard, I dated a squirrel in New Mexico like him...always had to be in me."
Hermione was currently having a nice time punching Mr. Ticklepants when the phone rang.
------------------In The Living Room--------------------
"What did I do, now? Maybe it's because I didn't lube up my hands or something.", said Harry.
He was walking around the house (excluding the hallway outside of Hermione's room) when he saw a picture of her with her parents.
"Awww...she's so cute, huh?"
In the bottom right hand corner, stood-"
The phone rang. Harry was surprised and accidentally dropped the frame, shattering on the wooden floor.
"Oh, bloody hell shit."
Hermione entered the room holding a phone to her head and said, "Yes, mom, uh-huh, we'll be fine..."
-----------------Some Generic Airport Somewhere-----------
Mrs. Granger was holding her bag and asked again into the pay phone, "Are you sure? I mean...er...how do I say this...umm...the boy is, quite...er...chiseled."
An angry Indian man behind her was tapping his watch at her, mumbling, "Geez!"
"...well, I'm just saying, don't let your...hormones, get too wet -er- I MEANT WILD!
--------------------Granger Household-------------------
"MOM! I'm fine! Now go!", and Hermione turned off the phone, and stepped into a shard of glass.
"OW! What the fu...Harry?"
Harry was brushing glass into a trash can when he stopped and looked up at Hermione.
"The..my p..."..."
"Hermione, it isn't as bad as it looks, just a simple spell and..."
"You broke it!"
"Yes, but..."
"BUT WHAT?!"
"I LOVE YOU!"
Silence...pure, un-tainted, silence...
"Fuck off.", and she...AGAIN...stormed off into her room.
"Oh mother fu-"
A/N: Review, etc.