Potions Problems

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Potion Problems: Intermission


She swept through the halls of the school quickly and off the grounds to where she could apparate quickly to the streets of Diagon Alley. That had been fantastic she thought who knew the old bat could even fuck? She did regret not getting the story she was after. An interview with the Potion master and Mistress would have landed her first page coverage. However perhaps she still had access to a story? She held the rather full vial of Polyjuice. Rumor was all that was needed. It would be a delicious scandal. One of the saviors of the wizarding world was about to get a very interesting reputation…Hermione the bad girl was back. She laughed attracting the attention of a passing stranger…or was he.

“Hermione what are you doing here?” Slurred a confused boy-who-had-lived from the street.

She turned around it couldn’t be what luck. “Harry are you drunshe she exclaimed incredulously. She was suspecting she was becoming rather skilled at using slight inflections of voice to sound like Hermione. She looked at the boy he was tall with a slight build. He had a hooded cloak over his head to cover his features from a distance. Was every one drinking tonight?

“Blame ferret shit!” grumbled Potter. “Yes well I’m apparateing home, see you Hermione.”

‘What an opportunity!’ “You most definitely are not! You’re coming with me.” She thought she sounded bossy enough as she grabbed his shoulder and swept him in the direction of the leaky caldron.

The boy gave no protests as she turned him around. Time to see how well the famous Harry Potter can use his wand she thought.

Hermione aparated to Ginny’s house. Halfway there she remembered the potions ingredients she left in the lab. Wonderful another way to annoy Severus. Why did Ginny have nearly every light in the house on? For it being so late she had many lights on…what was the medi-witch up to. She knocked on the door. She heard a chorus of girlish squeals from behind the closed girl. Some of the high-pitched voices were remarkably familiar. Oh no she thought as the door opened and a beaming Ginny opened it with a luminous smile.

“Hermione!” She threw her arms around her and hugged her tightly. Oh gods what did I miss Hermione thought? As she looked beyond Ginny and saw the room beyond her filled with old friends and acquaintances. They were all smiling at her some raising their drinks.

“Nice to see you again Ms. Granger said the cool voice of Pansy Malfoy from one of the chairs.

“So we hear your trying to Shag Snape…good he needs it!” Came the loud voice of …was that Millicent Bulstrode? She looked different her hair was cut very sort but it looked good on her.

She extricated her self from the hold of Ginny. “What’s going on?”

She smiled and showed her ring finger on it was a large diamond in the center surrounded by a smaller princess cut ruby and emerald. Her smile became even brighter I got engaged.

“To who? You haven’t been seeing anyone…and you broke up with Harry.”

She laughed slightly”…there are some things I haven’t told you Mione.

Hermione raised an eyebrow archly “Obviously.”

Ginny started laughing and so did Millicent and three more voices approaching from the kitchens. Lavender Brown, Parvati Patil, and Padma Patil. The house was full. She looked at Ginny “Shag Snape?”

“I’ll explain.”

“You better. What’s going on who are you engaged to?”

“My ex husband.” Said the cool voice of Pansy Malfoy with a slight laugh.

‘Ginny was seeing Draco?’ “The ministry allowed a divorce?” said Hermione

Pansy looked at Hermione and smiled. It was easier now since the war was over she had learned how to be happy. And she now had married whom she wanted. Besides Hermione was a dear friend to her husband. “You can congratulate me as well she replied I am now Mrs. Pansy Longbottom.” Her words might have been slightly snippy by habit but her smile was genuine and luminous. She lifted her left hand showing a new wedding band. Not the heavy monstrosity that was on her hand on the cover of Witch weekly three years ago. This ring was a cool, chic, and yet delicate filigree foliage ring it was obviously given by one who loved Herbology. “As for the divorce…” Pansy continued. “It was a marriage arranged by Death Eaters we can’t be expected to hold to it.”

Patil and Lavender sat down with r flr fluffy pink drinks. Their voices combined as they said the story quickly. Hermione couldn’t tell which one was speaking at the time.

“It’s the most romantic story!”

“Your cutting it short”

“It started with…”

They told Hermione about how Draco and Pansy were both unhappy with the pure blooded pretense and about how Ginny saved Pansy’s life during a miscarriage. Ginny had only been an apprentice medi-witch at the time and how Ginny talked to him about the unexpected things that happened in life and a strange beautiful relationship began from the tragedy.

Pansy was unsettled and depressed after losing her child so Patil had recommended a hobby. She began to attend magical topiary conferences one she went to had a guest speaker the Herbologist Neville Long bottom. He had asked her out for coffee afterwards to explain some of the concepts she had trouble understanding. Half way through the meal she had broken down because of recent tragedy and her guilt over not wanting a child then. She did not want to have a child they would be groomed to be a Death Eater.

Out of that tragic occurrence two new loves had started. Hermione could now understand certain events like Draco’s reaction when Ginny was struck down at the final battle also Neville’s frantic agitation when Draco’s small mansion wastrostroyed.

“What I don’t understand is this…I could be trusted with the prophesy to end the war but not with the knowledge of the secret liaisons of my best friend.” Said Hermione with slight accusation.

“Don’t be hurt Hermione please. I wanted to tell you but I kind of liked keeping this secret. I felt safer.”

“It’s alright Ginny.” I suppose I could understand.

Millicent smirked “How long were you keeping the operation Shag Snape a secret?” So Hermione was a know-it-all, Gryffindor, and a mu…gle born she had also with her former head of house helped end the war before she was forced to marry Macnair. Making her owe a debt to Potter, Snape and Hermione. Slytherins while backstabbing always honored debts. Making her a quite socially acceptable witch and she would flatten any one who said otherwise.

Hermione blushed a deep red.

“So what happened said Ginny?” with a predatory glint for gossip in her eyes that was also reflected in Lavender and Parvati’s eyes as well.

“Did the white silk dress work?” Said the amused voice of Pansy. She laughed, “It certainly worked on Neville.”

Hermione looked at group of girls. “Has my personal life become a discussion forum?”

“You first need a personal life to get your own forum…we are helping you get one.” Said Millicent.

“Why are you helping me?”

“I want to…besides consider it a favor to the future students of Hogwarts if Snape gets laid he might be in a better mood.”

“What happened?” said Ginny. Is tos to be something your blush hasn’t dissipated yet.

“I don’t want to talk about it.” Said Hermione embarrassed at telling all the girls, some she had not seen in five years about following Snape and what she saw.

Millicent winked at her “I think she needs a drink.” No Hermione wasn’t bad and maybe she had something good on her former Head of House.

Five strange pink drinks latter, despite blushing deep red through most of the telling she found herself telling them every thing with movement exaggeration.

“How big was he?” asked a shocked Padma.

“About this big.” Said Hermione holding two hands away from each other about nine inches.

“Wow, if he didn’t have such a temper and wasn’t so moody every one would be chasing the bat!” said Lavender giggling loudly at the end.

Pansy smiled “We should probably tell Hermione about the plans, were going to have a small engagement party for Ginny, your invited of course.

Hermione smiled. Pansy and Millicent weren’t too bad “I would love to…when?

“BERMUDA! For the entire weekend” Lavender and Parvati yelled together.

“Why in Bermuda?”

“I have a lovely vacation home there and well Milly wanted to chase tanned wizards on the beach.” Said Pansy with slight amusement. “Her exact words but less crude.”

“Well I do have things to do and…”

“Hermione the refined version of the Crucio antidote made enough Galleons to fill your own vault…you don’t need to work…Your going to chase wizards with me on the beach and that is final” Said Millicent whipping Hermione around to show her brochures. The rest of the girls looked on amused…she guessed her fate was sealed then. She was going to Bermuda whether she wanted to or not.