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Hairy Poofter and the Sorcerer\'s Bone
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Category:
Harry Potter › General
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
2
Views:
2,099
Reviews:
3
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Chapter Two
Chapter Two
After completing his workout satisfactorily Hairy casually sauntered out of the gym aware of the eyes that followed his every move and waited until he turned the corner before putting on a burst of speed and racing back to the Gryffindor tower. He couldn’t wait to share his news with his best friends Ronnie Weasel and Hermie Grazer their house’s token straight couple.
Bursting into the common room he surprised his friends making out on the couch and immediately fought to overcome his revulsion. “Eew” he squealed. “I know you guys are crazy for each other but do you have to do that where I can see it?”
“Hey” Ronnie objected. “It’s nothing that you haven’t done right here on this very same couch and in front of an audience too.”
“I know, I know sorry.” Hairy apologized. “It’s just…Hermie’s a girl and…”
“And just what’s wrong with girls?” Hermie demanded her hands on her hips and eyes blazing.
“Nothing, It was just the surprise of seeing you two together just kinda squicked me a bit.” He said placatingly. “It caught me off guard and …” Hairy shrugged helplessly his eyes begging for forgiveness.
Hermie sighed and said. “Ok I forgive you; you can turn off the puppy dog eyes. And tell us what’s got you so excited.”
Hairy began to bounce in place as he described the results of his afternoon at the gym and how Professor Snake had upheld his right to be there and how he had observed the Professor watching him unobtrusively when he thought the he wasn’t looking.
“I’m just so happy.” Hairy bubbled. “I was about to lose hope and give up until I talked to Headmaster Dumblydoor and I took his advice and I finally think I have a chance with Professor Snake.”
Looking a bit green around the gills Ronnie said faintly. “Are you sure about this Hairy? I mean Snake is such a bastard to all of us in our love potions and aphrodisiacs class and lets the Slytherins get away with murder at the same time. Do you really want him to be your first lover? I know you’ve had a thing for him forever but still…” he trailed off looking at his best friend helplessly.
“Oh yes” Hairy said dreamily. “Can’t you just imagine it he’s so stern and dominating and that voice of his…”
Ronnie shuddered and swallowed noisily looking even sicker at the idea. “Well mate I guess if that’s what you want, but please no details.”
Hairy pouted. “You’re my best friend and I want to be able to share everything with you.”
Hermie interrupted. “Hairy don’t tease Ronnie you know how is about that. I’ll be glad listen.”
He grinned. “I know I just can’t help but tease him a bit he takes the bait so well.”
“Hey.” Ronnie said glaring at his two friends asy giy giggled helplessly at the expression his face. Throwing his hands up in exasperation Ronnie accused. “You’re both nutters.” And watched as they went into hysterics before stomping off.
“Hermie” Hairy gasped between subsiding bouts of giggles. “You’d better go after him or he’ll pout and be impossible for days.”
Hermie sighed abruptly losing the desire to laugh. “I love Ronnie dearly, but I swear if he doesn’t start showing some maturity and common sense soon I am gonna beat him with a broom until he does.” She said coming to her feet and putting her hands on her hips.
“Not my Firebolt!” Hairy stood up leaping to the defense of his beloved broom.
“Of course not.” Hermie shot him a glare. “His broom” she said with a positively evil g in in her eyes.”
Watching her Hairy shuddered suddenly glad that the closest he’d ever come to getting involved with a girl was his crush on the transvestite Cho Chong and that relationship had soured after he’d figured out what a drama queen Cho was. Hairy shook his head he still couldn’t decide what to call that relationship even now. They hadn’t really even dated Cho just wanted someone to pour sympathy out while Cho carried on and cried about how cruel life was. He was well out of it now and winced in sympathy for Cho’s next victim glad it wasn’t him.
After completing his workout satisfactorily Hairy casually sauntered out of the gym aware of the eyes that followed his every move and waited until he turned the corner before putting on a burst of speed and racing back to the Gryffindor tower. He couldn’t wait to share his news with his best friends Ronnie Weasel and Hermie Grazer their house’s token straight couple.
Bursting into the common room he surprised his friends making out on the couch and immediately fought to overcome his revulsion. “Eew” he squealed. “I know you guys are crazy for each other but do you have to do that where I can see it?”
“Hey” Ronnie objected. “It’s nothing that you haven’t done right here on this very same couch and in front of an audience too.”
“I know, I know sorry.” Hairy apologized. “It’s just…Hermie’s a girl and…”
“And just what’s wrong with girls?” Hermie demanded her hands on her hips and eyes blazing.
“Nothing, It was just the surprise of seeing you two together just kinda squicked me a bit.” He said placatingly. “It caught me off guard and …” Hairy shrugged helplessly his eyes begging for forgiveness.
Hermie sighed and said. “Ok I forgive you; you can turn off the puppy dog eyes. And tell us what’s got you so excited.”
Hairy began to bounce in place as he described the results of his afternoon at the gym and how Professor Snake had upheld his right to be there and how he had observed the Professor watching him unobtrusively when he thought the he wasn’t looking.
“I’m just so happy.” Hairy bubbled. “I was about to lose hope and give up until I talked to Headmaster Dumblydoor and I took his advice and I finally think I have a chance with Professor Snake.”
Looking a bit green around the gills Ronnie said faintly. “Are you sure about this Hairy? I mean Snake is such a bastard to all of us in our love potions and aphrodisiacs class and lets the Slytherins get away with murder at the same time. Do you really want him to be your first lover? I know you’ve had a thing for him forever but still…” he trailed off looking at his best friend helplessly.
“Oh yes” Hairy said dreamily. “Can’t you just imagine it he’s so stern and dominating and that voice of his…”
Ronnie shuddered and swallowed noisily looking even sicker at the idea. “Well mate I guess if that’s what you want, but please no details.”
Hairy pouted. “You’re my best friend and I want to be able to share everything with you.”
Hermie interrupted. “Hairy don’t tease Ronnie you know how is about that. I’ll be glad listen.”
He grinned. “I know I just can’t help but tease him a bit he takes the bait so well.”
“Hey.” Ronnie said glaring at his two friends asy giy giggled helplessly at the expression his face. Throwing his hands up in exasperation Ronnie accused. “You’re both nutters.” And watched as they went into hysterics before stomping off.
“Hermie” Hairy gasped between subsiding bouts of giggles. “You’d better go after him or he’ll pout and be impossible for days.”
Hermie sighed abruptly losing the desire to laugh. “I love Ronnie dearly, but I swear if he doesn’t start showing some maturity and common sense soon I am gonna beat him with a broom until he does.” She said coming to her feet and putting her hands on her hips.
“Not my Firebolt!” Hairy stood up leaping to the defense of his beloved broom.
“Of course not.” Hermie shot him a glare. “His broom” she said with a positively evil g in in her eyes.”
Watching her Hairy shuddered suddenly glad that the closest he’d ever come to getting involved with a girl was his crush on the transvestite Cho Chong and that relationship had soured after he’d figured out what a drama queen Cho was. Hairy shook his head he still couldn’t decide what to call that relationship even now. They hadn’t really even dated Cho just wanted someone to pour sympathy out while Cho carried on and cried about how cruel life was. He was well out of it now and winced in sympathy for Cho’s next victim glad it wasn’t him.