The Fan Fiction Series
folder
Harry Potter › Slash - Male/Male › Harry/Draco
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
4
Views:
9,675
Reviews:
37
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Category:
Harry Potter › Slash - Male/Male › Harry/Draco
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
4
Views:
9,675
Reviews:
37
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Fan Fiction Malfoy
title: Fan Fiction Malfoy
author: Chibimono Akuno
email: chibimono@msn.com
category: comedy, romance, slight smut....
spoilers: SS/SP, CoS, PoA, GoF, OotP
rating: NC-17 for scenes of... smut!
disclaimers: These characters are not mine. They belong to the wonderful goddess J.K. Rowling and all other companies that own them. I bow before you and beg for your forgiveness of using these characters. I only wish to entertain, not make money.
A/N: Lets all HUGGLE DAT MALFOY!!! Yes, it is his turn... Mwahahahaha... BTW, my muse Volcano loves every one of you who sent feedback for Fan Fiction Potter. This one goes out to you all!
Fan Fiction Malfoy
by Chibimono Akuno
*scratch scribble scribble*
A self-satisfied smirk.
*scribble scratch scribble scribble*
\"There!\"
\"What?\"
\"I wrote a fan fiction!\"
Worried green eyes glance over. \"You what?\"
A roll of gray eyes. \"Fan. Fiction. I wrote one. Take a look.\"
Takes offered parchment. \"Hmmm....\"
\"What do you think?\"
A snicker.
\"Well?\"
\"It\'s definitely AU...\"
\"AU?\"
\"Alternate Universe.\"
\"What do you mean?\"
\"Well, obviously, you are not a Dark Lord, Hermione is still alive, and Ron was not killed by your bare hands...\"
Hmph! \"Who says it\'s not a fan fiction of things to come?\"
\"Until it happens, it remains AU.\"
\"Right, right.\"
\"And your Ron was a little OOC...\"
\"Come again?\"
\"OOC. Out of character.\"
\"Really! Do you think these fan fiction writers really know what our lives are like that the can write all these weird stories about us? Who cares about the Weasel any ways...\"
\"That\'s why it\'s called fiction, Malfoy.\"
A snort. \"These people don\'t know a thing!\"
Laughing. \"Some obviously get the spoiled prat part about you right!\"
Scraping of chair legs as the occupant rises quickly. \"Spoiled prat! You want to come and say that to my face, Potter?!\"
\"And what will you do? I\'m faster than you are! I\'ll hex you into next Tuesday.\"
\"When I\'m done with you, you\'ll be my slave just like in my fan fiction!\"
A smile. \"The slash was good though.\"
\"Think you might be interested?\"
A leer. \"Only if you can really conjure up handcuffs.\"
\"I can do that... And a whole lot more. You know that, love.\"
A fierce blush. \"Think we could try... um.... that?\"
\"What? I turn you into a nympho and you have no problem screaming for \"More!\" and \"Harder!\" and \"Grab my cock!\" You sit there and write this smut yourself. And yet, you can\'t say it any other time? Merlin!\"
Exasperated sigh. \"Unlike you happen to be, I am not a man of the world!\"
A look of disbelief. \"With the way you write, I beg to differ...\"
The strangled sound of a bit back exclamation and the snatching up of parchment. \"Fine! \'Chained to the headboard, Harry could not move as Draco swung his leg over his body so that the blonde\'s groin was in his face. \"Suck,\" was the only command given to him, and he did so with relish as Draco brought his own mouth down on Harry.\' There!\"
\"You are redder than a tomato.\"
Ground out between clenched teeth. \"Do you want to do it or not?\"
Cringing. \"Not with you all huffy like that. You might bite me.\"
\"Honestly, Draco!\"
\"Well, I\'m not masochistic like you are, you know! You are the only person I\'ve ever met that will willingly seek trouble just for fun!\"
\"I don\'t seek trouble! It finds me!\"
\"Oh, sure! And I suppose you just happened to find that basilisk while walking through the corridors?\"
\"I heard its voice in the walls and followed it!\"
\"See! Seeking trouble, Potter! Andt abt about that troll in the girls bathroom during first year?\"
\"Hermione would have been dead if Ron and I hadn\'t have gone to look for her!\"
\"\'Hadn\'t have *gone* to *look* for her?\' Gone looking for trouble is more like it! Don\'t they have AA meetings for people like you?\"
A growl. \"Oh, bugger off!\"
\"You think you are some sort of super hero. I know! I\'ll get you spandex and tights for Christmas! How does that sound?\"
\"It\'s going to be along time before you ever get sex from me again, Malfoy!\"
Laughing. \"That\'s fine. I\'ll just wank off to your fan fiction!\"
\"Just wait till I write my next one... I\'m castrating you!\"
\"WHAT!?!\"
~ the end ~
author: Chibimono Akuno
email: chibimono@msn.com
category: comedy, romance, slight smut....
spoilers: SS/SP, CoS, PoA, GoF, OotP
rating: NC-17 for scenes of... smut!
disclaimers: These characters are not mine. They belong to the wonderful goddess J.K. Rowling and all other companies that own them. I bow before you and beg for your forgiveness of using these characters. I only wish to entertain, not make money.
A/N: Lets all HUGGLE DAT MALFOY!!! Yes, it is his turn... Mwahahahaha... BTW, my muse Volcano loves every one of you who sent feedback for Fan Fiction Potter. This one goes out to you all!
Fan Fiction Malfoy
by Chibimono Akuno
*scratch scribble scribble*
A self-satisfied smirk.
*scribble scratch scribble scribble*
\"There!\"
\"What?\"
\"I wrote a fan fiction!\"
Worried green eyes glance over. \"You what?\"
A roll of gray eyes. \"Fan. Fiction. I wrote one. Take a look.\"
Takes offered parchment. \"Hmmm....\"
\"What do you think?\"
A snicker.
\"Well?\"
\"It\'s definitely AU...\"
\"AU?\"
\"Alternate Universe.\"
\"What do you mean?\"
\"Well, obviously, you are not a Dark Lord, Hermione is still alive, and Ron was not killed by your bare hands...\"
Hmph! \"Who says it\'s not a fan fiction of things to come?\"
\"Until it happens, it remains AU.\"
\"Right, right.\"
\"And your Ron was a little OOC...\"
\"Come again?\"
\"OOC. Out of character.\"
\"Really! Do you think these fan fiction writers really know what our lives are like that the can write all these weird stories about us? Who cares about the Weasel any ways...\"
\"That\'s why it\'s called fiction, Malfoy.\"
A snort. \"These people don\'t know a thing!\"
Laughing. \"Some obviously get the spoiled prat part about you right!\"
Scraping of chair legs as the occupant rises quickly. \"Spoiled prat! You want to come and say that to my face, Potter?!\"
\"And what will you do? I\'m faster than you are! I\'ll hex you into next Tuesday.\"
\"When I\'m done with you, you\'ll be my slave just like in my fan fiction!\"
A smile. \"The slash was good though.\"
\"Think you might be interested?\"
A leer. \"Only if you can really conjure up handcuffs.\"
\"I can do that... And a whole lot more. You know that, love.\"
A fierce blush. \"Think we could try... um.... that?\"
\"What? I turn you into a nympho and you have no problem screaming for \"More!\" and \"Harder!\" and \"Grab my cock!\" You sit there and write this smut yourself. And yet, you can\'t say it any other time? Merlin!\"
Exasperated sigh. \"Unlike you happen to be, I am not a man of the world!\"
A look of disbelief. \"With the way you write, I beg to differ...\"
The strangled sound of a bit back exclamation and the snatching up of parchment. \"Fine! \'Chained to the headboard, Harry could not move as Draco swung his leg over his body so that the blonde\'s groin was in his face. \"Suck,\" was the only command given to him, and he did so with relish as Draco brought his own mouth down on Harry.\' There!\"
\"You are redder than a tomato.\"
Ground out between clenched teeth. \"Do you want to do it or not?\"
Cringing. \"Not with you all huffy like that. You might bite me.\"
\"Honestly, Draco!\"
\"Well, I\'m not masochistic like you are, you know! You are the only person I\'ve ever met that will willingly seek trouble just for fun!\"
\"I don\'t seek trouble! It finds me!\"
\"Oh, sure! And I suppose you just happened to find that basilisk while walking through the corridors?\"
\"I heard its voice in the walls and followed it!\"
\"See! Seeking trouble, Potter! Andt abt about that troll in the girls bathroom during first year?\"
\"Hermione would have been dead if Ron and I hadn\'t have gone to look for her!\"
\"\'Hadn\'t have *gone* to *look* for her?\' Gone looking for trouble is more like it! Don\'t they have AA meetings for people like you?\"
A growl. \"Oh, bugger off!\"
\"You think you are some sort of super hero. I know! I\'ll get you spandex and tights for Christmas! How does that sound?\"
\"It\'s going to be along time before you ever get sex from me again, Malfoy!\"
Laughing. \"That\'s fine. I\'ll just wank off to your fan fiction!\"
\"Just wait till I write my next one... I\'m castrating you!\"
\"WHAT!?!\"
~ the end ~