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Category:
Harry Potter › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
23
Views:
6,633
Reviews:
49
Recommended:
1
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Snarry slave-fic parody with a twist
Snarry Slave Fic Parody
Post-war setting. Happy times.
Random authority figure: “Harry, Severus Snape was cursed with an enslavement curse. You are the only one who can help him.”
“ME??? Why me? I\'m not gay, I love Ginny, and I hate Snape!”
*angst, angst, angst*
Harry: “So tell me about the curse.”
Snape, dejectedly: “It\'s very complex. It requires me to obey your every wish, call you Master, be punished for things that don\'t make sense, be comforted by your touch, and basically, to have sex with you.”
Harry: “Oh. Well that really sucks. Good luck with that.”
Random authority figure, indignantly: “What? You are just going to let him pine away and die? After all he\'s done for you!”
Harry: “DIE? Oh crap. Fine, I guess I\'ll break up with Ginny out of duty. But I am a Gryffindor, and I still hate this.”
Snape: “Don\'t worry, Potter, you\'ll like it eventually.”
Harry: “Hm, shouldn\'t you be calling me Master?”
Snape: “Oh yes. My bad. You\'d better spank me, or else the curse will kill me. Or at least, make me suffer terribly.”
Harry, with a deep sigh. “Crap.”
*spankings*
*comforting touches*
Snape and Harry begin to bond.
Snape: “The curse requires that I serve you and give you pleasure.”
Harry: “Well... er, fine, I guess.”
*blow jobs*
Snape: “The curse requires that you establish a strict routine for me and punish me for deviations from it.”
Harry: “This is getting to be very complicated.”
*stupid pointless rules*
*stupid pointless rules broken*
*more spankings*
*comforting petting*
Snape: “I am afraid the curse requires that you penetrate me anally.”
Harry: “I am NOT gay!”
Snape: “I know, this is distressing to both of us. If you have changed your mind, and decided to let me die, I won\'t blame you.”
Harry: “Ei. Well maybe I\'m bisexual. And I seem to be getting off on spanking you. And the blow-jobs are to die for. This is all very confusing. Maybe I should see a therapist.”
Snape: “Potter, shut up and fuck me before I die a terrible, angst-filled death.”
*sex sex sex*
*Snape glowing*
*Harry processing conflicting emotions in confusion*
Snape: “At this point, the curse requires that you put nipple clamps on me, and use a medium-sized buttplug.”
Harry: “Huh? What kind of dumb-ass curse is that?”
Snape smirks.
Harry, enraged, as understanding dawns on him: “There IS NO CURSE!!! You are just a kinky miserable blighter!”
Snape: “It took you what, two months to work this out?”
Harry: “I\'m so pissed off, I can\'t believe it! I\'m going to whip you!”
Snape, clearly pleased: “Jackpot.”
THE END.
Post-war setting. Happy times.
Random authority figure: “Harry, Severus Snape was cursed with an enslavement curse. You are the only one who can help him.”
“ME??? Why me? I\'m not gay, I love Ginny, and I hate Snape!”
*angst, angst, angst*
Harry: “So tell me about the curse.”
Snape, dejectedly: “It\'s very complex. It requires me to obey your every wish, call you Master, be punished for things that don\'t make sense, be comforted by your touch, and basically, to have sex with you.”
Harry: “Oh. Well that really sucks. Good luck with that.”
Random authority figure, indignantly: “What? You are just going to let him pine away and die? After all he\'s done for you!”
Harry: “DIE? Oh crap. Fine, I guess I\'ll break up with Ginny out of duty. But I am a Gryffindor, and I still hate this.”
Snape: “Don\'t worry, Potter, you\'ll like it eventually.”
Harry: “Hm, shouldn\'t you be calling me Master?”
Snape: “Oh yes. My bad. You\'d better spank me, or else the curse will kill me. Or at least, make me suffer terribly.”
Harry, with a deep sigh. “Crap.”
*spankings*
*comforting touches*
Snape and Harry begin to bond.
Snape: “The curse requires that I serve you and give you pleasure.”
Harry: “Well... er, fine, I guess.”
*blow jobs*
Snape: “The curse requires that you establish a strict routine for me and punish me for deviations from it.”
Harry: “This is getting to be very complicated.”
*stupid pointless rules*
*stupid pointless rules broken*
*more spankings*
*comforting petting*
Snape: “I am afraid the curse requires that you penetrate me anally.”
Harry: “I am NOT gay!”
Snape: “I know, this is distressing to both of us. If you have changed your mind, and decided to let me die, I won\'t blame you.”
Harry: “Ei. Well maybe I\'m bisexual. And I seem to be getting off on spanking you. And the blow-jobs are to die for. This is all very confusing. Maybe I should see a therapist.”
Snape: “Potter, shut up and fuck me before I die a terrible, angst-filled death.”
*sex sex sex*
*Snape glowing*
*Harry processing conflicting emotions in confusion*
Snape: “At this point, the curse requires that you put nipple clamps on me, and use a medium-sized buttplug.”
Harry: “Huh? What kind of dumb-ass curse is that?”
Snape smirks.
Harry, enraged, as understanding dawns on him: “There IS NO CURSE!!! You are just a kinky miserable blighter!”
Snape: “It took you what, two months to work this out?”
Harry: “I\'m so pissed off, I can\'t believe it! I\'m going to whip you!”
Snape, clearly pleased: “Jackpot.”
THE END.