More Ways to Kill A Weasley
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Harry Potter › Het - Male/Female › Snape/Hermione
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
29
Views:
18,436
Reviews:
69
Recommended:
1
Currently Reading:
1
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Heart Wrenching
Hermione Weasley sat in the Leaky Cauldron. She had been waiting two hours for Ron.
That was it.
She was going to kill him!
This was the fourth time in two months that he had left her hanging.
" Mrs. Weasley! Why are you not out celebrating with your idiot husband?"
She didn't need this now,
It was the second Anniversary of the defeat of Voldemort. Everyone around her was celebrating, but she was sitting alone waiting for her husband. Since he wanted to butt in she would make him suffer.
"Severus, what has caused you to crawl out of the whole you call home?"
"Tsk, tsk, Mrs. Weasley. Save the cheeky attitude for your sorry excuse for a husband. I'm suprised he is not here he left the Ministry with Ms. Brown hours ago."
He was lying.
He had been there those times that Ron had stood her up. He knew because he was the reason Ron was working so late every night.
He knew that Hermione Granger was a aggressive witch and no joke when she was angry. He would be more than willing to be on the receiving end of it, but he had to get that Weasley twit out of the way.
"You seem shocked, Mrs. Weasley. I'm surprised you didn't know. Everyone at the ministry knows. Your husband and Ms. Brown are the new gossip of the Ministry."
Hermione couldn't take it. She felt like her blood was boiling. She had given up her career to stay at home and take care of Ron. She cooked and cleaned. She was the second coming of Molly fucking Weasley, and he couldn't keep his little dick in his pants?
Hermione stood from her chair
"Professor, if you don't want to carry your bits and pieces to St. Mungo's in your hands you will shut up! Ronald Weasley is dead!"
"Mrs. Weasley, or should I say Ms. Granger, he isn't worth going to Azkaban over. I have a much better idea!”
Ronald Weasley was in deep shit he knew it. This was the fourth time he had left his wife hanging, but to be honest it wasn't his fault, since Snape was subbing as his instructor in Auror training. They were working late every night. It was creepy.
Snape was actually being nice. He even bought them coffee every morning to compensate for having them work so late. Ron knew he was going to have to work hard to make it up to Hermione. He would start by taking her away for the weekend.
As he opened the door to the flat, he felt a strange surge of power. The further he walked into the house, the more it felt like his heart was being ripped from his chest. When he made it to his bedroom door he stumbled into his bedroom. He looked at the bed. There she was, his wife, on top of his ex-Potions professor.
Hermione turned to look at him with the most evil smile.
" Ronald, you don't look so well."
At that moment, Ron realized what had been going on. Snape had been slipping something into his coffee. Before he could say anything, he dropped to the floor.
Hermione turned around and looked down at Severus
" I'm hungry can we go out to eat when we are done?"
A/N I don't have a beta and I just came up with this. Please Review:)
That was it.
She was going to kill him!
This was the fourth time in two months that he had left her hanging.
" Mrs. Weasley! Why are you not out celebrating with your idiot husband?"
She didn't need this now,
It was the second Anniversary of the defeat of Voldemort. Everyone around her was celebrating, but she was sitting alone waiting for her husband. Since he wanted to butt in she would make him suffer.
"Severus, what has caused you to crawl out of the whole you call home?"
"Tsk, tsk, Mrs. Weasley. Save the cheeky attitude for your sorry excuse for a husband. I'm suprised he is not here he left the Ministry with Ms. Brown hours ago."
He was lying.
He had been there those times that Ron had stood her up. He knew because he was the reason Ron was working so late every night.
He knew that Hermione Granger was a aggressive witch and no joke when she was angry. He would be more than willing to be on the receiving end of it, but he had to get that Weasley twit out of the way.
"You seem shocked, Mrs. Weasley. I'm surprised you didn't know. Everyone at the ministry knows. Your husband and Ms. Brown are the new gossip of the Ministry."
Hermione couldn't take it. She felt like her blood was boiling. She had given up her career to stay at home and take care of Ron. She cooked and cleaned. She was the second coming of Molly fucking Weasley, and he couldn't keep his little dick in his pants?
Hermione stood from her chair
"Professor, if you don't want to carry your bits and pieces to St. Mungo's in your hands you will shut up! Ronald Weasley is dead!"
"Mrs. Weasley, or should I say Ms. Granger, he isn't worth going to Azkaban over. I have a much better idea!”
Ronald Weasley was in deep shit he knew it. This was the fourth time he had left his wife hanging, but to be honest it wasn't his fault, since Snape was subbing as his instructor in Auror training. They were working late every night. It was creepy.
Snape was actually being nice. He even bought them coffee every morning to compensate for having them work so late. Ron knew he was going to have to work hard to make it up to Hermione. He would start by taking her away for the weekend.
As he opened the door to the flat, he felt a strange surge of power. The further he walked into the house, the more it felt like his heart was being ripped from his chest. When he made it to his bedroom door he stumbled into his bedroom. He looked at the bed. There she was, his wife, on top of his ex-Potions professor.
Hermione turned to look at him with the most evil smile.
" Ronald, you don't look so well."
At that moment, Ron realized what had been going on. Snape had been slipping something into his coffee. Before he could say anything, he dropped to the floor.
Hermione turned around and looked down at Severus
" I'm hungry can we go out to eat when we are done?"
A/N I don't have a beta and I just came up with this. Please Review:)