Pranksters In Love

Ron sat at the table shoveling his cereal into his mouth as fast as he could. He wanted to get out of the kitchen before his mother came back and started lecturing about something. He had just heard about last night’s fiasco with Hermione and George from Harry and he did not want to be around his mother today. He figured he would grab him broom and get out as fast as he could.

He jumped up, set his bowl in the sink and started walking towards his room to grab his broom and other gear. He heard an apparation pop and wondered who had arrived. Before the defeat of Voldemort nobody had been able to apparate in or out of the headquarters, but Harry had reset the wards so that family members and close friends could get in. It made it a lot more convenient that way.

“Ronald,” he heard his named called. Turning around towards the voice he flinched. Luna. Here was another female he had hoped to spend the day avoiding.

“What are you doing here?” he asked none to kindly.

“I got your owl and I wanted you to know that it was unacceptable. First of all Daddy needs to speak with you this morning. Second of all, I am going to be your wife and I really don’t like the way that you talked to me. I am trying very hard to be patient with you, Ronald, but I expect at least a small amount of common courtesy from you. Now go change your clothes and lets go!” she demanded.

Ron was flabbergasted. His first inclination was to go do what she said, after all, he had spent his entire life being bossed around by demanding females, but his second inclination was to tell her to go to bloody hell! He decided to go somewhere in-between. “I have a few things to do this morning, and then I can meet with your father. I haven’t got any dress robes because I never wear them. This is as good as it gets. I apologize for my tone in my note to you, but I was also not happy with the tone in yours. I do not want to be bossed around and told what to do. The last time that I checked, I was an adult and I can make my own decisions.”

Luna looked at him in shock. She thought that she had him under her thumb after yesterday’s blowjob. Perhaps she would have to try again. “Perhaps we can compromise, Ronald,” she said approaching him.

Ron’s eyes shot up. He saw that look on her face yesterday and knew exactly where that was going. “Luna,” he gulped. He really did enjoy what she had done yesterday.

“How about you follow me to Madame Mankins and we shall purchase some dress robes, after that we will go see my father, and then you shall be free to do what you want for the remainder of the day. You will then return to my home and accompany me to dinner,” she said rubbing her body suggestively against his.

He gulped and felt his cock harden. “What do I get out of it?” he asked pulling her closer to him and grinding his hips into her pelvic area.
Luna ran her tongue down his neck and back up again and said with a hot throaty whisper, “Me.”

Ron’s lips crashed down on hers and he pulled her tighter to him. He mouth punished hers in a demanding kiss and she gasped as his tongue swam around in her mouth. She felt his hand kneading her arse and she groaned trying to get even closer. “Ronald,” she whispered.

“Now Luna, do I get you now?” he demanded.

“Tonight, the night will be ours. You can have me the entire night to do with as you please,” she whispered as she stroked his hard cock with her hand. She wanted more than anything to feel his naked skin but she settled for feeling him through his trousers.

“Anything, Luna?” he asked.

“Anything, Ronald.”

“Then we had better get going. I wonder how long it will take to have a proper set of dress robes made up.” He said as he twisted her nipple in his fingers.

“Not long,” she said reaching between his legs and cupping his sac.

“I think that it should go fast,” he said biting the same nipple through her top.

“I bet it will go really fast,” as she brought her other hand down between them and rubbed his cock with one hand while continuing to fondle his sac with the other.

“Very, very fast,” while his hand went down to her crotch.

“I bet it will be a world record,” she said feeling his cock throb even through his pants.

“At least,” he groaned feeling himself get close.

“Ronald,” she whispered as he the friction he created between her thighs got stronger and stronger. She leaned forward and licked the soft spot on the side of his neck and then bit.

“Oh bloody hell!” he shouted as he felt himself cum.

“Ronald,” she moaned as he pulled his hand away.

“Luna, that was so hot,” he said quickly muttering a cleaning spell on himself. “Are you ready to go now?” he asked not wanting to go back on his word.

Luna looked at him in disbelief. That was it? It wasn’t even real sex and he left her hanging. She didn’t think that this was looking good for their future sex life. “Have you forgotten something, Ronald?” she asked quite piqued.

He looked at her in bewilderment. “What did I forget?” he wondered what that blasted woman was going on about this time.

In exasperation she said, “Never mind, lets just go!”


Draco and Katie sat at the dining room table sharing a breakfast of eggs and sausages. His house elf was a great cook and Draco was happy about that. The one thing that he looked forward to everyday was breakfast. It was his time to sit and slowly enjoy a meal and contemplate the rest of his day. Sometimes he would play out little scenarios in his mind and then he would see how they actually turned out later.

“I want to thank you again for last night, Draco. With the way that I have been treating you, it’s a wonder that you didn’t leave me in Diagon Alley to my fate,” she said.

“Nobody deserves that kind of treatment. I apologize to you on behalf of my father. I am sorry to say that he will never change, and I just hope that last night was a lesson to you on how my father really is. He can appear to be charming and kind, but his is anything but.”

“I am pretty sure that I will spend the rest of my life staying as far away from him as possible,” she said taking a sip of her pumpkin juice. She wasn’t very hungry and her head was throbbing.

“I had Spindle, my house elf, retrieve a hang over potion for you. I hope it helps,” he said graciously.

“Why are you being so nice to me, Draco?”

“I think that there comes a time in your life where you just have to grow up and learn that being a spoiled child isn’t going to cut it in the real world. I have been trying to make some changes in my life. Sometimes, I revert to my past behavior, especially when Potter is anywhere around, but for the most part, I really try hard to be a better person.”

“I think that is very noble of you, Draco.” She hoped that he wasn’t just feeding her a line and that he was sincere about changing. She liked this new Draco, and thought that if he behaved himself this way they might be able to make their marriage work.

“I must leave now, but stay as long as you like. I have to get to work. I will see if my father still has your wand, and I will try to get it to you later today. The house has very strong wards on it, and you will be safe here. When you are ready to leave, call for Spindle. He can apparate you home.”
“Thank you, Draco.”


He walked to her end of the table and kissed her lightly on the cheek. “You are very welcome, Katie. Perhaps, you would care to join me for dinner this evening?”

Smiling, she said, “I would love to.”

“Perfect, I shall call for you at 7:00pm.”

“I look forward to seeing you then,” he said and then left.

Katie stared at his retreating back in wonder. Did she really just have an adult conversation with Draco Malfoy? What was even more surprising to her was that she thought that she had liked it.


Luna smiled as she watched her father and Ron talk. Ron wasn’t very bright, and he obviously wasn’t going to be a very good lover. He was self-absorbed and he was immature. She hoped that her father didn’t take to great of advantage over him. On the other hand, perhaps her deserved it. He might have been one very sexy wizard, but he was truly turning out not to be the prince charming that she had hoped for.

“I am not going to name my children anything except Weasley. That is final and I will not negotiate this with you. If this is a problem for you, I will make sure that we never have any children!” he shouted.

“My line ends with Luna. Her children must carry it on! Your family has several other son’s to carry the name on!” Mr. Lovegood roared.

“Sounds like a personal problem to me! Your inability to breed children has nothing to do with me or mine!”

Luna continued to smile as she watched the two shout back and forth. She wondered who would cave first.

“How dare you! Just because some Wizarding families use restraint in their breeding habits doesn’t make your family of rabbits any better than mine!”

“Rabbits! Rabbits! How dare you say that I come from a family of rabbits! Just because my family is capable of producing children does not make us rabbits!”

“If the carrot fits!” he screamed.

“You’re the bloody git who wants to marry his only child into this family of rabbits because your own fields weren’t fertile! You need me to make sure your family doesn’t die out!”

“I don’t need you, you arrogant prat! Any wizard would be preferable to you!”

“If it wasn’t for this damm marriage law, you wouldn’t find a wizard stupid enough to tie himself to you pathetic family!” Ron scream completely over the top in anger.

“If it wasn’t for this damm marriage law, you’d still be back home in your “burrow” with all the other little rabbits! No sane witch would tie herself to such a bloody idiot!”

“Obviously this discussion is finished!” Ron said. He looked from father to daughter and wondered if it would be easier to just kill himself now. There was no way he could marry the little lunatic, nor could he stand to be anywhere near her psychotic father! They both needed to be committed to St. Mungo’s! He was afraid of what his children would turn out like if he did reproduce with this loon!

Ron left the room with a pop and apparated himself to the Leaky Cauldron for several shots of fire whiskey. He wondered if there was enough alcohol in the establishment to drink that family sane.



I hope everyone liked this chapter. The next chapter will have Hermione and George's wedding night (that they missed) and the death of a character! No, Ron is not going to kill himself! Stay tuned to see! Can anyone predict what I have planned? Who shall it be and how will it happend? Sorry, no boat wreck! lmao!!!