A Maid in the Devil's Manor

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Columnist Rita Skeeter Attempts to Hide Enormous Buttocks Against Ministry Wall
Photo by Bozo Baggins

PROPHET COLUMNIST RITA SKEETER STRUCK BY UNCONVENTIONAL CURSE

Daily Prophet Columnist/Report Rita Skeeter was the victim of an unregistered hex cast by an anonymous individual while pursuing a follow-up story at the Ministry of Magic this morning. Miss Skeeter was struck by the hex in her buttocks, which then grew to enormous size.

Healers at St. Mungo’s are unable to identify the spell which was cast on Miss Skeeter and as a result, her buttocks are still suffering the effects of the ‘butt enlargement’ spell, as the hex has been tentatively named by staff. She is currently residing at the hospital under observation.

Miss Skeeter’s column “What’s Happening in the Wizarding World” had been temporarily suspended during her convalescence. It will resume when the reporter’s condition improves.

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A/N: I had to do it. Lol.