Voldemort's Back

Now lets just say good old Moldy Voldy won, this is what life would be for the wizards and muggle-borns alike I like to call this down on Knockturn Alley
[WITCH}
Charm goes off at seven
And you start uptown.
You put in your eight hours
For the powers that have always been.
Till it\'s five P.M.


[BUM 1]
Then You go

[COMPANY]
Downtown
Where the folks are broke.
Downtown
Where your life\'s a joke.
Downtown
When you buy your token,
you go
Home to Knockturn Alley.

[BUM 2]
Yes, you go

[COMPANY]
Downtown
Where the brooms don\'t stop
Downtown
Where the food is slop
Downtown
Where the hop-heads flop
in the snow
Down on Knockturn Alley

Uptown you cater to a million jerks.
Uptown you\'re messengers and
ministery clerks
eating all your lunches at the
hot dog carts.
The bosses take your money
And they break your hearts.

Uptown you cater to a million whores.
You disinfect terrazzo on their
bathroom floors.
Your morning\'s tribulation,
afternoon\'s a curse
And five o\'clock is even worse

[BUM 3]
That\'s when you go

[COMPANY]
Downtown
Downtown
Downtown
Down on Knockturn Alley
Down on Knockturn Alley
Down on Knockturn Alley
Down on Knockturn Alley


[HERMIONE]
Where the guys are drips.
Where they rip your slips.
Where relationships are no go.
Down on Knockturn Alley
Down on Knockturn Alley
Down on Knockturn Alley
Down on Knockturn Alley


[RON]
Poor! All my life I\'ve always been poor.
I keep asking God what I\'m for,
and he tells me \"Gee, I\'m not sure
sweep that floor, kid.\"
Oh, I started life as an Weasley,
a child of the Burrow
Here on knockturn Alley.
He took me in, gave me shelter, a bed,
Crust of bread and a job
Treats me like dirt, calls me a slob,
Which I am.
So I live
[COMPANY]
Downtown
[RON]
That\'s your home address.
Ya live
[COMPANY]
Downtown
[RON]
When your life\'s a mess.
Ya live
[COMPANY]
Downtown
[RON]
Where depressions\' jes\'
Status Quo.
[COMPANY]
Down on Knockturn Alley

Someone show me a way to get
outa here,
\'cause I constantly pray I\'ll get
outa here
Please, won\'t somebody say I\'ll get
outa here
Someone gimme my shot or I\'ll
rot here.

[COMPANY]
Downtown
[Ron and Hermione]
There\'s no rules for us.
[COMPANY]
Downtown
[Ron and Hermione]
\'Cause it\'s dangerous.
[COMPANY]
Downtown
[Ron and Hermione]
Where the rainbow\'s jus a no-show
[COMPANY]
Downtown
[Ron and Hermione]
Where the sun don\'t
[COMPANY]
Downtown
[Ron and Hermione]
Past the bottom line
[COMPANY]
Downtown
[Ron and Hermione]
Go ask any wino, he\'ll know
I\'ll do I dunno what to get outa Knock
[COMPANY]
Downtown
[Ron and Hermione]
But a hell of a lot to get outa Knock
[COMPANY]
Downtown
[Ron and Hermione]
People tell me there\'s not a way outa Knock
[COMPANY]
Downtown
[Ron and Hermione]
But believe me I gotta get outa Knockturn Alley


A/N This is from Little shop of horrors