I'm Beautiful, Damn It!

We don’t own Harry...
Chapter 18


Draco and Hermione made their way through the train looking for a compartment to crash.

“Ronald, you better owl me during Christmas break to see how the baby’s doing!” They heard Pansy yell from one of the compartments.

“YOU ARE NOT PREGNANT!!!” Ron yelled back.

Harry and Ginny walked up to Hermione and Draco.

“Are you going in there?” Harry asked Hermione, looking warily at the door to the compartment.

“Uhhhh....I...” she stuttered. She really didn’t want to go in there, no one did.

“No, we thought we would try and find one that’s empty.” Draco answered for her.

Ron poked his head out the door.

“Would some one please get in here with me. I don’t want to be alone. I will kill her if I am left alone with her. Please!” Ron looked at their faces.

“I think it’s best if me and Draco move on. Pansy doesn’t really care for us and that might make it worse for you.” Hermione said trying to read his reaction to see if he was buying it.

“Well, I guess you’re right.” He looked over at Harry and Ginny.

“Ummm...Okay.” Ginny said. She and Harry stepped into the compartment and closed the door.

“That was good, Hermione. That whole making it worse. Brilliant.” Draco said smiling. He was very happy. He thought for sure he would be stuck with Ron and Pansy all the way to the station.

“I really don’t think I can handle Pansy and her disappearing, reappearing fetuses right now.” he thought as they continued their search for a compartment.


They found one near the back that was empty. They sat down opposite of each other. Hermione reached in her bag and pulled out a picture album, she thought she would brief Draco on her family members before they got there. She began to flip through the album. She had pictures of her and Harry and Ron and Ginny from over the years. She smiled has she looked at the pictures.

“Merlin, its hard to believe that we were that small.” She thought. She noticed a small extremely pale and blonde headed boy in the background of one of the pictures making a not so pretty face at her and her friends. Hermione closed the album and looked at Draco. He was starting out the window thinking about something.

“What made you change your mind?” She asked him. Draco looked at her with a very confused face.

“What made you change you mind about me?” She asked. Draco looked at the carpet.

“Hermione,” He got up and sat next to her. “The only reason I was mean to you was because of my father and his feelings about mudblo-umm-muggleborns. I don’t care what my father thinks anymore so I decided to develop my own feelings about you since I was going to be living with you. I liked what I seen.” He said looking in to her eyes. Hermione leaned over and kissed him. Draco pulled his wand out and locked the door. He began to kiss down her neck as she climbed into his lap. He put his hand up her shirt and felt her breasts. Hermione slid off his lap and began to undo his belt.

They were interrupted by a sharp knock on the door.

“Hello, is there anyone in there?” They heard.

“Not now, why now?” Draco thought. He got up and poked his head outside the door.

“What to you want?” He asked, quite irritated at being disturbed.

Neville and Luna were standing outside. Neville looked terrified.

“I’m....Sorry.... I didn’t know .....you.” Neville tried to say. He turned to walk away.

“We wanted to know if there was any room in there for us? All the other compartments...” Luna started.

“No.” Draco said before she could finish and shut the door in her face.

“Who was that?” Hermione asked curiously.

“No one important.” He said as he sat down and began to kiss her neck again.

She smiled and took her place back on his lap.

He undone the first three buttons of her shirt and kissed the newly exposed flesh on her chest.

She wrapped her arms around his neck, enjoying the feeling of his kisses.

His mouth captured hers again and she playfully bite and sucked on his bottom lip, before moving her kisses down his neck, ultimately ending up back at his belt.

She finished undoing it slowly, then pulled on the button to his pants.

She felt his body tense when she began to pull his zipper down with her teeth and gently licked and sucked the skin just above the waistband of his boxers.

She looked up at him and gave him a smirk as she tugged his pants down just low enough to expose her intended target.

She licked up and down the sides of his dick. She made her way back up to the top and swirled her tongue over the tip, before taking it into her mouth and sucking.

Draco\'s body stiffened, then relaxed, letting his fingers find her hair and tangle in the soft curls.

He lifted his head to watch her. She looked up at him as she let his dick slide in and out of her mouth.

“I’m getting head on a train. This is very cool.” he thought.

The rhythm of her sucking increased. Draco’s hips were pumping against her face and he was trying terribly hard to muffle his groans.

Hermione was surprised when he roughly pushed her head away. He grabbed her by the arms and jerked her up onto his lap before reaching under her skirt and ripping her panties away.

“Hey!” she cried. “I need tho-” but was interrupted when he smashed his mouth against hers.

He grabbed her hips and pushed her down onto him, groaning against her mouth as he entered her.

Hermione began to bounce on him as his hands pulled her top the rest of the way open and began to grab her breasts. His hands roamed back down her stomach to her hips, trying to control the rhythm of her hips.
It wasn’t long before he let out a low moan and came inside of her.

She buried her head in his neck and sighed.

Draco ran his hands up and down her back, feeling very exhausted. They both drifted off together, not bothering to refasten their clothing or even to switch positions.

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The awoke with a start when the train gave a jerk, signaling they had pulled into Kings Cross.

They bolted upright and quickly began buttoning and fastening their clothes.

Hermione picked up the remains of her underwear and held them up.

“What am I going to now?” she sighed.

“I don’t know, keep your legs together?” Draco smirked, earning him a smack on the arm.

“We have to go.” he said, throwing her jacket to her and dragging her out into the mess of students that were now crowding the corridors.

They collected their trunks and scanned the crowd for Hermione’s parents.

Her father stood amidst the bustle of students and parents, waving to them. As they made their way toward him, Draco noticed Hermione walking gingerly, trying desperately to conceal the fact she wasn’t wearing underwear.

“Stop it!” Draco hissed under his breath. “You can’t see anything, so it looks like you have a stick up your ass. Walk normally!”

When they reached him, he greeted Hermione with a warm hug.

“Who’s this?” Hermione’s father asked, after releasing her.

“Um...This is my boyfriend, Draco.” she replied, shyly.

Her father grinned at her, before extending his hand to Draco.

“Its very nice to meet you.” he smiled.

Draco looked warily at her father’s hand before receiving a warning glance from Hermione and reluctantly extending his own.

“Well, shall we go to the car then?” her father asked.

They strolled in the direction of the parking lot, Hermione receiving swats and sharp nudges from Draco for walking strangely.

Draco and Hermione both piled into the back seat.

They pulled out of the parking lot and headed down the street.

There had been many moments of silence, before a strange “Ding!” sounded and a little light flashed on the dashboard.

“There\'s nothing I can do for you now!” Hermione’s father cried, sounding extremely upset.

Draco jumped and looked at him.

The light pinged again as they made a left turn.

“Why are you doing this to me?!? I can’t help you!” he wailed.

“I didn’t do anything!” Draco cried, growing slightly afraid. Her father seemed not to notice he had spoken
Hermione laughed and leaned over to Draco.

“No, no,” she grinned. “Dad talks to the car. There\'s something wrong with the sensor and it makes the oil light ding constantly. It really upsets him.”

“Oh!” Draco said, looking relieved.

The ride to Hermione’s house seemed to take ages, her father screaming at the car all along the way.

“You’re lying! I know you are! There\'s oil in there!”

“You’re just going to have to shut up until I get you home!”

They pulled up in front of Hermione’s house. It was quite small compared to Draco’s. Actually, it was a shack compared to Draco’s, but nice all the same.

Draco took a deep breath. If the car ride was this unnerving, he could hardly imagine what the rest of the visit would be like.

A/N: What makes this chapter so funny is the fact that the sensor in Stefanie’s car really is screwed up, causing the oil light to constantly ding. Aaaaand, she really does talk to it. The lines from Hermione’s father are actually direct quotes from Stef on one of our many car rides. I mean, she even gets all upset. Its really funny....maybe you just have to be there....who knows?