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Adult +
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Epilogue Harry/Draco
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I'm giving you three epilogues! One for Harry/Draco and their lives. On for Lucius/Fred/George and one for Ron/Severus. Nice huh? I just couldn't do one epilogue with all of them, so I'll give them one "extra chapter" each. Hope you like and THANK YOU FOR ALL THE WONDERFUL REVIEWS I'V GOTTEN!
Epilogue Harry/Draco
...Nine years later...
“Draco…”
“No Mama… No talking. Want me to get that gag that you hate?”
“Ah!”
Draco smirked up at Harry. He was sitting in his lap, one leg draped around Draco’s waist while the other was tucked at his side. His arms were tied behind his back, making it impossible for him to move. But Draco was happy to lift Harry up and down on his very hard cock.
“Mama! Look at me!”
“Wait Castor! We’re not supposed to-“
“AH! My eyes! I just saw my parents having sex! EW!”
“CASTOR, ELPIS! I’ve told you many times! Do NOT come inside when the door is closed! KNOCK!”
“But Dad! It was Castor! I didn’t do anything!”
“Get out! GET OUT BOTH OF YOU!”
The twins rushed outside when their “Mama” yelled at them. The parents were left alone, panting for breath.
“Man, we never get to have sex with those two around.”
“Draco, we have had sex at least six times every week since we married seven years ago.”
“So? It’s not enough!”
Harry chuckled and then slowly stood up after Draco had untied him. They both groaned when Draco slipped out from Harry. Harry then headed for the bathroom, but just as he was passing into the room he turned his head to look at Draco still sitting on the bed.
“You’re not going to come with me?”
Draco grinned and quickly followed his lovely husband into the bathroom.
……
“I sure hope that I won’t be like dad when I get older.”
“Yeah. But Mama isn’t that better… He always says yes when Dad wants to have sex.”
“Yeah, you’re right.”
Just then Draco came into the kitchen and saw his 14 year old sons sitting at the kitchen island. Castor was 5’8 feet while Elpis was 5’6. Castor had short, blonde hair that stood in every single direction. It reminded Draco of those mornings when Harry woke up after a long night of hot sex… He was tanned, something he got from hours of Quidditch outside. His eyes was dull green, but when his famous “Malfoy-temper” came out they would flash in grey, making him look like an exact replica of Draco. Elpis was, like his brother, crazy in Quidditch and he too had a more tanned body. His eyes were green just like Harry’s. He was the one who had gotten most of the brains though. Elpis was like a Hermione and to be honest neither parent understood where it came from. They guessed Lily or Narcissa…
After their transformation back to humans Harry and Draco had been busy. They both had to raise and teach their children all kinds of stuff and in the same time graduate. After school Lucius and Draco threw themselves into work and Draco became his father’s assistant. Now, at the age of 31 he had been in care of every affair involving the Malfoy family for three years. Harry was home with the twins and also worked from home as an Auror. But most of the time he spent with the twins and all his friends, especially Hermione, who had married and become pregnant with no other than Blaise Zabini. They had one child, a boy named Tristan. Right now she was pregnant again and came over as much as she could.
“Dad! Do you think that Mama can make his special pancakes?”
Draco smiled and petted Elpis on his head.
“Well, we’ll just ask him and see what he says.”
“What who says about what?”
“Mama!”
Harry’s eyebrow twitched and Draco snickered. After nine years he still hadn’t gotten them to call him daddy, papa or father. He was Mama and would always be just that…
“Mama, please can you make us pancakes?”
“But we ate that yesterday.”
“Pleeeeeaaaase.” Castor pouted and tried to do his Dad’s puppy eyes that he always used on Mama.
“Oh fine.” Harry turned around and missed Draco giving his son thumps up. Castor blinked at him and then started to take out some plates, knives, forks and glasses. Harry started to whip up the mixture. Draco sat down next to Elpis and together they watched Harry move around the kitchen.
“Dad, don’t drool over Mama. You just had sex.”
“Language!”
The three others rolled their eyes at the mother of the family.
“Yes mother.” Elpis muttered, not thinking about the consequences.
A ladle in his head made him wince.
“Mom!”
“Sorry, my hand slipped.”
Draco chuckled and helped Harry with the pancakes. He also took the milk, syrup and ice cream out. Soon a plate with a mountain of pancakes was on the table and Castor threw himself over it. Elpis soon followed and the parents, used to their kids’ appetite just waited. Soon they could stake some pancakes and they started to eat.
“Oh my god. This is soo good Mom!”
Harry smiled and took a bit of his pancake. Draco drank up the last of his coffee and then looked at the clock.
“Shit! We’re going to be late!”
“Language!”
“Sorry dear.” Draco smirked and planted a sloppy kiss on Harry’s forehead. Everyone put the dishes in the sink and the twins rushed up to get their trunks. Today was the start for school after the summer break and the twins were starting their fifth year. It had come like a shock when Castor came in Slytherin and Elpis in Gryffindor. It had started a rivalry in the houses, but not as big as the one on Harry’s and Draco’s time. The matches in Quidditch were something special. Both twins were captains in their teams and both were seekers. Last year Slytherin had won, but this summer Elpis had trained like crazy.
“Castor, Elpis! Hurry up! We’ll be late!”
“Coming!”
The twins came rushing down the stairs and Draco quickly grabbed Elpis while Harry hugged Castor close and then apparated away to the train station. They got onto the Platform and soon the Hogwarts train was in sight.
“Okay now kids. No fighting, no pranks and NO irritating Severus!”
“Yes Mom.”
A couple of girls walking by snickered when they heard it but stopped when Castor turned and glared at them. Just because they called him Mom it didn’t mean that they would let anyone make fun of him.
“Dad and I will come and watch your games, we promise.”
The twins smiled and then they hugged them and stepped onboard on the train when they heard the last whistle. Harry and Draco stood there, watching their sons leave for another year in school.
“Cheer up honey, they’ll be back at Christmas.”
Harry glared at him but then smiled and nodded. They turned around and walked back out to apparate home so they could finish what they started earlier…
.
I'm giving you three epilogues! One for Harry/Draco and their lives. On for Lucius/Fred/George and one for Ron/Severus. Nice huh? I just couldn't do one epilogue with all of them, so I'll give them one "extra chapter" each. Hope you like and THANK YOU FOR ALL THE WONDERFUL REVIEWS I'V GOTTEN!
Epilogue Harry/Draco
...Nine years later...
“Draco…”
“No Mama… No talking. Want me to get that gag that you hate?”
“Ah!”
Draco smirked up at Harry. He was sitting in his lap, one leg draped around Draco’s waist while the other was tucked at his side. His arms were tied behind his back, making it impossible for him to move. But Draco was happy to lift Harry up and down on his very hard cock.
“Mama! Look at me!”
“Wait Castor! We’re not supposed to-“
“AH! My eyes! I just saw my parents having sex! EW!”
“CASTOR, ELPIS! I’ve told you many times! Do NOT come inside when the door is closed! KNOCK!”
“But Dad! It was Castor! I didn’t do anything!”
“Get out! GET OUT BOTH OF YOU!”
The twins rushed outside when their “Mama” yelled at them. The parents were left alone, panting for breath.
“Man, we never get to have sex with those two around.”
“Draco, we have had sex at least six times every week since we married seven years ago.”
“So? It’s not enough!”
Harry chuckled and then slowly stood up after Draco had untied him. They both groaned when Draco slipped out from Harry. Harry then headed for the bathroom, but just as he was passing into the room he turned his head to look at Draco still sitting on the bed.
“You’re not going to come with me?”
Draco grinned and quickly followed his lovely husband into the bathroom.
……
“I sure hope that I won’t be like dad when I get older.”
“Yeah. But Mama isn’t that better… He always says yes when Dad wants to have sex.”
“Yeah, you’re right.”
Just then Draco came into the kitchen and saw his 14 year old sons sitting at the kitchen island. Castor was 5’8 feet while Elpis was 5’6. Castor had short, blonde hair that stood in every single direction. It reminded Draco of those mornings when Harry woke up after a long night of hot sex… He was tanned, something he got from hours of Quidditch outside. His eyes was dull green, but when his famous “Malfoy-temper” came out they would flash in grey, making him look like an exact replica of Draco. Elpis was, like his brother, crazy in Quidditch and he too had a more tanned body. His eyes were green just like Harry’s. He was the one who had gotten most of the brains though. Elpis was like a Hermione and to be honest neither parent understood where it came from. They guessed Lily or Narcissa…
After their transformation back to humans Harry and Draco had been busy. They both had to raise and teach their children all kinds of stuff and in the same time graduate. After school Lucius and Draco threw themselves into work and Draco became his father’s assistant. Now, at the age of 31 he had been in care of every affair involving the Malfoy family for three years. Harry was home with the twins and also worked from home as an Auror. But most of the time he spent with the twins and all his friends, especially Hermione, who had married and become pregnant with no other than Blaise Zabini. They had one child, a boy named Tristan. Right now she was pregnant again and came over as much as she could.
“Dad! Do you think that Mama can make his special pancakes?”
Draco smiled and petted Elpis on his head.
“Well, we’ll just ask him and see what he says.”
“What who says about what?”
“Mama!”
Harry’s eyebrow twitched and Draco snickered. After nine years he still hadn’t gotten them to call him daddy, papa or father. He was Mama and would always be just that…
“Mama, please can you make us pancakes?”
“But we ate that yesterday.”
“Pleeeeeaaaase.” Castor pouted and tried to do his Dad’s puppy eyes that he always used on Mama.
“Oh fine.” Harry turned around and missed Draco giving his son thumps up. Castor blinked at him and then started to take out some plates, knives, forks and glasses. Harry started to whip up the mixture. Draco sat down next to Elpis and together they watched Harry move around the kitchen.
“Dad, don’t drool over Mama. You just had sex.”
“Language!”
The three others rolled their eyes at the mother of the family.
“Yes mother.” Elpis muttered, not thinking about the consequences.
A ladle in his head made him wince.
“Mom!”
“Sorry, my hand slipped.”
Draco chuckled and helped Harry with the pancakes. He also took the milk, syrup and ice cream out. Soon a plate with a mountain of pancakes was on the table and Castor threw himself over it. Elpis soon followed and the parents, used to their kids’ appetite just waited. Soon they could stake some pancakes and they started to eat.
“Oh my god. This is soo good Mom!”
Harry smiled and took a bit of his pancake. Draco drank up the last of his coffee and then looked at the clock.
“Shit! We’re going to be late!”
“Language!”
“Sorry dear.” Draco smirked and planted a sloppy kiss on Harry’s forehead. Everyone put the dishes in the sink and the twins rushed up to get their trunks. Today was the start for school after the summer break and the twins were starting their fifth year. It had come like a shock when Castor came in Slytherin and Elpis in Gryffindor. It had started a rivalry in the houses, but not as big as the one on Harry’s and Draco’s time. The matches in Quidditch were something special. Both twins were captains in their teams and both were seekers. Last year Slytherin had won, but this summer Elpis had trained like crazy.
“Castor, Elpis! Hurry up! We’ll be late!”
“Coming!”
The twins came rushing down the stairs and Draco quickly grabbed Elpis while Harry hugged Castor close and then apparated away to the train station. They got onto the Platform and soon the Hogwarts train was in sight.
“Okay now kids. No fighting, no pranks and NO irritating Severus!”
“Yes Mom.”
A couple of girls walking by snickered when they heard it but stopped when Castor turned and glared at them. Just because they called him Mom it didn’t mean that they would let anyone make fun of him.
“Dad and I will come and watch your games, we promise.”
The twins smiled and then they hugged them and stepped onboard on the train when they heard the last whistle. Harry and Draco stood there, watching their sons leave for another year in school.
“Cheer up honey, they’ll be back at Christmas.”
Harry glared at him but then smiled and nodded. They turned around and walked back out to apparate home so they could finish what they started earlier…
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