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More Ways to Kill A Weasley

By: Ms_Figg
folder Harry Potter › Het - Male/Female › Snape/Hermione
Rating: Adult ++
Chapters: 29
Views: 18,432
Reviews: 69
Recommended: 1
Currently Reading: 1
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
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Ode to the Witch

There once was a wee bonny lass

with curly hair that hung past her ass.

A stapping redhead worshipped her ground,

but in him not an ounce of romance was to be found.

He peered down her blouse quite lewdly.

And gestured with his hands quite rudely.

Anger, fury and rage overcame the comely girl,

now no more redheaded advances will hurl.

He\'s been changed to cat.

So how do you like that?

And into a potion he was stirred.

Ms. Granger, more slug, the dark Snape purred.

She blushed and retrieved quickly,

and watched the potion grow thickly

while thinking of things hiding beneath capes

and parts of anatomy she\'d like to see of Snape\'s.





KUDOS to all. Just a meager offering. :)
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