More Ways to Kill A Weasley

There once was a wee bonny lass

with curly hair that hung past her ass.

A stapping redhead worshipped her ground,

but in him not an ounce of romance was to be found.

He peered down her blouse quite lewdly.

And gestured with his hands quite rudely.

Anger, fury and rage overcame the comely girl,

now no more redheaded advances will hurl.

He\'s been changed to cat.

So how do you like that?

And into a potion he was stirred.

Ms. Granger, more slug, the dark Snape purred.

She blushed and retrieved quickly,

and watched the potion grow thickly

while thinking of things hiding beneath capes

and parts of anatomy she\'d like to see of Snape\'s.





KUDOS to all. Just a meager offering. :)