'The Wedding'

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Harry woke the following morning to Ginny applying kisses to his cock.



‘I could live with waking up every morning like that’ He said noticing as he woke up the dawn sun peeking through a parting in the curtains.



‘Morning’ Ginny said kissing him on the lips ‘Sleep well?’



‘Mmmmhmmm I did’ Harry said scratching his scalp ‘Shall I call a house elf for breakfast or do you want to get something with Teddy back at the Manor?’



‘I’ll get something back at the Manor’ Ginny said ‘You really ought to turn up at breakfast for your first day’



‘Okay then maybe once I’ve been here a few weeks, I’ll stay here for breakfast’ Harry said stretching luxuriously ‘Well today is the day, my first day’



‘You’ll do fine’ Ginny said propping herself up on an elbow and kissing him on the lips ‘You know your stuff and you and Hermione worked for weeks on your lesson plan and you know the area of Defence Against The Dark Arts like you know what makes me scream’



Harry laughed loudly.

‘And I know what I’ll be teaching my students’ He chuckled ‘They don’t need to know what makes you scream’



‘No one but you needs to know that’ Ginny said getting up and pulling on her dressing gown ‘C’mon are you going to have a shower or not?’



‘If it’s with you definitely’ Harry said with a grin.



Harry didn’t bother putting on a dressing gown he leapt out of bed and made his way across the bedroom floor and into the ensuite. Ginny had already dropped her dressing gown from around her petite body and was standing naked next to the shower turning on the taps. Harry leant on the door frame and just watched her get ready for her shower, all the while twirling his wand in his fingers. Ginny noticed his silence and turned around.



‘What?’ She said a curl of her red hair snaking tantalizingly around the rosebud of her left nipple.



‘I’m just thinking what a lucky bastard I am’ Harry said.



‘Oh yeah why’s that?’ Ginny said putting a hand underneath the water to test its temperature.



‘Purely because I have you’ Harry said walking over to her and encircling her waist with his muscular arms ‘If nothing else good happened to me for the rest of my life however long I live I’ll still be happy because I’ll go to sleep and wake up next to you’



‘Awww aren’t you romantic’ Ginny said turning around and kissing him on the lips.



Harry returned the kiss and stepped into the shower with Ginny.



‘Your-shoulder’ Ginny muttered raking her nails down his back.



Harry wordlessly flicked his wand so and invisible force lifted Ginny up a few feet. He dropped to his knees and plunged his tongue into her core.



‘Ah fuck Harry give me some warning!’ Ginny yelped.



‘What for? Harry said with a grin feasting greedlily on her wetness ‘It’s no fun then’



‘Sonofabitch’ Ginny hissed arching her back against the tiles.



For a solid ten minutes Harry nipped, sucked licked and otherwise tantalized Ginny. Then when she was least expecting it he flicked his wand and undid the levitation charm holding her aloft. He caught her as he impaled her with his cock and immediately started thrusting the wet tiles squeaking underneath Ginny’s wet skin.



‘AhfuckyouHarryIoughttohexyoutoinvisibilityforthat!’ Ginny screeched her vocalizations echoing off the tiled walls ‘I hate you I really do….OHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIT!



‘I’m shagging at Hogwarts, I’m shagging at Hogwarts!’ Harry chanted as he attempted to stave off the burning of desire that threatened to consume his whole being ‘I’m shagging at HogWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRTS!’



The climax ripped through Harry like a bullet and he nearly lost his footing on the slippery tiled floors. He gritted his teeth and continued with his thrusts til Ginny herself met her own climax with a deafening scream. The couple stood there under the steaming water Harry still inside Ginny heaving from their efforts.



‘I’m shaggin’ at Hogwarts?’ Ginny said with a giggle after several long moments of silence.



‘It’s the first thing that popped into my mind’ Harry said sheepishly leaning down and kissing her neck And I was ‘During one of our escapades you bellowed out a good strong chorus of ‘A Cauldron of Hot Strong Love’ you mother would’ve been proud. It’s probably the song you were conceived to’



Ginny made a face and imitated vomiting as Harry roared with laughter.



‘Gee you really know how to dampen the mood don’t you?’ She said as Harry let her down ‘That’s gross imagining my parents having it off’



‘Well you saw it once’ Harry said with a grin ‘There could’ve been an eighth Weasley if you hadn’t interrupted them’



‘Harry!’



Harry laughed.



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Within half an hour Harry and Ginny were dressed and having coffee at the small dining table underneath the window at the end of the room.



‘After this I’m going to grab Teddy and head back to the Manor’ Ginny said swirling her coffee in her mug ‘You’ll need to get to the Great Hall soon it’s nearly seven thirty’



‘Okay then are you going to come back tonight?’



‘Yep but I’m working nights from Thursday til Tuesday so either Andromeda, Ron or Hermione will have to drop Ted here and I can drop him back in the morning' Ginny said but then I'm thinking is that such a wise idea? Ted’s usually in bed by seven and the only reason he was still awake when we flooed here last night was because Andromeda made him have a nap during the day. He can’t do that all the time. It’ll screw with his head and it’ll mess with your schedule too. You’ll flake out if you have Ted here every night and drop him off at the Manor every morning. Plus you have to be here most nights particularly weekends being head of Gyffindor House. He can’t spend all the time here. That is especially the case after Hannah has the baby Neville will have to spend most time back at his house after that. If you have Ted here all the time now he’s not going to like it much when his visits stop because you have to stay here because Neville can’t’



‘Yeah that’s true’ Harry said ‘Well I’ll tell him just before you floo back to the Manor the visits can’t be all the time. I probably should’ve told him that when I first brought up the idea of him coming here’



‘He’s a reasonable kid he’ll understand’ Ginny said draining the last of her coffee ‘Well that’s it I better go’



‘Damn just when I fancied another shag’ Harry said with a grin.



‘Oh get stuffed we haven’t got time for another shag not even a quickie. If you don’t turn up in the Great Hall everyone even the students will guess what you’re up to’



Harry grinned.

‘Just joking dear’ He said lightly spanking her bum.



‘Ha!’



Harry and Ginny made their way into the spare room where Teddy was still fast asleep. Harry wrapped him up tightly in the duvet and carried him to the fireplace where he put the child in Ginny’s arms.



‘I won’t wake him now’ He said ‘Can you tell him about the change in plans?’



‘Yeah okay you have a good day okay?’ Ginny said kissing him on the lips and grabbing a handful of floo powder ‘Good luck and I hope all your students are angels’



‘As if that’s happen’ Harry said with a grin ‘Behave’



‘I always do’



‘Oh crap’



Ginny grinned threw down the floo powder and called….

‘The Manor!’



Green flames erupted around her and the bundle of blankets that was Teddy and in a a second the grate was empty. Harry put on his robes ran his fingers through his hair then left his quarters, went down into the classroom then left that and began his journey down to the Great Hall.



‘Professor!’ Came a familiar voice ‘Professor!’



Harry turned around to see Michael Erens running toward him.

‘Morning Michael’ He said ‘Can I help you?’



‘Can I walk with you?’



‘Of course’



Harry started forward and Michael fell into step beside him.



‘What can I do for you?’ Harry said.



‘I was wondering if you could help me convince Professor McGonagall a dueling club would be a good idea’



Harry laughed.

‘I take it she’s not a great fan of the idea?’ He said.



‘No way!’ Michael said still puffing slightly from running ‘I’ve been trying to convince her that a dueling club would be a good idea since my second year. I ask her at least twice a week and when I asked her if she’d changed her mind at the end of term feast last June she threatened me with a school year’s worth of detentions with Mr Filch’



Harry snorted.

‘You must really have annoyed her’ He said in amusement ‘Why do you want to start a dueling club?’



‘Because I think it would be a good idea to learn how to defend ourselves oustide Defence Against The Dark Arts’ Michael said ‘I know the Dark Lord isn’t out there any more, but who’s to say another one won’t turn up one day? Plus it’s a good hand eye co-ordination activity and it would give the older students a chance to practice non verbal spells’



‘You’ve got a point there’ Harry said thoughtfully ‘I’ll have a word to her, but you must realize Professor McGonagall is a very stubborn individual in these matters and if she says yes it won’t be straight away’



‘Thanks Professor for doing this’ Michael said gratefully ‘I didn’t even get this far with Professor McGonagall last school year she just heard the term ‘Duelling Club’ and clammed up I reckon I was thirty seconds from being transfigured into a Hippogriff’



Harry snorted.

‘You might’ve been’ He said ‘Okay I’ll get to work on her and let you know how things go. I’ll see if I can get Professor Malfoy and Longbottom in on the deal too maybe even Professor Flitwick all three of them are excellent duelers. And you never know with four of us on her case or even the whole teaching staff on her case she might cave in’



Michael looked incredulous.

‘Are you serious?’ He said.



‘Yeah sure I think a deulling club is a great idea’ Harry said ‘Professor McGonagall might be against the dueling club idea because there was a dueling club farce in my second year with a professor that couldn’t duel to save his life. But since things have quietened down she might be easier to soften up’



‘Thanks Professor’



They entered the Great Hall a few minutes later and Harry made his way up to the Hogh Table.



‘Guess what?’ He said to Neville and Draco.



‘You got laid’ Neville said with a goofy grin.



‘Yeah well that too, so did you by the sounds’ Harry said with a grin (Draco sniggered) ‘The Head Boy wants me to convince Minerva to start up a deulling club’



‘Good luck’ Draco said.



‘It’s not going to happen’ Neville said spreading jam on a piece of toast ‘Not after the Lockhart fiasco in our second year’



‘Neville that was ten years ago and I think the time is ripe for another go’ Harry said piling bacon and eggs onto his plate ‘This time with Professors that know what they’re doing. You know apparently Erens badgered Minerva so much she threatened him with a whole school years worth of detentions with Filch?’



Draco’s eyes widened.

‘Bloody hell!’ He exclaimed ‘That’s persistence for you, typical bloody Gryffindor’



‘I said to him it might take a while because of the Lockhart incident but if more than one Professor got on her case she might back down’



‘I’m not sure Minerva is the backing down type’ Neville said ‘We could sit her down and reason with her’



‘So you both like the idea of a dueling club?’ Harry said squirting tomato sauce on his bacon and eggs.



‘Yeah it should be a good thing’ Draco said ‘As you said it’d go more smoothly with participants that actually know what they’re doing. We can teach the first years just basic elementary stuff and the older students more advanced stuff’



‘That’s what I’d thought of’ Harry said ‘Teaching the students according to their year levels. I suppose if I draw up a proposal of what I’d like to do Minerva might be open to discussion’



‘How about getting Flitwick involved?’ Neville suggested ‘He was supposed to be a champion dueller in his younger days. I don’t know if he would actually participate in the practical side of things because he’s no spring chicken, but he might be able to help you draw up a proposal’



‘I’ll have a word to him’ Harry said thoughtfully ‘So you both looking forward to today? Nervous?’



‘I’m a Malfoy we don’t get nervous’ Draco said with a cheesy grin.



‘Arrogant git’



‘Ha ha but no I’m not really nervous I taught for six months of last school year so I know what to do. How abut you two?’



‘I’m more excited than nervous’ Neville said looking skyward for the morning owl post ‘I just want to get into the shit’



Harry inhaled a piece of egg. Choking and grabbing for a goblet of water swallowing a mouthful.



‘Bloody hell Neville lay off the humor eh?’ Harry hissed his face receeding from red to pink as he recovered from his choking ‘Fat lot of good you are’ He added dyly to Draco who was laughing heartily.



A sudden screech announced the arrival of the morning post. Harry looked up in search of Ebony and it was a few seconds before he spied her`amongst the avian autumn colours. A second later she came to an elegant stop on the edge of the table in front of Draco and waddled up the table to Harry dragging a small package on a leather thong and a letter in her beak.



‘Aren’t you popular?’ Draco said relieving his eagle owl of its letter.



‘I’ve heard that a lot lately’ Harry said untying the leather thong and taking the letter from Ebony’s beak ‘Ta Eb’



Harry opened the letter to see it was from George and Angelina.



Dear Harry it read.



Just thought we’d drop you a line and wish you a good first day’s teaching at Ol’ hoggy warty Hogwarts. We know you’ll be a great teacher and hope one day you can teach our kids.



Love George and Angelina



Then in Georges scrawl was



Hex those little Slytherin snots...ha ha and a moving smiley face sticking its tongue out.



Harry grinned. Then opened the package to find a minature statue of a wizard in Puddlemere United quidditch robes pulling it’s pants down mooning him and letting off loud farts. Draco and Neville burst into barely contained laughter and Harry scrambled for his wand and hurridley muttered Silencio!’



‘I am going to murder that bastard!’ Harry hissed wishing the floor would open up and swallow him ‘The son of a bitch!’



‘I think that’s rather creative’ Neville said with a grin watching the figurine march around Harry’s plate it’s pants around it’s ankles singing an enthusiastic but totally silent song.



‘You’re mentally ill!’ Harry said poking his wand at the figurine and muttering ‘Petrificus Totalus!’



The figureine snapped into a full body bind and Harry grabbed it stuffing it into his pocket.



‘I’m going to Fred’s portrait in the Entrance Hall and tell him to tell George to fuck off’ Harry hissed under his breath ‘Then at lunch I am going to the shop and hexing his arse to Antigua’



‘You ought to go to the kitchens Harry so the house elves can fry some more eggs on your face’ Neville said with a grin leaning back in his chair and sipping on his orange juice.



‘Fuck off Longbottom’



Just before breakfast ended Harry left the High Table his face still a respectable shade of rouge and made his way out into the Entrance Hall where portraits hung of all the people who died in the last battle. Fred Weasley was in between Colin Creevy, Tonks, and Lupin. Those pictures were empty at the present time but Fred’s showed it’s resident.



‘Morning Harry’ Fred said with a grin ‘Face is a little red there’



Harry looked around and made sure he couldn’t be heard before he spoke.



‘Tell your dear brother he is a son of a bitch’ He said trying to withhold a smile ‘Tell him I will get him back for that and I am visiting to the shop today!’



‘Of course I can pass that message on’ Fred said with a grin ‘It was my idea to put Puddlemere United robes on it you know’



‘Prick’ Harry said ‘If you weren’t a war hero I’d hex a hole in your canvas’



‘Tut tut that’s not very appropriate behaviour for a professor’



‘Sod off Fred just make sure George gets the message and tell him he better have a good lunch ready or I’ll strip him naked and put him in the shop window with a full body bind on him’



Fred grinned.

‘I can manage that’ He said ‘See ya later Harry have a good first day’



‘Thanks mate’



Fred left his portrait and Harry continued up to the seventh floor where he put the flashing and farting figurine in his quarters. The bell rang just as he made his way down to the classroom ready for his first class of the day first year Hufflepuff and Ravenclaws.



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‘Okay good work ladies and gentlemen I want five inches of parchment interpreting the definition of Defence Against The Dark Arts on my desk by the end of the week’ Harry said an hour and a half later.



There was a collective groan.



‘But Professor it’s only the first day!’ Trisha Ewing who had been the first sorted into Hufflepuff the evening before complained.



‘Yeah it’s great isn’t it?’ Harry said with a grin ‘Gives you allllllllll week to do it’



‘But..’



‘No buts when I was in my first year I only got one day to do something similar. Just think it’s only two inches a day! And the library is opened til eight thirty every night’



Harry held in a laugh as Trisha made a face and followed her classmates out into the hall.



There was a forty-five minute morning tea break til his next class of third years so Harry packed up his things and made his way to the staff room. He was by himself for five minutes before Draco entered the room’



‘My seventh years hate me’ He declared with a grin.



‘What did you do to piss them off?’ Harry said kicking off his shoes and puttng his feet on an ottoman that had seen better days.



‘Gave them a four foot essay on human transfiguration’



‘That’s mean Minerva how much did she give the seventh years when you came back here after the final battle? I wasn’t here to find out’



‘Five I think’ Draco said hanging up his cloak ‘Have you managed to annoy your students yet?’



‘Of course five inches on interpreting the definition of Defence against the Dark Arts’



‘For the first years on the first day of term? You evil prick’



‘Yeah I know, very Slytherin of me isn’t it?’



‘You said it, what do you have next?’



‘Third year Slytherin and Gryffindors, I’m taking them down to the fourth floor for a practical Boggart banishing lesson’



‘Already? Gee you are keen’



‘Well Lupin did it with us and he’s the best Defence teacher I ever had if it’s good enough for him it’s good enough for me. Then I am flooing to Diagon Alley and murdering George Weasley’



Draco sniggered.

‘I don’t think his wife would be that impressed’ He said flopping down into his own seat.



‘Oh don’t worry Angelina’s getting a right royal bollocking too’ Harry said feeling his face flush again ‘If Minerva was at the High Table she would’ve dropped dead from the shock. If I didn’t know it was sent as a joke I would send George a Howler’



‘It wasn’t that bad’



‘Yeah I know but it embarrassed the living shit out of me. He must’ve been looking to test that on someone. I tell ya when Mrs Weasley finds out George will get a Howler’



‘It’ll make his shop a mint’



‘His fortune will rival yours soon’



‘Ha ha’



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Five minutes before the end of morning break Harry left the staff room and made his way up to his classroom. He levitated his bag back into his quarters and waited for his students to arrive. Right on the sound of the bell, he opened the room door and leaned on the frame. Students were already gathered and went to move into the classroom.



‘Not yet’ Harry said holding an arm out ‘We’re going to another part of the castle for this lesson’



‘Aw yeah really?’ Two third year boys chorused keenly.



‘Yes Mr…?’



‘Hornby Nick Hornby Sir’ Nick said enthusiastically grasping Harry’s good hand and shaking it so hard it comically made Harry’s whole body shake ’And this is my brother Luke’



‘Okay Mr Hornby nice to meet you but ease up on the enthusiastic handshake eh?’ Harry said with a grin eyeing the twins who reminded him so much of Fred and George ‘It’s a bit hard to do what I’m going to do with you with only one arm and a bung one at that’



‘When d’you get out of the sling Sir?’ Luke Hornby asked keenly as students continued to arrive.



‘Should be about three weeks time, not as soon as I’d like though I broke my collarbone on a floo ride’



Nick Hornby let out a great snorting laugh.

‘You broke your collarbone on a floo ride?’ He laughed ‘Ha ha ha ha!’



‘Oi lay off Hornby you idiot’ Mystic Springs who Harry noticed had only just arrived said in her sharp Texan accent ‘This is coming from someone who has less co-ordination than a Hippogriff’



‘Oh shu..’



‘Oy both of you can it’ Harry said sternly ‘Now is not the time to start a brawl, continue it and I’ll dock points or give you a detention’



‘You’d dock points from your own house?’ Luke said incredulously totally forgetting about having a go back at Mystic.



‘Of course Professor McGonagall docked fifty points from Gryffindor when I was in my first year and she was head of Gryffindor House’



‘What did you do to lose that many points?’ Nick exclaimed incredulously as the students gathered ‘Oooohed’ and ‘Ahhhed’



‘I was out of bed after curfew getting rid of an illicit dragon that at the time Professor McGonagall didn’t know about’ Harry said with a grin enjoying his students reaction ‘My two friends and Professors Longbottom and Malfoy got caught too’



‘Professor Longbottom did that?’ Nick said in awe ‘Really? He doesn’t seem the type’



Harry laughed.

‘He wasn’t’ He said ‘He just got locked out of Gryffindor Tower when the Fat Lady went for a nightly wander. That used to happen a lot in our school days him forgetting passwords’



The Hornby twins sniggered.



When Harry was sure everyone had arrived he held his hands up to attract their attention.



‘Okay ladies and gents we’re going to have a practical lesson today’ He announced ‘If you would follow me, we’re making a trip down to the fourth floor’



‘That’s the Charms Department!’ Mystic said ‘We’re doing defence in a Charms classroom?’



‘Yup but you’ll see why when we get there’ Harry said shutting the door behind him and sticking a note he’d written earlier explaining the classes absence to the door ‘We’ll need room for this particular class and it’s just by chance it’s the Charms Department’



With the class ‘Oohing’ and ‘Ahhing’ in his wake Harry led his students from the seventh floor down to the fourth floor. Harry could hear Flitwick conducting a class of first years on the Levitation Charm. He could tell this by the repeated bellowings of ‘Wingardium Leviosa!’ Harry then opened a door that led into a large classroom, empty except for one old trunk and a side table running down one wall. Harry waved his wand at each of the classroom’s lamps and it lit up. The trunk gave a loud and violent rattle as they entered.



‘Ahh it’s a bogeyman!’ Nick said theatrically.



‘Idiot’ Mystic muttered.



‘Okay would anyone like to take a guess at what’s in the trunk?’ Harry said.



There was a pause before Mystic slowly held her hand up.



‘Yes Miss Springs?’



‘Is it a Boggart?’ She said hesitatingly.



‘Right on five points to Gryffindor, now does anyone know what a Boggart looks like?’



‘A bogeyman?’ Luke suggested thrusting his hand into the air.



The twins sniggered. Harry just rolled his eyes and continued.

‘Actually Mr Hornby you’re right’ Harry said with a grin.



Luke looked amazed.



‘But with one slight difference, maybe Miss Springs you know the proper definition?’



‘Yes a Boggart is a shapeshifter’ Mystic said ‘Meaning that on it’s own it has no defined shape or appearance but with people it takes on the shape of whatever the person facing it fears the most’



‘Harry applauded her.

‘Great work!’ He said ‘Take another five points. Now what is the advantage do we have against this particular Boggart, well Boggarts in general?’



‘Uhhm because there are so many of us it won’t know what to change into?’



‘Yes exactly so in a way Mr Hornby a Boggart could be a bogeyman but it could also be a axe wielding maniac, a mouse a tall building if you’re afraid of heights and so on. Now the first thing to aid in fighting a Boggart is the following incantation….Riddikulus! if you could repeat after me..’



‘RIDDUKULUS!’ The class repeated.



‘Once more’



‘RIDDIKULUS!’



‘But the incantation alone is not enough, the thing that truly finishes off a boggart is laughter. Imagine something that amuses you then visualize the boggart in that same position’



‘Like a bogeyman in a conga line?’ Nick Hornby said with a grin.



‘You have a bogeyman obsession Hornby’ A Slytherin student said making a face.



‘Sod off Lancaster’



Harry suppressed a laugh then continued.

’At the same time say aloud the incantation Riddikulus. Now form a single file and get ready to fight this Boggart because when you’re ready I’ll release it’ Harry said standing aside.



After a few moments of pushing and shoving the students formed, a single file. Mystic was at the front and had her wand drawn ready to fight the Boggart.



‘Now if at any stage you feel unable to fight the Boggart yourself let me know and I’ll lend a hand’ Harry said drawing his own wand.



‘Ready Miss Springs?’



‘Yes sir!’



Harry flicked his wand and the locks of the trunk came undone. The lid opened and the boggart emerged first as a mass of nothingness then quicker than a blink of an eye it turned into John, a woman Harry supposed was his wife Cidney and Orion all as bloody corpses their eyes wide and unseeing. Mystic went white then regaining her composure she raised her wand and bellowed….



‘RIDDIKULUS!’



The corpses disappeared and all of a sudden a tap dancing rabbit appeared wearing a top hat and carrying a stick Charlie Chaplin style.



‘Next!’ Harry called ‘Tackle the boggart then move on!’



One after an other the students tackled the boggart, it changed from a vicious dog then into a clown making balloon animals then from darkness to another family or corpses. Then with one last burst of energy the boggart turned into a cupcake then with one enormous and deafening bang that rattled the windows and shook the walls including the torches in their brackets it disappeared in a puff of smoke.



Harry clapped enthusiastically.



‘Great work everyone!’ He declared ‘Really great work! Sterling stuff….Now that’s....’



They were interrupted by a door slam from next door and a second later Professor Flitwick came hurrying into the room his wand held aloft and his face an expression of alarm.



‘What happened?’ He squeaked looking from Harry who looked exhilarated at his student’s success and the students who were sweaty faced from their efforts and back again.



‘Oh nothing we just banished a Boggart Professor’ Harry said with the air of nonchalance.



‘Nah we didn’t we kicked it’s arse!’ Nick Hornby declared



‘Oy language!’ Harry admonished as the students tittered ‘Seriously everything’s okay professor the boggart just wasn’t eager to go’



‘Yeah let the `Puffs and `Claws do that’ Luke Hornby said with a grin.



‘Well if things are okay’ Flitwick said.



‘Thanks for your concern professor’ Harry said.



Flitwick left and Harry turned to his students with a grin.



‘It’s good work when you scare the living daylights of a professor’ He said ‘Now I want two feet of parchment summarizing todays lesson on my desk by Friday’



The elation of the students was followed by loud groans.



‘Oh come on it won’t kill you’ Harry said with a laugh ‘You all had such fun I’m sure you’re just dying to tell me all about it in the literary sense’



After a few more grumbles Harry sent his students off and made his way back to his classroom for his next class of Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw fourth years.



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‘Okay that’s it for today guys just three feet of Parchment on the the Imperius curse definition of and notable times in which it has been used within the last hundred years to be on my desk next Monday. Each week we will study one of the unforgivable and I do look forward to reading you opinions on it’



After his class had departed Harry climbed the stairs to his quarters and put his things on the dining table in the order in which he wanted to see to it later then pocketed his moneybag and stepped over to the fireplace. He grasped a handful of floo powder then stepped into the fireplace. He threw down the powder and called ‘Weasley Wizarding Wheezes Diagon Alley!’



Green flames erupted around Harry and he left his Hogwarts setting off for George’s shop. He spun through nothingness green light visible through his closed eyelids before he felt ground meet his feet and he arrived in George and Angelina’s apartment above the shop. Harry removed his cloak and robes throwing it over the back of a nearby high backed chair before heading downstairs in his waistcoat. He spied George behind the til reading a list of products and furtively pointed his wand around the corner and whispered….



‘Hitmio



Suddenly if jolted by an electric shock George leapt off the stool he’d been occupying and began hitting himself in the head with his left hand. Then just as some deliverymen entered the shop Harry hit George with the Jelly Legs Jinx.



‘Jellexio’



In additon to uncontrollably hitting himself in the head George started stumbling around like a drunkard. No sooner did he steady his footing then his muscles would twitch and he’d stumble again.



‘OW!-Ange-OW!-Verity-OW!-BOLLOCKS-OW!-CAN-I-OW!-HAVE-OW!-DAMMIT!-SOME-OW-HELP-AT-OW!-THE-FRONT-PLEASE?-BOLLOCKS!’



Angelina and Verity one of the regular workers emerged from the back to see George stumbling about and hitting himself and the customers two delivery men both with a large box at their feet laughing and pointing at George’s predicament.



‘SOMEONE OW! FUCKING HEXED OW ME!’ George bellowed.



Angelina and Verity spied Harry at the base of the stairs and went to speak to him but Harry motioned for them to keep quiet. He then stepped out in view. George spun around purely from the force of the Jelly Legs Jinx at the same time spying Harry and whacking himself in the head.



‘HARRY!’ He bellowed ‘Come one mate this isn’t fairAHHHH!’



‘Oh this is coming from the genius that sent me an anatomically correct, walking, talking oh and I should add farting Puddlemere United quidditch player figurine to me during breakfast in the Great Hall at Hogwarts’ Harry said as Angelina, Verity and the two delivery men roared with laughter ‘You wouldn’t know fair if it jumped up and bit your bollocks off!’



‘At the OW moment I would rather something bit my bollocks off!’ George exclaimed hitting himself on the forehead and tripping over his feet ‘OW please Harry!’



Harry regarded George’s scarlet face for a while (during which time he hit himself six times and tripped up twice) then theatrically sighed pointed his wand at him and muttered….



‘Finite Incantatem’



The Jelly Legs Jinx disappeared but George continued to hit himself in the head. Both deliverymen and Katie and Verity were now red in the face and tears were streaming from their eyes as they tried to suppress their laughter.



‘HARRY!’



Harry flicked his wand and once again muttered. 'Finite Incantatem'



The hitting jinx came off George and he slid into a nearby chair.



‘That was not funny!’ He said weakly.



‘Yeah-it-was’ Harry said between snorts only just noticing Fred in his portrait behind the counter was roaring with laughter.



‘You know George you have to admit Harry got you a good one’ He said with a grin ‘Ten points to Gryffindor Harry’



‘Ta Fred’



‘I’d make that fifty’ One of the deliverymen said with a grin ‘You ready for your boxes of dried Sneezewort and Peruvian Instant Darkness Powder?’



George just groaned.



‘I’ll deal with it’ Verity said in amusement ‘Ange, George I’ll mind things while you have lunch with Harry’



‘Thanks’ George said weakly getting to his feet.



George went up the stairs to the apartment and Harry and Angelina followd. Angelina then collapsed on the couch in peals of laughter.



‘Harry you’re a legend!’ She shrieked ‘My God Fred and George have rubbed off on you’



Harry grinned.

‘I’ve only got an hour’ He said sitting at the dinner table What’s for lunch?’



‘Just lasagna it’s already in the oven’ Angelina said getting up ‘How’s your first morning been?’



‘Great I had a class of third years after morning break and they banished a boggart so loud Flitwick came running. The bang was so loud I reckon Neville would’ve heard it in the greenhouses. Then after all that excitement I told them all to give me two feet of parchment on the lesson’



‘I bet you were popular there’ George said with a laugh ‘How’s your shoulder? It looks more bandaged up than it did after the quidditch’



‘That’s because it is’ Harry said dryly ‘Apparently I broke my collarbone’



‘At the quidditch?’ George exclaimed.



‘No enroute from London to Rome. Remember I hurt my shoulder? Well apparently I almost snapped it in two and the reason I didn’t feel it is because of the painkilling potions I was on’



‘Hell and you went cliff diving and apparated over two dozen times that wouldn’t have done you any good’ Angelina said.



‘I know that’s why I have to be trussed up more than a Christmas turkey til at least quidditch training resumes in three weeks. If I’m no good by then I’m not going to be authorized to play which means Oliver wil have to get George to play seeker and pull in Luke Treadrea in from the reserve squad. I can’t even do anything to try and keep fit’



‘How about shagging?’



‘George Weasley!’ Angelina exclaimed ‘Ginny would hex you for that’



‘I can’t even do that properly without magic’ Harry said he cheeks colouring slightly ‘This morning in the shower anyway’ he added under his breath.



‘You fixed my sister up in the shower?’ George exclaimed ‘You randy bugger Harry you’ll get Gin pregnant before I get Angelina pregnant’



‘Lets race then’ Harry said with a snort.



‘Oh you two are so crass!’ Angelina exclaimed ‘Do you either of you ever think of anything besides your cocks?’



‘Occasionally’ Harry said with a grin.



‘Rarely’ George said with a snort.



Angelina just shook her head.



‘So what was the reaction at breakfast when you got your morning post?’ George asked Harry.



‘Oh Neville and Draco thought it was enormously funny’ Harry said ‘Hagrid wasn’t in yet and McGonagall was talking with John with the Muggle Studies professor at the other end of the Hall. Vector, Hooch, Slughorn, Sinistra, Binns and Jax Freegard our new Runes professor didn’t notice anything because I silenced it and added the full body bind on it as an added measure’



‘You know if you hadn’t silenced it you would’ve heard ‘It’s A Small World’ George said ‘And if you cast the Singing Charm on it followed by either ‘A Couldron of Hot Strong Love’, ‘Like a Hippogriff’, ‘You Charmed The Heart Right Out of Me’, ‘Rock Out’, or ‘We Are The Champions’ it’ll sing that song. Farting and flashing are optional. Lee and I have a burping one and for the adult series, we’re working on a wanking one. But those will only be on owl order’



‘You had to send me a farting and flashing one?’ Harry said ‘Why not add in the wanking too?’



‘I didn’t want to risk getting a howler from McGonagall if I did, she would shit a Hippogriff if a figurine jacked off on the High Table’



‘Your Mum is going to shit a hippogriff when she finds out what you did to Harry’ Angelina said ‘And you can bet she’ll find out, nothing stays secret in the Weasley family’



‘You've got a point there’ George said ‘Maybe I ought to send Dad one he’d open it at the kitchen table and that’d be an indirect way of Mum finding out what I’m creating now’



‘She doesn’t know?’ Harry exclaimed ‘Aren’t you a bit old to be hiding things from your mother?’



Angelina laughed.



‘Nah I’m just going to leave things how they are and let her find out in due course’ George said ‘There’s no need to stress her out more than necessary’



‘Oh aren’t you just a kind hearted soul’ Angelina said said ‘Why are you thinking about sparing your mother stress now? You and Fred stressed her to almost insanity when you were growing up why spare her now?’



Harry laughed at Angelina’s sarcasm.



‘Yeah I suppose you’re right’ George said ‘I think Dad would like one’



‘I can see him humming to ‘It’s A Small World’ Harry said with a grin ‘He likes muggle artifacts and that extends to muggle music’



‘That’s why I added that to the doll range’ George said ‘For those magical people who like muggle music’



‘Ah I see’



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‘For a good solid hour Harry visited George and Angelina then returned to Hogwarts via the manor due to the security measures McGonagall had organized for only Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny and Teddy acess to Harry’s quarters therefore Hogwarts. He taught two more classes then the school day ended and Harry returned to his quarters to start draughting a proposal for a dueling club. He was deeply engrossed in his work when his floo erupted into emerald green flames and Neville arrived. Harry jumped up in fright and spilled blue ink all over his spare parchment and dining table as well as on the knees of his pants.



‘Oh Bollocks!’ He cussed leaping out the way of the main flow of ink but only succeeding in spattering it on his vest ‘Bloody hell Neville give me some warning next time!’



‘I did, you didn’t notice’ Neville said ‘Didn’t you hear me?’



‘Obviously not’ Harry said dryly pointing his wand at the ink splatter on his clothes and muttering ‘Terego' siphoning it all off before it dried ‘What’s up?’



‘Der don’t you remember? At morning break you organized John, Draco, Filius and I to come over and write down some ideas for a dueling club?’



‘I did?’



‘YES! geez you’re thick today you don’t think I’d floo into your quarters just for the hell of it do you?’



‘Sorry mate I do remember I’ve just got a head full of ideas and I’m wondering at the same time wether if this proposal doesn’t convince Minerva wether getting down on my hands and knees and firmly attatching my lips to her arse would work’



Neville laughed as once again Harry’s fireplace erupted into flames and John arrived.



‘Oh lovely arts and crafts!’ He declared drawing his wand ‘Shall we do finger painting next? I prefer decoupage myself’



Neville sniggered as Harry rolled his eyes. John pointed his wand at Harry and the table in one sweeping motion and said ‘Eraso!’ Instantly the ink wherever it had landed disappeared.



‘There you go’ He said pocketing his wand ‘Nice and tidy’



‘Ta’ Harry said ‘Rather paternal of you’



‘Ha ha’



Within ten minutes Draco and Flitwick had arrived and were seated around Harry’s dining table discussing the proposed deulling club.



‘Could we use Ron’s Frypan Assault Hex even for the older students say the sixth and seventh years though?’ Neville wonderd aloud as they all made notes ‘I mean it is quite a violent hex. Ron showed that when he arrested L’Carrieire’



‘Not necessarily’ ‘Harry said ‘It’s a bit like an Unforgivable Curse in that you really have to mean it for it to be effective. A first year could say the incantation and nothing but the frypan dropping on their toes would happen but if one is angry or in anyway stressed you can knock someone unconscious with it. That’s what happened to L’Carrieire’



‘That’s why I think it would be wise to leave it to the sixth and seventh years for the time being’ Flitwick squeaked ‘When and if we actually get to the point of meetings we can assess which students have the capabilities to use it’



‘I agree with Filius’ Draco said rubbing his face ‘What about the Entrail Expelling Curse?’



‘Oh no way that can kill you and Minerva wouldn’t go for that not in a hundred million years’ Harry said ‘When we were doing Auror training we only used it sparingly practicing it on pig carcasses, we were discouraged from using it then unless it was absoloutely necessary. I’ll stick my cock in the jaws of one of Neville’s Venomous Tentaculas before Minerva lets us use the Entrail Expelling Curse. It’s one step away from being the fourth Unforgivable’



‘It is?’ John said in interest.



‘Yeah the Dark Force Defence League brought it up from a class C to a Class B curse or hex at the last AGM’ Harry said ‘There are only three Class A curses or hexes the Imperius, the Avada Kedavra and the Crucio curse’



‘All of which our pal Harry here has survived’ Neville said.



‘Yeah yeah enough about me’ Harry said ‘Okay we’ve got the first through fourth years done what about the fifth years?’



‘I used one on George Weasley today I reckon the fifth years could have some fun with’ Harry said with a grin.



‘So that’s where you to got to during lunch off hexing people’ John said with a laugh.



‘Yeah it’s a hex I invented myself. Want to be the guinea pig?’



‘Am I going to have to go to tea with hex marks on me?’



‘No it’s not one that shows a mark’



‘Okay…Hitmio!’



Like George John leapt out of his chair and began hitting himself hard over the head with his left hand hard repeatedly. Neville, Draco and even Flitwick fell about laughing (Flitwick almost fell out of his chair) Harry let the hex go on for a full minute before muttering ‘Finite Incantatem’ and removing the spell.



‘That hurt like hades!’ John exclaimed rubbing his head where he had hit himself ‘What the hell is it called?



‘The ‘Self Assault Hex’ Harry said ‘I know it isn’t very original but at the time I couldn’t think of anything creative and the spell name register didn’t have the name taken. By best mate, Ron and I are trying to develop it onto the ‘Self Frypan Assault Hex’ but with me starting here and him taking over from me at the Ministry we haven’t had the time’



‘Who do you use for guinea pigs?’



‘Mainly ourselves but occasionally the people stupid enough to volunteer’



Draco sniggered.



‘Ron perfected the Frypan Assault Hex on me and his brother George’ Harry said ‘He actually managed to knock George out, and during official Ministry testing he sent the head of Experimental Charms to St Mungos’



‘Does Minerva know that?’ Neville said dipping his quill in the pot of ink they were all using and making a note on the piece of parchment in front of him.



‘No and I’m not going to tell her’ Harry said ‘All she knows is it’s a Ministry approved spell, that’s all she needs to know’



‘Okay so lets go through what we have so far’ Draco said ‘For the first years I have the following…the Jelly Legs, Trip Jinx, Wedgie Hex, Coughing Hex, Bat Bogey Hex, Mummy Hex, Sneezing Hex, Vomiting Jinx, Can Can Curse and the Dragon Dung Hex’



‘I still reckon the Vomiting Hex is debatable’ Neville said his tone of voice unsure ‘Not in the abilities of the first years to cast it but in Minerva agreeing to let them try it’



‘Filch I think is more of a problem’ Draco said.



‘How? Harry, Neville, John and Flitwick chorused.



‘More for him to clean up’ Draco replied with a grin.



‘Typical bloody Slytherin’ Harry said ‘You and only you would leave the Great Hall covered in vomit’



‘Why not? It’d be great to make the silly old fool squirm’



Harry just rolled his yes.



‘Okay I’ve got the Second Year list of hexes here’ Harry said pushing his glasses up his nose ‘Stinging Hex, Skipping Jinx, Capillus Hex, Tongue Tie Hex, Leg Locker Curse, Full Body Bind, Tooth Growing Jinx, Itching Hex, Singing Hex and the Dancing Hex’



‘The Dancing Hex?’ John asked in interest. ‘Never heard of that one’



‘Oh it’s great fun’ Harry said with a grin ‘Especially when used in conjunction with the Singing Hex. I used it during Auror training and got Seamus Finnigan a friend of mine to do an Irish Jig while singing ‘Do The Hippogriff’’



‘And Harry fails to mention during the said training I got him with the same two spells and he did the Wonky Wizard while screaming….’



‘Oh bullshit I did not scream’ Harry interjected,



‘I am Woman’ Draco and Neville said together.



Harry blushed furiously as John burst into laughter.



Neville and Draco then began an enthusiastic chorus of ‘I am Woman’



‘Utter another syllable and I will cast the same two hexes on you at dinner’ Harry said in a mock threatening tone pointing his wand at the sniggering pair.



‘I will give you a thousand galleons if you do it to McGonagall’ Draco continued.



‘That’s not enough’ Harry said ‘No one could pay me enough to hex Minerva in public, bloody hell Draco we’re supposed to be the epitome of maturity and poise. At the moment you have the maturity of a five year old and poise of a Hippogriff’



‘Just joking’ Draco said with a chuckle ‘How about in private?’



‘You’re sick’



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After dinner in the Great Hall Harry retired to his quarters for the night and got back to work working on the proposal for the dueling club. It was near nine o’clock when he was taking a break and dozing on his lounge when the fireplace burst into green flames and Hermione’s head appeared in the grate.



‘Wakey wakey!’ She said startling Harry out of his doze and into a sitting position.



‘Thanks ‘Mione I was just about ready to drop off’ Harry said yawning widely.



‘What’s up?’



‘I’ve got Dudley on the phone here can you come through and chat to him? Maybe stay for a nightcap afterwards?’



‘Okay’ Harry said slipping his feet into his slippers ‘Tell him I’ll be there in a minute’



‘Okay’



Hermione’s head disappeared from the fire and Harry went to his bedroom where he pulled on a jumper he then went back to the fireplace. He grabbed a handful of floo powder stepped into the grate and threw the powder down calling ‘The Manor!’



Green flames erupted around Harry and he left his quarters instantly. He traveled through what seemed a short tunnel and arrived back at the Manor his messy hair more tousled than ever.



‘Here’ Hermione said handing Harry her mobile phone.



‘I’ll take it in the lounge’ Harry said.



‘Right-o’



Harry made his way through the house to the loungeroom. He flopped down onto the couch and put the phone to his ear.



‘Hello?’ He said with more energy then he felt.



‘Harry?’ Said Dudley’s voice ‘It’s Dudley’



‘Hey Dud you finally got five minutes to talk then’ Harry said with a laugh.



‘Yeah it’s been stupid at the clinic, how’d your first day on the job go?’



‘Good good no shit students yet’



‘There’s time’ Dudley said with a snort ‘Hey I was wondering if I could arrange a time to come over? I have the weekend off’



‘Okay then Sunday afternoon would be good for me how about you come over for lunch? About twelve?’



‘That’s good for me how are the pups going?’



‘Oh great I haven’t spent a lot of time with them since I got them home because I have to stay at Hogwarts for the first week but I can tell ya right at the moment they’re both sound asleep in the pen I’ve set up for them in the loungeroom. I’m going to give the uninjured pup to a friend of mine once they’ve had their check up in three weeks with you. He lives at Hogwarts and it’ll have acres and acres to hoon about in’



‘Good stuff, you know it’ll be good to catch up wit you I’ve got a lot to tell you’ Dudley said ‘So much has gone on since I last saw you five years ago’



‘Same here’ Harry said ‘I can give you a tour of the house and it’s grounds and introduce you to all the people I live with’



‘Grounds?’ Dudley said in surprise ‘Grounds You live in a house with grounds?’



‘Yeah a few acres’ Harry said swallowing his amusement at Dudley’s incredulity ‘Enough room for a pony anyway’



‘You have a pony?’



Harry laughed.

‘No I don’t but a friend of mine is trying to convince me to get one, hell I don’t know the first thing about horses. I only barely know what to do with a dog’



‘Have you ever ridden one?’



‘No, I rode a centaur once does that count?’



‘A centaur?’ Dudley exclaimed ‘A centaur? They actually exist?’



‘Yeah of course so do Unicorns’



‘How about Pegasus?’ Dudley half flippant half madly curious.



‘Yeah they do too but they’re extremely rare in Britain, they’re more common in eastern Eurpoe and the Nordic countries. There are whole herds there’



‘Oh I see’ Dudley said ‘I know you’re not bullshitting me but geez it’s hard to imagine things like centaurs and Unicorns existing when I was brought up to believe they were fantasy things that only existed In fairy tale books’



‘Well they definitely exist’ Harry said ‘I ought to introduce you to a centaur one time they’re quite friendly if you’re polite to them’



‘They speak?’



‘Hell yeah’



And so for the next ten minutes Harry told Harry all about the various magical creatures that Dudley thought were fantasy but Harry knew to be real. He could’ve talked all night but paused when Ron and Hermione entered the room.



‘Look Dud I better go I have to spend the next hour telling my friends how miserable my day has been’ Harry said with a laugh ‘I’ll see you at twelve thirty on Sunday eh? You can stay for lunch and the grand tour’



‘Sure thing Harry’ Dudley said ‘See you then…bye’



‘Bye’



Harry hung up and gave Hermione back her phone. She gave him a tumbler of Firewhiskey then took her own seat.



‘Dudleys coming for a visit then’ She said.



Harry sat up.

Yup about twelve thirty’ He said ‘I told him to park his car underneath that huge birch tree across the road and I’ll meet him there. I can undo the muggle repelling charms and illusion charms from there. Can you two stay? I want to introduce you to him’



‘Sure I have nothing on’ Ron said.



‘I’d like to meet Dudley too’ Hermione said ‘I think it’s a great thing he wants to patch things up between you two. All I’ve ever heard from you is of him being a loud blustering bully but he must’ve changed somewhat in the last few years since you saw him last for him to make a point of making time to see you’



‘Yeah I suppose like Molly says time does mature people and that seems the case with Dud’ Harry said thoughtfully as nearby in the pen Jellybean woke up and stretched like a cat in the sun ‘Plus I’m too old to be hanging onto any angst I had against him when I was younger. I’ve got too much to live for’



‘How long can you stay?’ Ron asked.



‘Til I finish this’ Harry said holding up his tumbler of Firewhiskey ‘Technically I still should be at the castle Neville’s not there at night this week and I shouldn’t leave the castle without letting Minerva know first’



‘How did you go on your first day? Hermione asked in interest.



‘Oh ‘Mione it was great’ Harry said with a grin ‘I felt like the job was made for me’



‘It was’ Ron said.



Hermione shot Ron a cross stare then nodded for Harry to continue.



‘I took a class of third years through a Boggart banishing class and they did such a good job of it it exploded and got Flitwick running’ Harry said with a grin ‘And with my fourth years I’m starting work on unforgivable curses. And there’s a set of twins there that remind me so much of Fred and George it’s scary’



‘So no shitty students yet?’ Ron said with a grin.



‘Nah not yet give it time it’s only the first day’ Harry said but hey get this the Head Boy wants me to convince Minerva to start up a Duelling Club. Apparently he’s tried twice a week since his second year and last year he pissed off Minerva so much she threatened to make him do a whole years worth of detentions with Filch if he asked her again’



Hermione and Ron laughed heartily.



‘So I’ve taken up his cause and along with Neville, John and Flitwick I’m composing a proposal of what I’d likee to do in a dueling club. We spent three hours today writing down all the hexes, curses and jinxes we could think of that could be used in a duel according to each year level. When it’s ready I’m going to give it to her’



‘What if she still says no?’ Hermione said.



‘I’m going to have a word to all the other staff convince them a dueling club is a good idea and get them to harass her til she says yes’ Harry said with a grin. ‘This is nothing like during our second year when Lockhart was talking out of his arse we actually know what we’re talking about. I think it could be a really good thing for Hogwarts. And as the Head Boy says there may not be a dark lord out there now but who’s to say at sometime in the future there won’t be one?’



‘Well if you want or need any help Harry do let us know’ Hermione said indicating to her and Ron ‘Even if it’s to help out with a practical demonstration’



‘Thanks Mione I think eventually Minerva will say yes but I want to put as much preparation as I can into this so she has as few reasons as possible to say no to it’



‘She won’t say no to you you’re the person who stabilized the wizarding world’ Ron said ‘If you wanted to enter the Great Hall every morning doing cartwheels she would let you’



Hermione giggled at the visual picture.

‘I’d pay to see that’ She said.



Harry drained the last of his Firewhiskey wincing as it burned it’s way to his stomach. He then put the glass on a side table and stood up.



‘I better get back to the castle’ He said stifling a yawn ‘I have a few things for tomorrow’s lessons I have to organize before I hit the hay. I don’t know if I’ll be able to make it back to the Manor before Friday so you two behave yourself’



‘Harry we always behave!’ Ron said in a mock hurt tone ‘I’m hurt you’d think otherwise’



‘Oh ha ha’



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