Harry/Draco/Draconia

AN: The title does not having any thing to do with anyone sending a howler. It isn't that type of howler trust me I assure you will be hard pressed to guess what howler I'm taking about without reading this. And those of you who are complaining about the lack of Harry and Draco action, action especially beneath the sheets kind of action, I promise I will give you some decent action during the scene of their wedding night. Trust me you won’t be disappointed.

Harry/Draco/Draconia
Chapter Twelve: The howler


After Ron had led both Potter men into the private room Sirius had reserved, Sirius and James along with Remus went to the bar to get the drinks.

Arthur asked Harry “so I take it you found your father?” Harry replied “yes I did. He was more then a little reluctant to be here, not that you can’t understand the reason as to why he is reluctant to be here.”

Arthur nodded knowingly and added “yes I can definitely see why he would be reluctant to be around the family.” He gave his sons pointed looks, making them shift uncomfortably and look sheepish.

Charlie asked “why on earth should he be afraid of us? Yeah” Bill added “I heard his skill as an Auror is supposedly legendary or so mad eye says.”

Arthur smiled in remembrance “yes indeed James Potter was always a lethal opponent. I’m just relieved I never got on the wrong side of him. It’s his reflexes and defence skills that Harry has inherited.”

Arthur added “and if James hadn’t left when he did, I dare say he would have without a doubt been the head of the aurors by now. The man knows his stuff.

The reason he didn’t defeat Voldermort was because he was never supposed to. But know this he and Lily managed to beat and out smart Voldermort many a time before you were born Harry.”

At that moment James and the others returned. Sirius asked “so what did we miss?” as he placed two large bottle of fire whiskey on the table.

Arthur replied “oh not a lot I was just informing the boys of the kind of quality auror James had been and the fact he would have been head auor if he hadn’t left.”

James blushed slightly and commented “Arthur I doubt that I was ever that good.” Kingsley let out a bark of laughter and commented lightly “quit being bloody modest James. If you weren’t that good, then tell me why every auror Mad eye included always mentions what an awe inspiring auror you were and still are capable of being?

Don’t think I and mad eye never heard of the famous auror Kaden Knightly. The man who was well known and respected thought out the Irish ministry. I bloody should have figured out that you and Knightly were one in the same.”

James couldn’t help but scowled at that as he replied “normally I would be thanking you for your praise Kingsley. But naturally both you and I and the rest of this room know I’m not the man you speak of. If you spoke of a stinking coward then yeah I think everyone would know you were speaking of me.”

Everyone in the room was stunned after hearing that, all except Harry, Sirius and Remus. They merely cringed. James slowly made his way to his seat the furthest away from his friends and his son.

Harry commented as Sirius began to pour the fire whiskey into shot glasses. “I’m actually going into auror training as soon as I finish at Hogwarts. You’re the reason as to why I want to be an auror.

Everyone kept on telling me what a brilliant auror you were. I figured I would follow in your steps and continue your legacy. But that was when I thought you were dead; I guess you can continue on with that legacy.”

James commented “you already have begun to continue on with my legacy regardless of the fact I’m alive. You started the moment you began Hogwarts started the moments you joined the quidditch team, and then finally defeating that sack of snake shit. What ever children you produce will continue the Potter line, continuing both mine and your own legacy.”

After that the party really got into full swing. They began to tell stories, some embarrassing and some highly amusing and blush worthy. Sirius and Remus told of some of their many adventure at Hogwarts, mentioning some of James’s old antics, meaning James was forced into the conversation in order to defend him self.

“Hey” James had yelped indignantly. “Last time I bothered to check I wasn’t the one who dated Rene Davis. Just because she looked like a veela doesn’t mean she was one Padfoot. If anything she was a clingy gossip queen.”

Sirius snorted “well, thank Merlin I had the sense not to shag Mina Chang. She was the Ravenclaw seeker. Right bloody bitch she was, not to forget to mention a right slut, hey Prongsie?”

James rolled his eyes and replied “what can I say she was decent piece of ass. But let’s just say this I pity the poor bastard who ended up being married to her, she was a right man eater.”

Harry began to choke on his fire whiskey and glared at Ron and Sirius who were smirking at him knowingly. Harry spat “shut it Ron. So what I shagged Cho Chang? She was my first; I only shagged her to get the whole irritable business of losing my virginity out of the way. Let’s just say this I sure as hell would have been better off waiting until my wedding night and letting Draco have it.”

James eyed Harry amused and asked “Cho Chang?” Sirius and Remus both ripped up this time. Sirius told him “Cho Chang is the daughter of Li Chang, the older brother of Mina Chang your ex shag buddy.”

James swore “bloody hell, what is it with us Potter men having the Chang women as shag buddies. We have shagged the Chang women but we’ve never married one of them.

We save the marriage and falling in love for the fiery red heads or occasionally the blond haired beauties. Your great aunt Gillian was Blond and your great great great great grandmother Eleanor was also blond Harry. My mother was also blond as well. Your great grandmother on my father’s side was a red head.”

One of the main high lights of the evening had been when it was discovered Sirius and Seamus had something in common that they had not been aware of. Seamus reluctantly revealed that one of his sexual conquests turned out to be beyond the normal.

Suddenly Harry, Ron, Dean and Neville began laughing and hooting knowing exactly what Seamus was about to reveal. Neither teen had ever forgotten what had occurred that night back in their sixth year two years ago.

Seamus cringed as he told them “well before me and Dean decided to get together in our sixth year. I brought one of my conquests into the boy’s dorms. Well unfortunately I was so desperate to get off I forgot to place a silencing charm around my bed after I’d closed my curtains.”

He grimaced as he continued causing his room mates to snigger. “Well, unfortunately I had no idea that the guy I had decided to shag that night had a werewolf fetish. Just as he was about to come he began to howl like a real werewolf quite literately. He woke Harry, Ron, Dean and Neville out of a dead sleep. It was the most god awful sound I’d ever heard, not even a real werewolf sounded like that.”

The room was in an uproar after he had finished. James chuckled and wiped a tear away from his eye as he commented “Merlin what are the odds of that happening in the boy’s dorms in Gryffindor twice?”

Sirius suddenly looked extremely ill while Remus who knew exactly where James was going with this looked positively gleeful he shot Sirius and evil looking grin.

Sirius glared and commented “Prongs, Moony don’t you bloody dare mention that.” Harry looked on curiously and asked “why? What happened that Sirius doesn’t want mentioned?”

“Delilah Simmons. She had a crush on Sirius. Sirius decided to indulge her fantasy just once hopping she would get it out of her system, as at the time he had been wanting to ask Mckayler Kinney out” Remus had said.

James added “we were all a sleep in our own beds well I wasn’t any way, I was with your mother, saying no more about that if you get my meaning?” Harry grimaced and nodded, oh yeah he more then got his meaning.

James continued “any way Sirius had brought Delilah into the boy’s dorms under my cloak. He had also forgotten to put up a silencing charm.

So unfortunately Remus, Frank Longbottom and that traitor Wormtail were woken when she began to howl so loudly she woke up half of the Gryffindor tower. Lily had refused to stay in my bed that night after that, she had been majorly spooked.”

They were all laughing while Sirius had his face buried in his hands. He asked irritably “How the hell was I supposed to know she’d howl like a werewolf when she had an orgasm. It was safe to say I willingly and happily never went near her again. Thank god I chose Mckayler in the end.”

The rest of the night continued in the same fashion. By the time they were ready to head back to Hogwarts or in the Weasley’s case the burrow or their own respective flats or apartments, everyone was either drunk or well on their way to being in the same state.

The only ones who weren’t to far done that they couldn’t stand were Harry, James and Remus along with Sirius. Remus because he had a higher tolerance because of the fact he was a werewolf and Sirius because he was immune to fire whiskey after drinking so much of it over the years, plus it helped that he had always had a high tolerance.

And then there was James who also had a high tolerance, plus he had cast a charm on him self before he had left. The charm was designed to help the person stay sober enough to think straight and walk properly no matter how much they had drank.

And finally Harry because he didn’t want to have a hang over in the morning, he knew Draco would have his guts if he turned up to their wedding to say his vows with a hang over and reeking to high heaven of fire whiskey. So he to had unknowingly done the same as his father, they both honestly had no idea how like they thought.