Doom of Umbridge

As Dudley was walking through the park towards the arcade he noticed a rather cute looking girl seated on a park bench. Ever the gentleman he had to introduce himself.

Waddling over he coughed to catch her attention before...

"Stuff it doughboy I am not interested in what you have to say, so piss off."

Dudley was in love. She had the voice of an angel. He looked her over more closer. She had long dirty blonde hair rather sizable tits hidden below a low cut blouse and denim jeans.

He moved closer unperturbed "I'm Dudley and I run this area. What's you name? Never seen you here before."

The girl closed the book and stared at the mini-whale "Do you have fat in your ears or are you just normally this dense. It's bad enough that on my day off I came to this place I definitely do not want to have to put up with you."

Dudley smiled "Awa come on, would you like me to show you around?"

The girl signed and resumed reading. Dudley couldn't the help himself and wanted to touch her. He moved into her personal space and clasped her to him in a kind of hug a monster would perform in a b-grade movie.

The girl didn't scream didn't even make to leave his embrace. Instead she sighed and whispered in his ear.

"You shouldn't have done that now Neville is going to kill you."

Dudley, not the brightest of boys knitted his brow in thought. "Who's Neville?"

"That would be me.." a voice said from behind him.

Dudley turned sand caught a glimpse of a skinny rather gangly teen before he went flying through the air and smashed through a tree half a kilometre away.

From her hidey hole Tonks and Hermione watched the encounter. When Neville had super punched Dudley in the face Tonks whipped out a piece of parchment and finalised the report.

In essence is read:

Time Date Location. Blah, blah, blah.

Witnessed a muggle (Unknown) assault a witch (Luna Lovegood) was about to interceded when the witch's boyfriend (Neville Longbottom) used a bludgeoning hex to separate muggle from witch. No serious damage was done to muggle.

Underage use of magic in front of muggle was justifiable and muggle's memory was wiped clean by myself.

N. Tonks

Senior Auror – Off duty.

Tonks sent the report off instantly by twirling her wand over it 3 times. It vanished in a puff of smoke and reappeared in the aurors office. Stopping the team that was just about to leave and investigate.

It had been Hermione's idea to invite Neville and Luna out. Though they never told them why. Hermione had used a dab of lust potion spray on Dudley who became infatuated with the first female he saw. Tonks had just left Luna and had taken Neville with her to get some food when she had made out they had suddenly forgotten to ask what drink Luna had wanted.

Luna who at time was safeguarding a park bench they were going to eat at and was also looking out for Hermione who was still supposedly coming. The park bench just happened to be right along Dudley's path.

Neville had run back just as things were happening. Tonks and Hermione had regrouped and had watched from the tree line.

Hermione though it poetic that they had just manipulated the two greatest manipulators at Hogwarts into unknowingly doing what Hermione and Tonks had both promised Harry not to.

Walking over to Luna and Neville, Tonks and Hermione could not help but spill the beans. Luna remained her calm non-serious self but Neville's face changed from embarrassment, anger then suddenly to an all-out smile.

It was at that moment that Tonks and Hermione each felt a hand clasp their shoulder. Looking behind them they realised why Neville was suddenly smiling. Harry's head was floating.

With a swish, the invisibly cloak opened and he stood there in normal muggle clothes.

He did not look happy.