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Cold hands, Warm blood
Staff behaving badly
I own nothing, anything recognizable obviously doesn't belong to me and I promise to put it back once I've finished playing with it,Eric Northman and the SVM series belong to Charlaine Harris. everything written here is just for fun and not profit, although reviews are always welcomed.
This is set 5 years after the war and Hermione has been teaching transfiguration for the last 3 years and is head of Gryfindor, also on the staff are Harry (Quidditch) Sirius (Charms) and Remus (Dada) and obviously Potions is being taught by Severus.
I would just like to say a special thank you to all those of you who were kind enough to review.
An extra special thank you goes out to the fabulous Scarlet Quill who beta'd this chapter.
Chapter 14.
Hermione stalked down to the apparition point and apparated to the Hogs head where Eric was waiting for her outside, she really didn't feel up to a romantic meal after what had just happened with Severus, that man had a serious talent for being able to make her feel both incredibly aroused and extremely pissed off at the same time, even now she just wanted to turn back round go back to the castle and either rip his head off or throw him down and ride him till they were both a sweaty, exhausted but completely sated mass of body parts. Hermione's body went into overdrive at this thought, her nipples tightening in response to the visions bombarding her mind of her riding a completely naked Severus. His hands reaching up to play with her breasts while her head was thrown back in passion.
She was interrupted out of her musing by a tall figure blocking her path, she was just about to reach for her wand when the figure spoke to her.
“Hello Hermione, might I say you look positively delicious tonight.”
Hermione blushed partly from Eric's comment and partly because she knew Eric could smell her arousal which had been caused both by her encounter with Severus and by her little trip into her torrid fantasy land. She gave him a small smile that didn't quite reach her eyes “Hi Eric thank you for that charming compliment, you look very dapper yourself.”
Eric moved closer to her to ward her from a wind that was beginning blow up around them “Would you like to get a drink here first or go straight to the restaurant, it matters not as I booked the table for the entire evening so we wouldn't feel rushed and we could spend the evening getting to know each other more intimately” the innuendo just dripped off the last word in that sentence causing her to blush slightly.
Grateful for the shield he was providing from the bitter wind she smiled up at him “Actually after the evening I've just had, a drink sounds wonderful.”
“Where would you like to go? As I'm aware that you have two pubs in this little village.”
“The Hogs head is the nearest, because even though this cloaks got a self heating charm, it's still colder than a polar bears bollocks” she said shivering.
He raised an eyebrow at her colorful phrase “I'll have to remember that phrase to tell Pam, it will amuse her no end.”
Hermione and Eric walked the short distance to the Hogs head in silence mainly because Hermione was still thinking about a certain professor. Eric pushed open the door and the warm light inside spilled out into the dark February night “After you” he said placing his hand on the small of her back ushering her inside.
She felt a small thrill at the contact but it was nothing compared to even a look from Severus “Will you stop thinking about HIM and just let yourself enjoy this evening with a good looking intelligent man who happens to be interested in you” she was still berating herself when Eric returned from the bar.
“Why so serious Hermione? Is it to do with why you were held up tonight?” he asked handing her a glass of white wine.
“Thanks Eric, I had a slight crisis before I left the castle tonight and unfortunately it is weighing on my mind somewhat, would you mind if we canceled the meal tonight as I don't feel up to a crowded restaurant full of romancing couples.”
Eric looked slightly annoyed but quickly covered it with a mask of concern “Of course Hermione but you must eat, do they serve food here?”
Hermione gave him a grateful smile “Actually Abe does the best steak and ale pie around” she reached over and grasped his cool hand, “Thank you Eric for being so understanding.”
“Not at all, I still get to spend the evening with an incredibly intelligent and beautiful witch” he quickly placed Hermione's order and was back in the blink of an eye, flashing her his most charming smile. “So tell me how does a tiny village like this manages to support two pubs?”
Relaxing slightly at the neutral conversation she took a sip of her wine “That's easy, The Three Broomsticks run by Madam Rosmerta is more touristy and it's usually where the pupils go on their Hogsmeade trips, this place is what's known as the 'Locals' pub frequented by the staff at Hogwarts who are avoiding the pupils.”
One of Aberforth's pet goats came up to their table and started to butt Eric's leg for attention, Hermione started laughing at Eric's expression “Hermione why is there a goat head butting my leg?”
“That's Belle Abe's favorite pet goat, she has free roam of the bar, in fact most of his customers spoil her, she's like the pubs mascot” she replied scratching the goats ears.
“Belle! There you are you naughty goat, leave Miss Hermione and her young man alone” Aberforth told his pet as he served Hermione her meal, then left them alone taking Belle with him.
“Young man indeed” Eric huffed “I have seen more decades than the old fool has had hot dinners.”
“Be nice Eric! Aberforth means well, he's just referring to your looks, because you certainly don't look like a thousand year old Viking, which is good really because it would give a whole new meaning to the term grave robbing” She gave him a toothy grin while feeding Belle who was bleating woefully under the table some of her vegetables.
A couple of hours later Hermione and Eric were still sat near the fire discussing the differences between American Were's and Shape shifters and Wizards who are Animagus's.
“You know Hermione, I noticed that there is a large percentage of staff at Hogwarts who smell positively 'Were', even you have a rather distinctive and delicious smell.”
She laughed “Thank you I think, I have a rather unique Animagus ability in that I can change in to any member of the cat family, Minerva who's Animagus form is also feline can only change into a domestic tabby.”
“So which cat form do you prefer?”
Flashing him a rather feral smile “What do you think?”
Eric studied her intently “I'd say definitely a man eater, if ever I saw one.”
Hermione tongue slipped out to moisten her lips that were starting to feel dry “Well they do say it takes one to know one”
Her breath hitched as Eric leaned closer to her mouth, “So we're both predators with rather useful canines how about if you show me yours and I'll show you mine?” he asked staring into her amber eyes.
The impulse to kiss him was strong, she leaned forward and captured his lips, her fingers entwined in his long blond hair, his tongue slipped into her mouth battling for dominance over hers before she broke away breathing heavily.
“Eric I'm sorry but I can't do this” she said apologetically.
His body tensed and his eyes grew hard and cold “I see, it's not a very smart move Hermione to lead a Vampire on with a rather hot kiss then to say stop.”
She stood up wrapping her cloak around her “My personal life is a complete mess at the moment and as much fun it would be for both of us to go to bed right now, it would certainly make the rest of my life more complicated.”
He stood up with her “Does this have anything to do with why you turned up smelling of Professor Snape?”
She gave him a confused look, till he tapped his nose “I told you that you all have distinctive smells, would you care to talk about it as I walk you back to the castle I've been told I'm a great listener.”
“Why are you being so understanding Eric?”
“Believe it or not but you remind me of my child Pam and as I want you to come and visit me in the holidays, I am being your friend instead of a lusty Vampire who vants to drink your blood” he swept his arm over his face in a mock imitation of Count Dracula causing her burst into giggles.
He held the door open for her as they left the pub to make the short walk up to the castle, “I was being serious about you coming to visit me in Shreveport, Louisiana and to make the offer even sweeter you may bring as many of your friends as you wish all expenses paid.”
“That's very generous Eric but how do I know you're not inviting us so we can be an all you can eat buffet for all your Vampire friends?”
He looked deeply offended “You would be under the protection of the Sheriff of Area Five, I look after my guests.”
“I'm sorry Eric, I didn't mean to insult you, your offer sounds amazing but I would need to talk it over with Harry first, if my personal problems don't get solved by summer it could be just the break I need”
They had reached the gates of Hogwarts and were just saying good bye went Eric bent and whispered in her ear “We have company so just play along”, he nuzzled at Hermione's neck just nipping her ever so slightly causing a tiny drop of blood to form, his tongue darting out to taste it” he moaned quietly in pleasure “I was right you do taste divine.”
He lifted his head to see her eyes had glazed over with lust “You'd better get inside Minn Kaerr before you catch a cold”
Hermione was confused at his actions until the gates swung open to reveal a rather seething Potions master and understood “Thank you for a delightful evening Eric and I've had a wonderful time” She reached up and gave him a brief hug before stalking past Severus refusing to even glance his way.
“If you've hurt her Vampire I will personally seek you out and stake you myself” snarled Severus his black eyes glittering dangerously in the dark.
Eric laughed “You think you can threaten me wand boy, I am infinitely faster and stronger than you, it's been a pleasure tonight showing that hot little witch how she should be treated. Make no mistake she may of not come to my bed tonight but how long do you think she'll hold out for? When all she has for comparison is the way you treat her with your jealousy and petty mind games”
Severus whipped his wand out “You will not touch her, she belongs to me”
Eric flew off into the night sky his final mocking words ringing in Severus's ears “If she belongs to you Wizard, then why was she on a date with me?”
Waving his wand rather more forcefully than was necessary, he slammed the gates shut and stomped up the path to find Sirius and Remus waiting for him by the front door of the castle.
“Haven't I suffered enough tonight without having you two bother me as well?” he groaned rubbing a hand tiredly over his face.
“Look mate we were just checking you haven't done anything stupid like staking a Vampire or upsetting Hermione so she officially kills you” replied Remus.
Severus laughed bitterly “That almost did happen, why does she bring out the worst in me? She makes me so crazy I can't even think straight.”
Sirius shivered “As much as this little heart to heart is touching, would you mind if we continued it inside? preferably over a glass of Ogden's Finest in front of a roaring fire” he grumbled.
The two Marauders waited while Severus locked and warded the front doors and then followed him down to his rooms in the dungeons for a long and drunk discussion on what makes witches tick.
A/N: I know Eric seems a little ooc but it works for my story (I hope)
I hope you like this chapter and not to worry my die hard fellow Severus lovers there will be more interaction between them in the next chapter.
I am thinking that movie night should be next months fun night theme, if you have any suggestions on movies let me know and why the choice for that particular movie.
Maybe boys choice v girls choice?.
Much love
Her Royal Goddess Xx
I own nothing, anything recognizable obviously doesn't belong to me and I promise to put it back once I've finished playing with it,Eric Northman and the SVM series belong to Charlaine Harris. everything written here is just for fun and not profit, although reviews are always welcomed.
This is set 5 years after the war and Hermione has been teaching transfiguration for the last 3 years and is head of Gryfindor, also on the staff are Harry (Quidditch) Sirius (Charms) and Remus (Dada) and obviously Potions is being taught by Severus.
I would just like to say a special thank you to all those of you who were kind enough to review.
An extra special thank you goes out to the fabulous Scarlet Quill who beta'd this chapter.
Chapter 14.
Hermione stalked down to the apparition point and apparated to the Hogs head where Eric was waiting for her outside, she really didn't feel up to a romantic meal after what had just happened with Severus, that man had a serious talent for being able to make her feel both incredibly aroused and extremely pissed off at the same time, even now she just wanted to turn back round go back to the castle and either rip his head off or throw him down and ride him till they were both a sweaty, exhausted but completely sated mass of body parts. Hermione's body went into overdrive at this thought, her nipples tightening in response to the visions bombarding her mind of her riding a completely naked Severus. His hands reaching up to play with her breasts while her head was thrown back in passion.
She was interrupted out of her musing by a tall figure blocking her path, she was just about to reach for her wand when the figure spoke to her.
“Hello Hermione, might I say you look positively delicious tonight.”
Hermione blushed partly from Eric's comment and partly because she knew Eric could smell her arousal which had been caused both by her encounter with Severus and by her little trip into her torrid fantasy land. She gave him a small smile that didn't quite reach her eyes “Hi Eric thank you for that charming compliment, you look very dapper yourself.”
Eric moved closer to her to ward her from a wind that was beginning blow up around them “Would you like to get a drink here first or go straight to the restaurant, it matters not as I booked the table for the entire evening so we wouldn't feel rushed and we could spend the evening getting to know each other more intimately” the innuendo just dripped off the last word in that sentence causing her to blush slightly.
Grateful for the shield he was providing from the bitter wind she smiled up at him “Actually after the evening I've just had, a drink sounds wonderful.”
“Where would you like to go? As I'm aware that you have two pubs in this little village.”
“The Hogs head is the nearest, because even though this cloaks got a self heating charm, it's still colder than a polar bears bollocks” she said shivering.
He raised an eyebrow at her colorful phrase “I'll have to remember that phrase to tell Pam, it will amuse her no end.”
Hermione and Eric walked the short distance to the Hogs head in silence mainly because Hermione was still thinking about a certain professor. Eric pushed open the door and the warm light inside spilled out into the dark February night “After you” he said placing his hand on the small of her back ushering her inside.
She felt a small thrill at the contact but it was nothing compared to even a look from Severus “Will you stop thinking about HIM and just let yourself enjoy this evening with a good looking intelligent man who happens to be interested in you” she was still berating herself when Eric returned from the bar.
“Why so serious Hermione? Is it to do with why you were held up tonight?” he asked handing her a glass of white wine.
“Thanks Eric, I had a slight crisis before I left the castle tonight and unfortunately it is weighing on my mind somewhat, would you mind if we canceled the meal tonight as I don't feel up to a crowded restaurant full of romancing couples.”
Eric looked slightly annoyed but quickly covered it with a mask of concern “Of course Hermione but you must eat, do they serve food here?”
Hermione gave him a grateful smile “Actually Abe does the best steak and ale pie around” she reached over and grasped his cool hand, “Thank you Eric for being so understanding.”
“Not at all, I still get to spend the evening with an incredibly intelligent and beautiful witch” he quickly placed Hermione's order and was back in the blink of an eye, flashing her his most charming smile. “So tell me how does a tiny village like this manages to support two pubs?”
Relaxing slightly at the neutral conversation she took a sip of her wine “That's easy, The Three Broomsticks run by Madam Rosmerta is more touristy and it's usually where the pupils go on their Hogsmeade trips, this place is what's known as the 'Locals' pub frequented by the staff at Hogwarts who are avoiding the pupils.”
One of Aberforth's pet goats came up to their table and started to butt Eric's leg for attention, Hermione started laughing at Eric's expression “Hermione why is there a goat head butting my leg?”
“That's Belle Abe's favorite pet goat, she has free roam of the bar, in fact most of his customers spoil her, she's like the pubs mascot” she replied scratching the goats ears.
“Belle! There you are you naughty goat, leave Miss Hermione and her young man alone” Aberforth told his pet as he served Hermione her meal, then left them alone taking Belle with him.
“Young man indeed” Eric huffed “I have seen more decades than the old fool has had hot dinners.”
“Be nice Eric! Aberforth means well, he's just referring to your looks, because you certainly don't look like a thousand year old Viking, which is good really because it would give a whole new meaning to the term grave robbing” She gave him a toothy grin while feeding Belle who was bleating woefully under the table some of her vegetables.
A couple of hours later Hermione and Eric were still sat near the fire discussing the differences between American Were's and Shape shifters and Wizards who are Animagus's.
“You know Hermione, I noticed that there is a large percentage of staff at Hogwarts who smell positively 'Were', even you have a rather distinctive and delicious smell.”
She laughed “Thank you I think, I have a rather unique Animagus ability in that I can change in to any member of the cat family, Minerva who's Animagus form is also feline can only change into a domestic tabby.”
“So which cat form do you prefer?”
Flashing him a rather feral smile “What do you think?”
Eric studied her intently “I'd say definitely a man eater, if ever I saw one.”
Hermione tongue slipped out to moisten her lips that were starting to feel dry “Well they do say it takes one to know one”
Her breath hitched as Eric leaned closer to her mouth, “So we're both predators with rather useful canines how about if you show me yours and I'll show you mine?” he asked staring into her amber eyes.
The impulse to kiss him was strong, she leaned forward and captured his lips, her fingers entwined in his long blond hair, his tongue slipped into her mouth battling for dominance over hers before she broke away breathing heavily.
“Eric I'm sorry but I can't do this” she said apologetically.
His body tensed and his eyes grew hard and cold “I see, it's not a very smart move Hermione to lead a Vampire on with a rather hot kiss then to say stop.”
She stood up wrapping her cloak around her “My personal life is a complete mess at the moment and as much fun it would be for both of us to go to bed right now, it would certainly make the rest of my life more complicated.”
He stood up with her “Does this have anything to do with why you turned up smelling of Professor Snape?”
She gave him a confused look, till he tapped his nose “I told you that you all have distinctive smells, would you care to talk about it as I walk you back to the castle I've been told I'm a great listener.”
“Why are you being so understanding Eric?”
“Believe it or not but you remind me of my child Pam and as I want you to come and visit me in the holidays, I am being your friend instead of a lusty Vampire who vants to drink your blood” he swept his arm over his face in a mock imitation of Count Dracula causing her burst into giggles.
He held the door open for her as they left the pub to make the short walk up to the castle, “I was being serious about you coming to visit me in Shreveport, Louisiana and to make the offer even sweeter you may bring as many of your friends as you wish all expenses paid.”
“That's very generous Eric but how do I know you're not inviting us so we can be an all you can eat buffet for all your Vampire friends?”
He looked deeply offended “You would be under the protection of the Sheriff of Area Five, I look after my guests.”
“I'm sorry Eric, I didn't mean to insult you, your offer sounds amazing but I would need to talk it over with Harry first, if my personal problems don't get solved by summer it could be just the break I need”
They had reached the gates of Hogwarts and were just saying good bye went Eric bent and whispered in her ear “We have company so just play along”, he nuzzled at Hermione's neck just nipping her ever so slightly causing a tiny drop of blood to form, his tongue darting out to taste it” he moaned quietly in pleasure “I was right you do taste divine.”
He lifted his head to see her eyes had glazed over with lust “You'd better get inside Minn Kaerr before you catch a cold”
Hermione was confused at his actions until the gates swung open to reveal a rather seething Potions master and understood “Thank you for a delightful evening Eric and I've had a wonderful time” She reached up and gave him a brief hug before stalking past Severus refusing to even glance his way.
“If you've hurt her Vampire I will personally seek you out and stake you myself” snarled Severus his black eyes glittering dangerously in the dark.
Eric laughed “You think you can threaten me wand boy, I am infinitely faster and stronger than you, it's been a pleasure tonight showing that hot little witch how she should be treated. Make no mistake she may of not come to my bed tonight but how long do you think she'll hold out for? When all she has for comparison is the way you treat her with your jealousy and petty mind games”
Severus whipped his wand out “You will not touch her, she belongs to me”
Eric flew off into the night sky his final mocking words ringing in Severus's ears “If she belongs to you Wizard, then why was she on a date with me?”
Waving his wand rather more forcefully than was necessary, he slammed the gates shut and stomped up the path to find Sirius and Remus waiting for him by the front door of the castle.
“Haven't I suffered enough tonight without having you two bother me as well?” he groaned rubbing a hand tiredly over his face.
“Look mate we were just checking you haven't done anything stupid like staking a Vampire or upsetting Hermione so she officially kills you” replied Remus.
Severus laughed bitterly “That almost did happen, why does she bring out the worst in me? She makes me so crazy I can't even think straight.”
Sirius shivered “As much as this little heart to heart is touching, would you mind if we continued it inside? preferably over a glass of Ogden's Finest in front of a roaring fire” he grumbled.
The two Marauders waited while Severus locked and warded the front doors and then followed him down to his rooms in the dungeons for a long and drunk discussion on what makes witches tick.
A/N: I know Eric seems a little ooc but it works for my story (I hope)
I hope you like this chapter and not to worry my die hard fellow Severus lovers there will be more interaction between them in the next chapter.
I am thinking that movie night should be next months fun night theme, if you have any suggestions on movies let me know and why the choice for that particular movie.
Maybe boys choice v girls choice?.
Much love
Her Royal Goddess Xx