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Category:
Harry Potter › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
23
Views:
6,628
Reviews:
49
Recommended:
1
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Typical Snarry MPreg
Harry/Severus Mpreg.
“Snape? The Ministry of Magic is forcing us to get married.”
“Why the hell would they do that?”
“I\'m supposed to impregnate you, apparently.”
“We are both male, you idiot.”
“Yeah, well, we\'ll have to use magic, I guess.”
*Two weeks later*
“I\'m going to tie your hands behind your back and spank your bottom.”
“Potter, that\'s not how babies are made.”
“Are you sure?”
“Quite sure.”
“Well, maybe it\'ll help get me in the mood.”
“Dammit, fine.”
*Two months later.*
“Congratulations, Snape, you are pregnant.”
“Fuck. How\'s the baby going to come out?”
“Just like with women, I guess. Same passage it got in.”
“Potter, that\'s disgusting.”
“It wasn\'t exactly my idea, all right?”
*Nine months later*
“Awww, the baby is beautiful!”
“Her looks are acceptable, I only hope she doesn\'t inherit your poor excuse for intellect, Potter.”
“I love you, Snape. I hope she\'ll get sorted into Slytherin. Just like I almost was.”
*shocked gasp.* “What?”
“You heard me!”
“I love you, Harry.”
--- THE END----
“Snape? The Ministry of Magic is forcing us to get married.”
“Why the hell would they do that?”
“I\'m supposed to impregnate you, apparently.”
“We are both male, you idiot.”
“Yeah, well, we\'ll have to use magic, I guess.”
*Two weeks later*
“I\'m going to tie your hands behind your back and spank your bottom.”
“Potter, that\'s not how babies are made.”
“Are you sure?”
“Quite sure.”
“Well, maybe it\'ll help get me in the mood.”
“Dammit, fine.”
*Two months later.*
“Congratulations, Snape, you are pregnant.”
“Fuck. How\'s the baby going to come out?”
“Just like with women, I guess. Same passage it got in.”
“Potter, that\'s disgusting.”
“It wasn\'t exactly my idea, all right?”
*Nine months later*
“Awww, the baby is beautiful!”
“Her looks are acceptable, I only hope she doesn\'t inherit your poor excuse for intellect, Potter.”
“I love you, Snape. I hope she\'ll get sorted into Slytherin. Just like I almost was.”
*shocked gasp.* “What?”
“You heard me!”
“I love you, Harry.”
--- THE END----