Dirty deeds
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Harry Potter › Het - Male/Female › Snape/Hermione
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
39
Views:
25,105
Reviews:
384
Recommended:
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Currently Reading:
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An exchange of letters
(Monday)
Dear Severus,
I am writing to you with a serious query in relation to potions. Could you tell me the name of an odourless, colourless poison that I could slip into my colleagues’ tea? I have endured the most horrendous day, with an endless catalogue of idiots determined to commit suicide in the most interesting and explosive way possible. Since these lemmings are so determined to self-destruct, I thought it would only be a kindness to help them on their way.
Personally I blame their teachers.
On a separate note I must tell you that I have found my old school robes. They appear to be both too short for me and too tight. I take it that is perfectly acceptable to you?
The peas have proved successful, but may I suggest that you might turn your attention to developing a more effective potion for the task? Not that this is intended as a criticism of your skills in ANY area.
Hermione
(Tuesday)
Dear Hermione
I cannot tell you how manyrs Irs I have whiled away in meetings with my colleagues pondering the self-same thing. I have narrowed it down to a choice of three, unfortunately as well as being odourless and colourless they are perfectly painless ways to die. I also think using a potion would be tantamount to leaving a signed confession lying around. A streak of old-fashioned sentimentality makes me tend towards using arsenic in these circumstances, as it has all the charm of the unexpected.
The school robes sound ideal. Wearing too short robes does seem to warrant detention of several hours.
Children these days seem to have no discipline at all. I blame peer pressure. Perhaps we should bring back corporal punishment? What are your views on a good spanking?
I have taken on board your comments about the peas – I am glad to hear you found them soothing – I shI shall certainly review my potions textbooks for an improved recipe. I am nonetheless gratified to hear that my skills are appreciated.
Severus.
(Wednesday)
Dear Severus
I have not previously thought about the merits of corporal punishment. However, on consideration I think that a spanking may well be good for discipline.
I look forward to hearing your views on the matter at the weekend. Perhaps you can persuade me of the force of your arguments better in person.
However, what do you suggest if spanking is ineffective in restoring good order?
Hermione
(Thursday)
Dear Hermione
I am pleased to hear that you agree with me on the worth of corporal punishment. A firm hand is always vital in matters of discipline. I do occasionally find that with some recidivists somethinge the than spanking is called for. In those circumstances I usually resort to a light cane, but that is only for truly naughty girls.
Albus has been very annoying as usual and called for a staff meeting at 6.30 on Friday. This does mean that I won’t have time to change out of my teaching robes if I am not to be late for our dinner engagement.
Severus
(Friday)
Dear Severus
Did I mention the time I stole potions ingredients from your storeroom to illegally brew polyjuice potion?
Shall we say dinner at 7pm, and detention at 8?
Hermione
A/N she’s been sitting on the peas, for those who asked, to soothe her aching bottom
Dear Severus,
I am writing to you with a serious query in relation to potions. Could you tell me the name of an odourless, colourless poison that I could slip into my colleagues’ tea? I have endured the most horrendous day, with an endless catalogue of idiots determined to commit suicide in the most interesting and explosive way possible. Since these lemmings are so determined to self-destruct, I thought it would only be a kindness to help them on their way.
Personally I blame their teachers.
On a separate note I must tell you that I have found my old school robes. They appear to be both too short for me and too tight. I take it that is perfectly acceptable to you?
The peas have proved successful, but may I suggest that you might turn your attention to developing a more effective potion for the task? Not that this is intended as a criticism of your skills in ANY area.
Hermione
(Tuesday)
Dear Hermione
I cannot tell you how manyrs Irs I have whiled away in meetings with my colleagues pondering the self-same thing. I have narrowed it down to a choice of three, unfortunately as well as being odourless and colourless they are perfectly painless ways to die. I also think using a potion would be tantamount to leaving a signed confession lying around. A streak of old-fashioned sentimentality makes me tend towards using arsenic in these circumstances, as it has all the charm of the unexpected.
The school robes sound ideal. Wearing too short robes does seem to warrant detention of several hours.
Children these days seem to have no discipline at all. I blame peer pressure. Perhaps we should bring back corporal punishment? What are your views on a good spanking?
I have taken on board your comments about the peas – I am glad to hear you found them soothing – I shI shall certainly review my potions textbooks for an improved recipe. I am nonetheless gratified to hear that my skills are appreciated.
Severus.
(Wednesday)
Dear Severus
I have not previously thought about the merits of corporal punishment. However, on consideration I think that a spanking may well be good for discipline.
I look forward to hearing your views on the matter at the weekend. Perhaps you can persuade me of the force of your arguments better in person.
However, what do you suggest if spanking is ineffective in restoring good order?
Hermione
(Thursday)
Dear Hermione
I am pleased to hear that you agree with me on the worth of corporal punishment. A firm hand is always vital in matters of discipline. I do occasionally find that with some recidivists somethinge the than spanking is called for. In those circumstances I usually resort to a light cane, but that is only for truly naughty girls.
Albus has been very annoying as usual and called for a staff meeting at 6.30 on Friday. This does mean that I won’t have time to change out of my teaching robes if I am not to be late for our dinner engagement.
Severus
(Friday)
Dear Severus
Did I mention the time I stole potions ingredients from your storeroom to illegally brew polyjuice potion?
Shall we say dinner at 7pm, and detention at 8?
Hermione
A/N she’s been sitting on the peas, for those who asked, to soothe her aching bottom