Stuck By Law *COMPLETE*

Severus looked at his hand where the temporary tattoo from the ‘game’ Hermione brought home sat on his skin. She was coming over in a few minutes to start the game, they had agreed to play on the weekends, that way it wouldn’t bother their work in any way. He was wearing a white button down shirt that was untucked from his black trousers and socks. He had gotten used to being comfortable (a little) around her, enough, at least, to be comfortable. He heard the knock and opened the door, she came in and smiled at him, sitting down nervously across from him.

“Would you like something to snack on?” He asked, offering her the muggle candy he’d been picking at for the last hour.

“No thank you” She answered “You know I don’t eat candy that much”  

“I know” He answered with a soft smile “Shall I start…or would you like to?”

“I will” She answered “If you don’t mind” He shook his head and she pulled out the first card taking a deep breath and reading it. Her face instantly turned crimson and she pressed her lips together before starting to put everything back together and laughing nervously “Maybe this wasn’t such a good idea”

“What is it, Hermione” He asked curiously “You know that now we’ve started the game we can’t finish it”

“I…” She took a deep breath and dropped back in to her seat “I…can’t ask you this”

“Pick another card then” He suggested.

“I can’t” She answered “That’s not how the game works…it has to be answered”

“Then ask me” He pressed “Come on this is why we’re here, isn’t it?”

“Fine” She sighed and with a red faced she looked at the card again “Have you…ever…you know…” She looked faint for a moment before rushing out with “Masturbatedwhilethinkingofme?!”

“What?” He looked confused “Say it slowly please”

“Have you ever…” She shook her head “Have you ever masturbated while thinking of me?”

“Oh” His eyes widened comically “Well…yes”

“When?” She asked after looking at the further probing questions that popped up on the small card. According to the game rules this would happen until the question had been fully answered and then it would go blank and they could move on.

“The first time?” He asked, his face turning bright red at admitting there had been more than one time.

“Sure” She answered weakly.

“A week after the first term started a year after the war” He answered looking at his hands “I had been walking down the hallway and you turned the corner surprising me completely and we both ended up rolling on the floor because we fell” He nodded slightly “I thought it was because it had been so long since I’d been with a woman. It was about ten minutes later that I realized it was because of your curves and…womanly attributes”

“Oh no” Hermione whispered “It says my turn”

“Then tell me” He grinned “Have you masturbated thinking of me, Miss Granger?”

“Yes” She answered, she was red faced and looking everywhere but at him “When I was sixteen. It was after a rather grueling DADA class, my magic was almost electric in my veins” Her voice was getting breathless and while Severus found it fascinating that she seemed to be working herself up again he too was starting to…awaken “My heart was pounding, adrenaline was running high and then I heard your voice…you may have been saying something to me but I couldn’t make out the words…the very timbre of your voice made me tingle and I just ran to the bathroom and…took care of it”

“Wow” He said as she put the blank card down “You said all that quicker than I did”

“Well” She shrugged “It’s going to come out one way or another, why fight it?”

“Next card” He said “Hermione, why did you think it was your responsibility to fight in the war?”

“Why did I get a perverted one and you didn’t?” She complained “Well…” She thought for a moment before shaking her head and looking at him like the answer should be simple “I am a muggleborn”

“That’s not an answer” He pointed out “You could have let us fight the war, you could have remained safe and hidden and…”

“Useless” She finished “I had many uses in the war, Severus just like you” She put the words together carefully in her mind before continuing “If I had just sat back and allowed Dumbledore, McGonagall, you and Harry to fight the war then what kind of message would I have been sending to muggleborns everywhere?” He shrugged slightly “I was/am Harry Potters best friend and when Voldemort came back I knew that other muggleborns would be looking to me for an example weather consciously or not and I’d be damned if I had been anything other than helpful and productive in the war. I was showing the death eaters, purebloods and the jerks that assumed I wasn’t good enough because my parents don’t do magic that I was just as good as them…better than some!”

“Understandable” He smiled “I am to tell you why I fought in the war…”

“You don’t have to” She answered “I know it was because of Lily Evans”

“It was guilt” He answered “I felt guilty because I unwittingly sent Voldemort straight to her door and then Potter lost both his parents and even though I never liked Black he also lost his godfather and Lupin couldn’t take him because he’s a werewolf” He looked down and Hermione moved closer to him taking his hand in hers “I went through a really dark time after that, I lost the woman I loved and I was seen as a monster…I saw myself as a monster”

“But you aren’t a monster” Hermione told him “You fought amazingly in the war and you saved countless lives and almost lost yours…you’re a hero”

“No…” He started but she pressed a kiss to his lips and then put her forehead against his.

“Repeat after me” She said “I am Severus Snape and though I made mistakes in the past I am a war-hero and a good man”

“Hermione…” He started.

“Say it!” She demanded.

“I am Severus Snape” He muttered rolling his eyes “And though I made mistakes in the past I am a war-hero and a good man”

“That wasn’t so hard, was it?” She asked.

“Shut up” He said half-heartedly “Grab a card” He put down his blank one.

“Okay” She sighed and grabbed another one and blushed “Damn it, why do I keep getting these overly sexual ones?” He chuckled and started to massage her neck “Okay, Name a kink you have in bed”

“A kink in bed” He said thoughtfully “Well…I like to be scratched which isn’t that strange but I like to be bitten…the harder I get bitten the more I get turned on”

“You like blood play?” She asked worried.

“No” He answered firmly “I just like the pain of the bite, I don’t want to bleed or anything and if I do bleed I’m not like going to want you to like drink it or anything”

“Good” She answered “I…well my kink…” She blushed.

“This is going to be good” He smiled eagerly.

“I am like…abnormally kinky” Hermione admitted blushing.

“Name some things that are really kinky” He grinned.

“Well” She blushed again and looked at her hands “I…kind of like to be spanked. A little humiliation as long as it doesn’t question my intelligence and…oh this is terrible…but I enjoy role playing like…pretending we’re strangers and then shagging in public places” She looked at him for a moment “Are you rethinking your interest in courting me now?”

“Why don’t you be the judge of that” He answered and placed her hand on the front of his pants where there was a rather impressive bulge “What do you think?”

“I think it’s time for another card” She answered. He smirked and picked up a new card and looked at her evenly.

“How many children do you want?” He asked.

“Three maybe four” She answered honestly because the spell urged her to “You?”

“Don’t laugh” He warned and she smiled immediately “I want at least two”

“That sounds wonderful” She smiled.

“Yeah” He cleared his throat “I say let’s wrap it up now” She smiled “Get some lunch maybe?”

“Sounds good” She agreed “More tomorrow”

“Yippy” He said sarcastically.

A/N: Just so you all know I am taking a break with Crazy, Like Me because I don’t think anyone’s reading it right now. I am however writing more stories including a romantic Remus/Hermione story and a kinky Remus(Moony)/just about everyone story. That one will literally just be a naughty overly sexy story though I highly doubt any of these stories will make an appearance for a while.

P.S. I’m a little blocked on Secret Society!!

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