Shiloe: Just the Two of Us

Sirius looked up as four owls came in, carrying a large basket of fruit between them. He frowned as it was set in front of him.

He took the card and read it. “Thank you. Luna Lovegood.”

Remus cocked his head. “That’s Harry’s girlfriend, isn’t it?”

Sirius nodded. “Yeah, but why would I get a thank-you from Harry's girl—Oh.” He grinned. “That naughty boy!” He crowed in glee and pride.

Remus looked even more confused, and as Sirius just sat there chuckling to himself, he had no choice but to ask him, “Are you going to explain any time soon?”

Sirius snorted. “While Harry was here, we had a chat. I gave him some… Ah, pointers.” He said.

Remus shook his head. “Sex tips?” He asked needlessly. Of course it had been.

“Only the ones I got from James! He would have wanted Harry to know how to please a woman!” Sirius said.

Remus chuckled. “Somehow, that makes it even worse.”

“Well, I didn’t tell him the tips were James' little tricks. He doesn’t need those visuals.” Sirius muttered.

“No, he certainly does not!” Remus agreed with a laugh.

“But no heir of mine is going to be a bad lover! Whether they like girls better or boys, it’s still a point of pride for Blacks to be known as sex gods!” Sirius declared. Then he smiled. “And Harry has done me proud.” He added.

Remus chuckled. “Make sure you tell him that.”

Sirius shook his head. “I'll mention it when he makes me proud next time. During our chat, he looked like he was both about to die of embarrassment and trying to sink through the floor. Neither of us want to discuss sex ever again. Well, with each other, at least.” Sirius amended.

“Now, with Shiloe, on the other hand…” Sirius leered into space.

Remus laughed. “Glad you can separate the two. I’m sure Harry feels the same.”

Sirius hummed and nodded. “Their demeanours are different enough.” He remarked.

Remus nodded his silent agreement and reached for a pear from the basket.

Sirius looked through it and pulled out an orange. “Still, I intend to enjoy the, er, fruits of my labour.”

Remus almost choked on his pear.