Preparedness -- Snape Answers the Door Challenge
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Category:
Harry Potter › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
17
Views:
3,583
Reviews:
39
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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It's Raining Men (Accepting A Second Delivery)
Just this one and then i\'m done, promise! :D
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Severus had one leg poised over the bath, ready to sink into the scalding and excessively femininely scented water. There was a loud thumping on his door.
For the love of Morgana’s wrinkled flaps can’t a man bathe in peace?!
Throwing his black bathrobe around himself, he stomped down the hallway with the grace of an angry elephant and threw the door back so hard it shook the wall.
“WHAT?!” he snarled first, and then he looked.
Weasleys must die. Gruesomely!
He was looking at a muscled man wearing a calf-length ludicrously shiny yellow coat, with matching hat and black wellingtons. And then the man threw his coat open and Severus was alarmed by the prospect that those garments were all he wore.
Except the sign dangling around his neck which read:
‘If you didn’t want the woman, would you prefer a man? It’s Raining Men for you, Severus Snape. Enjoy him, you dirty old bastard.’
“Glad to see you’re good to go,” the man swept his eyes over Severus’ bathrobe, which, in his shock, he realised, had fallen open. “Someone’s pleased to see me.”
Severus yanked the robe across his crotch and slammed the door shut, plotting brutal murder.
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Severus had one leg poised over the bath, ready to sink into the scalding and excessively femininely scented water. There was a loud thumping on his door.
For the love of Morgana’s wrinkled flaps can’t a man bathe in peace?!
Throwing his black bathrobe around himself, he stomped down the hallway with the grace of an angry elephant and threw the door back so hard it shook the wall.
“WHAT?!” he snarled first, and then he looked.
Weasleys must die. Gruesomely!
He was looking at a muscled man wearing a calf-length ludicrously shiny yellow coat, with matching hat and black wellingtons. And then the man threw his coat open and Severus was alarmed by the prospect that those garments were all he wore.
Except the sign dangling around his neck which read:
‘If you didn’t want the woman, would you prefer a man? It’s Raining Men for you, Severus Snape. Enjoy him, you dirty old bastard.’
“Glad to see you’re good to go,” the man swept his eyes over Severus’ bathrobe, which, in his shock, he realised, had fallen open. “Someone’s pleased to see me.”
Severus yanked the robe across his crotch and slammed the door shut, plotting brutal murder.