This is the Way I Fall

Author's note--Happy Valentine's Day! I thought this chapter was particularly appropriate for the "Couples' Day"...and even if you're not part of a couple for this V-day (as I am not), I hope you enjoy the coupledom (and coupling lmao) of our boys instead!!!

I hope that you take note of the title of this chapter. I'll explain once you've read it. Also I would like to dedicate this particular chapter to Miss Nikki for fueling my inspiration for this chapter (without knowing it at first, might I add). I was wracking my brain, trying to come up with good ideas for 'substitute wands' and I can't believe I didn't think of this before...but here it is, with all my love, on Valentine's Day! LOL

Edit: One of my good friends is a great artist, and he drew a picture for this scene. Check it out:

http://heaven-28.deviantart.com/art/draco-and-his-quot-Magic-Wand-quot-82858249 This is a link to his black and white drawing inspired by this chapter. I think we'll all agree that Draco's face is much better here, but I hope you enjoy it as much as I do!

http://heaven-28.deviantart.com/art/draco-and-harry-colored-84179534 This is a link to his colored drawing of this chapter. I don't think I specified the colors of the shirts Harry and Draco were wearing, so that's a little bit of artistic liberty there (with permission, of course!) SO GOOD!!!

This is the Way I Fall by Graballz

Chapter 13

This is the Way I Save

Harry had already been up and down the aisle on their side of the plane several times, so he headed over to the other side. He swept his eyes back and forth, searching in vain for anything that resembled Draco’s suggestions. He was confident that Ron would be able to hold the plane up for a while now, though he figured that the other passengers would think he was mental for walking around the unstable aircraft.

“Come on…” he muttered, not realizing that he was doing so under his breath as he walked. He paused in the aisle beside the lavatories in the middle of the plane, hands on his hips as he surveyed the front section. “Something long…hard…round…umbrella? No, not magical enough. Hmmm, that old man’s cane there might be a possibility…”

“You need something long and hard and magical?” A tug on the hem of his shirt made him glance down; the girl’s low voice broke through his reverie, and belatedly, Harry realized that she had overheard him mumbling to himself. He gave her a sheepish grin, turning red, and she grinned knowingly back at him. Her oxygen mask dangled in front of her, having been discarded for the moment. She had dark chocolate brown skin with a round face, full lips, and chin-length black hair. She looked maybe a year or two older than himself and Draco.

“Um, yeah…” Harry replied, wondering if he would have to make sure that this Muggle, especially, was Obliviated once this was all over. “Any ideas?”

“Well, of course, handsome! I’ve got one that will work perfectly for you,” the girl exclaimed, winking at him. Harry was gobsmacked. “I don’t usually loan it to strangers, but for you, I could probably make an exception.”

“You have a…” Harry moved closer and leaned down so that he was whispering. “Magic wand? And you don’t mind if I borrow it?”

“I just ask that you bring it back when you’re done. I just cleaned it,” she replied, smirking, and Harry nodded. Perhaps she was a witch traveling like a Muggle too. She reached under the seat in front of her and pulled out her book bag. “I’ll just give you the entire traveling case to carry; it keeps people from asking question.”

“How long is it?” Harry nodded in understanding. He had no idea how Ron had gotten his wand through Muggle security; he figured that the airport people probably would have confiscated it, except that this witch obviously had found a way to keep hers safe.

“About six and a half inches,” the girl replied, pulling a black, hard-cover case out of the bag.

“Wow, that’s really small,” Harry remarked without thinking, wondering if perhaps it wouldn’t be powerful enough.

“Trust me, babe, it gets the job done,” the girl handed him the case. “Kind of a strange time to need it, if you ask me, but hey, whatever polishes your wand…”

“I’ll get this back to you,” Harry promised. “Thank you; you just saved all of our lives!” He turned on his heel and hurried back towards Draco and Ron, not hearing the girl’s teasing response.

“Ah, a fellow drama queen! Hot as hell, too…”

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Harry found Ron and Draco still sitting, chatting quietly. Ron was doing fine, considering he had plenty of oxygen this time and the appropriate spell. They both broke off their conversation as Harry hurried up, brandishing the small black box.

“Got one!” Harry said, holding it up.

“It’s a box,” Draco pointed out helpfully.

“It’s what’s inside the box,” Harry corrected.

“A flute?” Draco looked confused; the girl who had started to give him drum lessons during his first semester had also played a number of other instruments, including a high-pitched silvery one that she carried in a case very similar to the one his boyfriend had.

“No,” Harry leaned closer. “It’s a wand. This is just the traveling case she keeps it in.”

“She?” Ron said. “There’s another witch on the plane?”

“Guess so,” Harry shrugged. “She heard me talking and offered it.”

“You were talking about magic and wands on a plane full of MUGGLES?” Draco frowned.

“Well, I didn’t mean to,” Harry hissed in his defense. “I was distracted and mumbling on accident. Don’t worry; I didn’t say anything revealing. C’mon, let’s go try it out.”

“You want me to come too?” Ron asked.

“No, better not,” Draco shook his head. “It might take me a while to get it right; plus, the experimental magic COULD interfere with the Hover Charm if you’re right there with us.”

“Aye, alright,” Ron replied, and Harry and Draco, who had held the toy Muggle wand while Harry went off in search of a third one, made their way to the back of the plane. Luckily, the flight attendants had all ended up at the front of the plane to confer with the captain about what to do, so the back of the plane area was empty.

Harry opened the black case, and his eyes bugged out of his head as he stared at the contents. Draco gave him a curious look before glancing from the case—though he was able to control his reaction a bit better than the ‘heart on his sleeve’ Gryffindor—to his boyfriend dubiously.

“Um, Harry?”

“Yes, Draco?”

“You know that’s a dildo, right? That doesn’t exactly qualify as a ‘magic wand’.”

“Just shut up,” Harry hissed, his face flaming even redder as he replayed not only the conversation with the (obviously Muggle) girl that now had a completely different connotation to it, but also the conversation he had just had with Ron and Draco. “I didn’t know, alright? I’ll take it back.”

He began to close up the case, trying to figure out how to gracefully return the sex toy when Draco stopped him.

“No, wait…”

“You want to USE it???” Harry’s mouth fell open as he squeaked. Draco could practically hear the multiple question marks that punctuated Harry’s question. “HERE??? NOW???”

“Not like that, you dirty Gryffindor,” Draco tried unsuccessfully to hide his smirk, clamping down on his raging hormones when his cock took a marked interest. They could NOT shag while Ron held the entire plane up with magic; they had to stay focused on the task at hand. “It might actually do as a wand.”

“Well, she DID say it was clean,” Harry steeled himself and picked up the black dildo out of the case, examining the beads in the clear tip and squeezing the flesh-like material before handing it to Draco.

Draco took it gingerly, wrinkling his nose at first, but he couldn’t deny that he was intrigued by the semi-realistic-looking dick in his boyfriend’s hand. Draco held it by the base, pointing the clear head of the phallus at the back of the plane like he would if he were using a regular wand, praying desperately that no one, especially Ron, would come back with them.

“How should I tell whether I can use it before I start…experimenting?” Draco blushed to the roots of his pale blonde hair, realizing the potentially dirty implications of his sentence about halfway through his question.

Harry’s mouth had gone dry as he watched Draco delicately finger the sex toy, and his arousal flared up hard and sharp, sending a jolt of electricity from his attentive cock straight to his brain, frying almost all coherent thought as their interrupted make-up sex session from that morning flashed through his head. God, he wanted Draco! And it was SO wrong and inappropriate, given the timing…

“Try a Muggle-Repelling Charm, but just on this section,” Harry whispered hoarsely, trying to discreetly relieve the pressure in the front of his pants.

“Repello Muggletum,” Draco cast, giving Harry an odd look. His silver eyes narrowed as Harry turned away; his boyfriend was hard! Draco swallowed, Adam’s apple bobbing, as he felt an erection threaten to tent his own trousers at the thought of Harry being stiff. He made the mistake of glancing back at his makeshift wand, suddenly hungry for his boyfriend’s cock.

“Excuse me, sir; could you come here for a moment?” Harry turned away and stepped partway into the aisle, tapping the man in the last row on his shoulder. His hands were folded and his head was bowed, oxygen mask still in place, and he didn’t look up from his fervent praying. Harry glanced to the other side and caught the eye of a woman. “Ma’am?”

“Not a chance,” she replied, frowning and shaking her head adamantly. Harry nodded, looking up as one of the stewardesses was heading towards him again. The black haired boy bit his lip as he stepped back inside Draco’s ward. The woman drew closer and then abruptly turned around and started walking back to the front of the plane, leaving them in peace.

“It works,” Harry said, catching Draco’s eye and recognizing the signs of lust. “What about a Silencing Charm?”

“Silencio,” Draco murmured as Harry stepped closer.

“God, this is SO not right,” Harry whispered. “But I just want to fuck you so goddamn hard RIGHT NOW!” He deliberately raised his voice, and they both grinned when there was no response, which indicated that the Silencing Charm was doing its job. “What the fuck is wrong with us?”

“This is why we should never deny ourselves make-up sex,” Draco replied, closing the last two inches and fastening his mouth onto Harry’s as if they hadn’t kissed in forever.

“Oh god,” Harry groaned, pulling back from the intense snog once he needed air. “We’ll have to make this quick.”

“Sounds good to me,” Draco let his hand drop as he rolled the sex toy along Harry’s hard prick over his pants.

“God, I don’t know if I want to fuck you myself or with that thing,” Harry whispered breathlessly as he crushed Draco’s body against the wall, making sure to stay out of the line-of-sight. Draco whimpered with need just at the thought.

“As much as I would LOVE for you to do that,” the blonde whispered. “This isn’t ours, so we PROBABLY should wait and get one of our own, y’think?”

“That works for me,” Harry dipped his head and latched onto the side of Draco’s neck as the pale hands continued to work him over. His hands flew to Draco’s waistband and unceremoniously shoved his trousers and underwear down, revealing his rock-hard shaft. Harry smirked into Draco’s skin and then turned the blonde around in one smooth motion, cupping his cock and fisting it lightly.

“Oh, yesssssss, Harry,” Draco drawled, his head tipping back. The fake phallus was still in his hand, and he clutched it tighter in anticipation, drawing in a deep breath.

Harry removed his hand from his boyfriend’s groin long enough to fish his own tool out of his pants, and he grabbed the Muggle wand, aiming it at Draco’s arse. Remembering what happened the first time and taking into account Draco’s explanation, Harry channeled his magic correctly this time and cast a successful, if extremely generous Lubrication Charm. Draco squealed as the liquid flushed inside him, feeling it begin to leak out. Harry quickly set the wand down and swiped his fingers over and into Draco’s rosebud, catching as much of the excess as he could and slicking his own cock with a trembling hand.

“Gonna fuck you right here and now, against this counter, with all of those Muggles right there who have no idea how much you turn me on,” Harry leaned against Draco’s back, positioning the head of his cock at Draco’s entrance.

“Yes, do it!” Draco whispered back, eyes wide as his pleasure went up several notches at Harry’s dirty talk. Harry pressed his hips forward as Draco tilted his lower body back to help, supporting himself on the small airplane counter. Even though they hadn’t made love since that day in the closet, Draco didn’t mind the burn of entry as Harry’s quivering member lodged itself inside him. He sighed, shuddering with relief as the extra lubricant helped pave the way. Harry carefully impaled his boyfriend, and as soon as he was sure Draco was okay, he pulled out and began pumping mercilessly, adding his still-oiled hand to Draco’s front.

“Oh fuck, this feels so good,” Harry rasped, placing his other hand on the back of Draco’s head and pulling his hair so that his head was tilted back. “I’ve missed this!”

“Fucking missed you too,” Draco managed, surprised but pleased as his scalp began to tingle with pleasure.

Neither of them was able to hold out, and Draco whimpered a warning just as Harry hissed, burying himself to the hilt in Draco’s passage and holding the blonde tight as his cock pulsed against Draco’s prostate. Harry’s hand sped up on Draco’s prick, and the Slytherin cried out in ecstasy as his boyfriend sent him over the edge. Harry swayed, leaning on Draco for support as the blonde folded his arms and dropped his forehead onto them to recover, boneless. They stayed like that for about a minute, and then Harry grabbed the toy wand and cast a Cleaning Charm to get rid of the evidence of their inappropriately-timed lovemaking. He stepped back, fumbling a little as he put himself back together, smiling as he watched Draco’s lovely arse disappear back inside his pants.

“Fuck you for fucking me when I should be concentrating,” Draco purred throatily, his pale fingers playing lightly over the black dildo; Harry couldn’t help but grin and kiss the side of his neck. He knew Draco didn’t mean it, and he loved the slightly dazed sound to the Slytherin’s voice.

“Fuck you for turning me on so easily,” Harry whispered back, laughing as he looked at the dildo again. “We definitely have to get one of these! Only bigger…”

“Mmm-hmmm,” Draco agreed, picking it up and smirking. “What was the spell I'm supposed to be working on?”

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Author's note--*HAPPY MOOSE DANCE* HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!! My muse HATES me, but LOVES you guys!!! Let me tell you, this was SOOOOOOO not intended to be the way Chapter 13 went. It was *supposed* to be the ACTUAL rescue/save that got them down safely...and this is what happened instead.

Now about the title of this chapter. After writing Chapter 12, I knew EXACTLY what I wanted the next chapter to be...and then when the sex came out instead, I just couldn't change the title. So yeah...THIS is the way they "save"...who's complaining? Yeah, I didn't think so! *wink*

So for those who were asking for them to join the Mile High Club (and I told you "not right now"...) what the fuck do I know? LOL Don't worry...they'll probably 'properly' join the MHC on the way to Brazil (you know, fucking in the airplane bathroom!) as well, but honestly, I don't know where this came from. I hope you enjoyed it, nonetheless!

pittwitch Hey! Thanks for reviewing! You are one fucking awesome writer; do you know that? Glad you're on board (so to speak lol)...and actually, I don't watch "Lost". Blasphemous, I know...I've heard it's really good and I guess I just need to get the previous seasons and have a marathon to get caught up. But no, there will be no plane crashing...it's still *supposed* to be a WAFF...crashing would qualify as "too-angsty"!

*bulging eyes* You mean it??? "Dead on"????? SERIOUSLY????? YAY!!!! *HAPPY DANCE*

Queen Boadicea LOL I KNOW! (I've used the "Shirley" one before in one of my other fics because I'm a huge nerd like that!) I'm glad you noticed that! And as far as "how our boys get out of this one"...*big grin* Boys will be boys! (Aren't we glad? LOL) Thanks!

Roozette Happy Valentine's Day to you, love! And I giggled SO hard when Draco began to unintentionally lecture Ron (showing his 'Hermione-ness' without realizing it) and yeah, when Ron realized that he and Harry had more in common in their choice of mates than he originally thought!

And yeah, I think Harry has made it clear enough to Ron that he is with Draco and nothing will change that...and remember, Ron went through some revelations of his own (what with Seamus and all) plus the fact that he realized he missed Harry too much and that letting Harry's sexual orientation come between them was one of the stupidest things he'd ever done...remember when Ron and Harry got in that big fight in DH and he left? It was kind of one of 'those' type of moments...only in DH, Ron came back after a few weeks or a month...but this time, it took the better part of a year...

LMAO This is what I read: "Harry should take over the world with motorcycle-riding demon monkeys" *grin*

Well, not the entire WING of the plane...(that would've ripped a hole in the side and probably sucked a bunch of Muggles out into certain death...and then Harry would've felt even worse...and I couldn't do THAT to him!) He tried to repair the malfunctioning engine that was attached below the wing (the big-ass-fucking one) and THAT's what broke off to go float in the Atlantic. The wing is still there, minus the engine beneath it. (Just to clarify...)

"Did they piss you off in a past life?" No *hangs head* we always hurt the ones we love. And I love Harry and Draco an awful lot.

And LMAO NICE DREAM!!! Why didn't I think of that? Ha! See, I KNEW someone would come up with a much simpler plan than the one that popped out at me! I love it! Thanks!

Lilith Thanks! I'm so glad you thought their actions represented them well as far as being "in character" and everything!

paigeey07 If by "more" you mean "a resolution to this situation"...sorry, that will be coming soon! But if you don't mind a little hot make up sex (that I THOUGHT was going to wait until England but apparently not!) then enjoy! *wink*