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By: Emptyinside
folder Harry Potter › Slash - Male/Male › Harry/Voldemort
Rating: Adult ++
Chapters: 13
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Pranks and Pregnancy

Fred and George were ecstatic. There was a death eater meeting! They had their pranks ready and their robes and masks on. Grinning to one another, they concentrated on their marks and apparated to the Dark Lord¡¦s manor somewhere in the middle of nowhere.

Most of the death eaters were already there when they arrived. Popping signaled the arrival of others after the Weasley twins arrived and soon everybody was there. Unbeknownst to the death eaters they were about to get a surprise. Fred and George grinned evily behind their masks while secretly setting up pranks.

¡§Hello my death eatersss,¡¨ came the hissing voice of the Dark Lord from his throne. ¡§Reports?¡¨

A death eaters stepped forward. ¡§Alice and Frank Longbottom were successfully killed last night. No one was any wiser until morning,¡¨ came the voice of Lucius Malfoy.

¡§Very good Luciusss. You shall be rewarded,¡¨ the Dark Lord said.

¡§Thank you milord,¡¨ Lucius mumbled before sitting back down.

Several more reports were made but none of any interest to the twins. Half an hour later the last report was made and the Dark Lord was about to dismiss them all. Before he could though, Fred pressed a button that triggered the pranks. Bellatrix ended up with grey hair and started shrieking. The Lestrange brothers ended up as muggle clowns and Lucius had pink hair. Thanks to their Transformation Tablets, Fred and George had fun at their first official meeting.

Tom was also laughing. On the inside of course, because dark lords don¡¦t laugh at pranks. He dismissed them all except Fred and George. Still grinning from behind their masks, the twins stepped up to the Dark Lord.

¡§Do those things where off?¡¨ the Dark Lord demanded.

¡§No,¡¨ George said.

¡§There¡¦s a spell they have to use,¡¨ Fred said.

¡§We were about to give it to them but they can wait until the next meeting,¡¨ George concluded.

Voldemort sighed and told them to go away. Those boys are going to be a big pain in the arse from now on, he knew. Getting up, Voldemort went to go take some Advil before going to bed. He was tired and now had a terrible headache.

To Harry¡K

Harry was getting ready to practice his singing. First, he did warm-ups to check his voice. Once satisfied that he was good enough to sing he began. The song was picked out and he felt it was a good song to send a message to Dumbledick.

After singing it several times Harry stopped and went to dinner. Spotting Draco, he went to go sit in between him and Ellie, who was happily munching away on a chicken leg. Ellie smiled at him and said ¡¥hi¡¦ in between bites. Draco smiled and went back to eating his salad.

¡§How¡¦s the song going Harry?¡¨ Ellie asked after finishing the chicken.

¡§It¡¦s going good. You think Dumbledore will get it?¡¨ Harry asked, beginning to eat his mashed potatoes.

¡§Well, he¡¦s supposed to be smart. He should get it,¡¨ Draco cut in.

¡§Yeah¡K¡¨ Harry trailed off.

They ate in silence for the next twenty minutes. When they were done they all went to the Slytherin common room, even Harry who forgot that he was supposed to go to the Gryffindor common room.

¡§G¡¦night Harry, Draco,¡¨ Ellie said, stifling a yawn as she went to her dormitory.

¡§Goodnight,¡¨ Draco and Harry said at the same time.

The two walked into the dormitory and were about to change when Harry remember that he wasn¡¦t a Slytherin.

¡§Oops,¡¨ Harry said.

¡§What?¡¨ Draco asked as he changed into pajamas.

¡§I¡¦m in the wrong dormitory,¡¨ Harry said.

¡§Oh. Well, you can wear some of my clothes and stay here tonight. It¡¦s a tight squeeze but you should be skinny enough to fit in my bed with me,¡¨ Draco said, laying in his bed.

Draco slid over to allow room for Harry to fit. After changing to some slightly to big dark green pajamas he got into bed. As uncomfortable as it was for him to be in bed with someone other then his mate, he ignored it and went to sleep quickly.

With Ron¡K

Oh shit! Where the fuck was Potter? It¡¦s nearly midnight and the savior had yet to show and Ron was panicking. He was about to go to Dumbledore about this, and the headmaster would not be pleased as he was supposed to make sure Potter was in Gryffindor territory after dinner unless they all went on some wild adventure designed by said headmaster.

Running from his room, Ron made his way to Dumbledore¡¦s office to tell the headmaster about this. Why o why did Potter have to keep disappearing? It wasn¡¦t fair! It only made his and ¡¥Mione¡¦s job harder. And to top this missing Potter thing, ¡¥Mione was mad at him for some reason and she wouldn¡¦t tell him why. This year was going terribly.

¡§Professor Dumbledore! Potter¡¦s gone missing again!¡¨ Ron gasped as he ran into the headmaster¡¦s office.

¡§Calm down and tell me what happened,¡¨ Dumbledore said kindly, though inside he was furious. Potter had disappeared again. Weasley better have a good explanation.

¡§Well, he went with Malfoy and Riddle after dinner and never showed up for bed,¡¨ Ron said after a moment, breathing finally steady.

Dumbledore just wanted to hit the boy for his stupidity. Obviously the boy was still with those Slytherins, most likely with his beloved Draco Malfoy. He¡¦d send Snape after Potter as soon as he got rid of this idiotic redhead. Apparently it¡¦s not just the blondes that are dumb.

After thanking Mr. Weasley Dumbledore called for Snape. While sucking on a lemon drop, he told Snape to go see if Potter was in the Slytherin dorms. If he was he should be sent back to the Gryffindor dorms immediately, no questions asked. If Potter did ask questions then Snape should tell him a rule about sleeping in the dorms of other houses or make one up if he didn¡¦t know one.

With that, Snape went to go look for Potter. But when he found him, not even he had the heart to wake the boy up. In Draco¡¦s bed was Potter and Malfoy curled up in each other¡¦s arms. Their faces looked almost angelic and happy as they slept in each other¡¦s arms. Both were smiling. Snape left and told Dumbledore Potter was already heading back to his own dorms.

The next day Harry awoke from a most delightful dream. He and Tom were doing rather naughty things to each other. Of course, when he awoke he found himself a bit of a sticky mess. Casting a wandless cleaning charm, he got up and went to take a quick shower. Draco woke up several minutes later with the same dilemma, though his dream about a mysterious girl with red eyes.

Draco transfigured Harry some clothes before getting into the shower; all the seventh year male Slytherins shared a bathroom, which had several shower stalls. Draco got out about ten minutes after Harry, who was sitting on the blonde¡¦s bed waiting for him to hurry up and get out so they could go eat breakfast. When they went to the Great Hall neither talked for both were too tired this early in the morning; it was six thirty A.M.

Harry didn¡¦t pay any attention to his schoolwork. His mind was on the talent show. Surely he would suck and Tom wouldn¡¦t like him anymore because he was a freak without talent. Surely-

Shaking his head to rid himself of such negative thoughts, Harry tried to think of something more positive, like¡K how he would eventually be with Tom.

Finally, after what felt like a century, classes were over. He couldn¡¦t wait until the talent show, yet that was one of the things that he was really worried about. He really had to stop thinking like this before he became emo or something, and cutting wasn¡¦t really something he wanted he wanted to do in his free time.

Draco, on the other hand, was getting frustrated over not finding his mate. Screw the talent show; he didn¡¦t have to perform for it, just show his drawing which was now complete. Doesn¡¦t anybody in the retched school sing? Or is his mate older and already graduated? Madness was slowly but surely going to take him before he ever got near his mate!

With the Weasley Twins¡K

Fred and George had heard that Harry was doing something from the talent show. They paid a little visit to Voldie that morning and asked about their scar-headed friend. And they honestly couldn¡¦t wait to hear Harry sing; they¡¦d never imagined Harry singing. It was just so¡K odd.

They had also told their family. Their mum and dad were coming to watch Harry and so was Bill and Charlie, the only other two in the family not in on the whole ¡¥manipulate Harry¡¦ thing. Fred and George asked them about joining Voldie, but they said they would remain neutral.

So, with nothing else to do, Fred and George were joking around with Mad-Eye Moody at headquarters. The ex-auror decided to drop in and the twins were happy to entertain a guest. Okay, they were discussing pranks to pull on people. Not really a subject Moody was real knowledgeable about.

¡§I¡¦m thinking dying somebody¡¦s skin bright green,¡¨ said George.

¡§Yeah, that would be good for the transformation tablets,¡¨ stated Fred, nodding his head.

¡§Just what the hell are transformation tablets?¡¨ Moody asked.

¡§They¡¦re little tablets that explode-¡§ started Fred.

¡§And change something about the person they explode on,¡¨ finished George.

¡§Like turning somebody¡¦s hair pink-¡§ started Fred.

¡§Or turning somebody into a pig,¡¨ finished George.

¡§How do they change back?¡¨ Moody asked.

¡§There¡¦s a spell,¡¨ said George.

¡§It¡¦s on the back of the package but it¡¦s always the same,¡¨ said Fred.

¡§Genius,¡¨ Moody muttered, truly amazed by the boys invention.

The twins grinned at the compliment and got back to talking with Moody. Moody suggested some pranks but the twins thought they were too amateur. Eventually they came up with prank posters that shout profanities at passer bys. Moody helped come up with that one actually. They were sure that the profanity posters and the transformation tablets would be a hit when they got them in the shop.

With Granger and Weasley¡K

¡§Come on ¡¥Mione, what¡¦d I do?¡¨ Ron pleaded with his girlfriend.

Hermione stayed quiet, causing Ron to grovel and plead more. After about fifteen minutes of the pleading and declarations of love, she couldn¡¦t take it anymore.

¡§You know very well what you did Ronald Bilius Weasley! You were making out with Lavender Brown in the middle of the common room!¡¨ Hermione ranted, tears leaking from the corners of her eyes.

¡§What?! Why the hell would I make out with Lavender?¡¨ Ron asked disbelieving.

¡§I don¡¦t know!¡¨ Hermione wailed. ¡§I saw you kissing her though.¡¨

¡§Wow! Something the know-it-all Granger doesn¡¦t know,¡¨ Ron snapped.

¡§You were cheating on me weren¡¦t you?! Couldn¡¦t get enough from me that you had to go after that slut! Do you not even care that I¡¦m pregnant with you baby?¡¨ Hermione screeched.

Ron stood there dumbstruck. ¡§W-what? Pr-pregnant? How?¡¨

Hermione sneered, the tears coming down faster. ¡§Surely you¡¦re smart enough to know how babies are made,¡¨ she spat before storming off.

Under an invisibility cloak was Crabbe and Ellie, both grinning. Gotcha, they both thought.

As quiet as they could, Ellie and Crabbe left the Gryffindor common room. All that red and gold was just to much for their eyes. Besides, who knows if being a Gryffindor is contagious.


A/N: Yeah¡K I¡¦m pretty pleased with this chapter. A bit of drama going on. Oh, and sorry about not posting this sooner; my internet was messed up. About those votes¡K I¡¦m going to put a poll on my profile. I find that easier then counting by reviews. Sorry if that is inconvenient to you. Anyway, hope you like this so far. Thanks my wonderfully fantastic readers!

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