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Harry Potter › Slash - Male/Male › Harry/Draco
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
20
Views:
2,323
Reviews:
10
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Mattress
13 Mattress
Pairing: H/D
Rated: PG
Words: 181
Disclaimer: I don’t own these characters. Nor do I own Monty Python!
Notes: not only is this HP, but it’s an ode to Monty Python’s Flying Circus. I couldn’t help myself. ^_^
“Hello,” said Harry. “We’d like to look at the dog kennels.”
“Those are on the second floor,” said the salesman.
“Not those kind. You know, ‘dog kennels’,” he nodded at the mattresses.
“Mattress?”
“Yes!”
“If you wanted a mattress, why not say so?”
“Er, well, the owner said…”
“Now what’s he been telling you two gentlemen?”
“Well,” said Draco, “he said we should say dog kennels instead of mattresses.”
The salesman put a bucket on his head.
“Crap.”
“Bloody marvelous!” cried the owner. “I told you two not to say mattress.”
“I’m not coming out,” said the salesman.
“But…”
“Now I have to get into the fish tank and sing.”
Harry and Draco exchanged looks.
When the owner finished, he said, “Now remember, don’t say… you know.”
“Right,” said Harry.
“Hello,” said the salesman again. “May I help you?”
“We want a dog kennel.”
“Yes, second floor…”
“No, you twit, THOSE!” Draco gestured wildly at the mattresses.
“Then why don’t you say ‘mattress’?”
“Because you put a bucket over your head last time we said mattress—oh, crap.”
“Nice going, Malfoy.”
Pairing: H/D
Rated: PG
Words: 181
Disclaimer: I don’t own these characters. Nor do I own Monty Python!
Notes: not only is this HP, but it’s an ode to Monty Python’s Flying Circus. I couldn’t help myself. ^_^
“Hello,” said Harry. “We’d like to look at the dog kennels.”
“Those are on the second floor,” said the salesman.
“Not those kind. You know, ‘dog kennels’,” he nodded at the mattresses.
“Mattress?”
“Yes!”
“If you wanted a mattress, why not say so?”
“Er, well, the owner said…”
“Now what’s he been telling you two gentlemen?”
“Well,” said Draco, “he said we should say dog kennels instead of mattresses.”
The salesman put a bucket on his head.
“Crap.”
“Bloody marvelous!” cried the owner. “I told you two not to say mattress.”
“I’m not coming out,” said the salesman.
“But…”
“Now I have to get into the fish tank and sing.”
Harry and Draco exchanged looks.
When the owner finished, he said, “Now remember, don’t say… you know.”
“Right,” said Harry.
“Hello,” said the salesman again. “May I help you?”
“We want a dog kennel.”
“Yes, second floor…”
“No, you twit, THOSE!” Draco gestured wildly at the mattresses.
“Then why don’t you say ‘mattress’?”
“Because you put a bucket over your head last time we said mattress—oh, crap.”
“Nice going, Malfoy.”