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Giving A Fuck
I think you know by now that we do not own Harry Potter.
Chapter 13
Giving A Fuck
Draco was still fuming when Hermione entered the common room bearing breakfast.
“Draco?” She approached him cautiously. He looked like a rabid animal.
“Do you know what she just did??” He cried. “Do you know?”
Hermione looked at him wide-eyed.
“Umm....no, as a matter of fact I don’t....”
“What\'s he talking about?” Hermione thought.
He spilled the whole story to her. She was trying desperately to repress her giggles.
“So you just turned over and BAM! There\'s Pansy?” Hermione asked.
“Yea.” He answered, shoving a piece of toast into his mouth. “I mean, you understand why I got so upset, right? I mean, that\'s just fucking creepy!”
“Yea,” Hermione replied. “Like ‘Fatal Attraction’ creepy.”
“What\'s ‘Fatal Attraction’?” He asked through his food.
“Never mind.” She said.
“So you like, literally threw her out of the common room??”
“Yea and lots of people saw. Me in my underwear, screaming at Pansy and proclaiming my love for you.”
Hermione’s raised an eyebrow.
“Come again?” She said.
“Yea, I didn’t mean to. I was just yelling at Pansy. Didn’t particularly occur to me that there were other people in the hall.” He said.
“Oh naturally,” Hermione laughed. “Its a hall, why would there be other people in it?”
“Poor Pansy,” she said. “She just walks into a room and pisses people off. She doesn’t even have to speak.”
“Yea, speaking just makes it worse.” he replied.
“Oh yeah, by the way, you know Halloween is coming up right?” Hermione asked.
“Yea, so?”
“So, we’re supposed to do something as a project.”
“Oh....hmm....well we could always do a dance. That seems to be the standard answer to every holiday.” he said.
“Well, we could always make it a costume ball. Everyone dress up as something creepy and dance the night away.” she said.
“Sounds good to me.” he responded.
“So........” Hermione began. “Any thoughts on who you’re taking?”
“Oh well, naturally, Pansy!” Draco declared.
Hermione’s face fell.
He laughed and threw a piece of toast at her head.
“For someone so smart, you can be awfully dense.”
There was a knock on the common room door.
“Please don’t be Pansy, please don’t be Pansy...” Draco was muttering as he headed toward the portrait hole.
“Oh better! Its the Boy-Who-Just-Won’t-Die and his boyfriend.” Draco turned and walked away, leaving Harry and Ron to let themselves in.
“I’ve already had to deal with Pansy, I’m not in the mood for them right now...” he thought.
“I’m going to go get dressed, ok?” he asked, putting a hand on Hermione’s shoulder and smiling lightly.
“Umm....okay.” Hermione tried to avoid the curious looks she received from her friends.
Draco disappeared into his room and shut the door.
“Ok, so why is he half-naked again?” Harry asked, scratching his head.
“Umm...it’s Drac-um...er...Malfoy, who knows, right?” She responded, still avoiding their gaze.
“Yea, who knows? We also heard that he practically ripped Pansy a new asshole in front of half the students in the hallway this morning. What was that all about?” Ron asked.
“I don’t know, I was in the Great Hall getting food, remember?” Hermione lied.
Harry sat down at the table where she and Draco had been working earlier. “So!” he began “A Halloween Ball?”
“Yep! So be prepared for it. Any thoughts on who you’re going to ask?” Hermione prodded.
\"Are you and Harry going together, Ron?\" Draco called from his room. \"You make such a lovely couple!\"
Hermione shot a dirty look toward the door.
“Oh, probably Ginny.” he replied, ignoring Draco\'s rude comment.
Hermione noticed that Ron was glowing an unnatural shade of red.
“Umm...what about you Ron?” Hermione asked.
“Please don’t ask me! Please don’t ask me!” she chanted in her head.
“I....well...I....um....was wondering......” he began, but was interrupted by Draco poking his head out the portrait door and finishing his sentence.
“....if she knew any available girls? Well, I hear Pansy’s free. She\'s ok as long as you don’t let her speak and she puts out pretty easy too so you’re sure to have a good time!” He announced.
Ron’s shade of red deepened.
“Yea!” Hermione seconded the idea. “Pansy needs someone! Poor thing, she\'s been a mess lately and you\'re such a great guy Ron!”
“Well, actually, I was um....hoping...that....maybe.....you would possibly consider.....” he began again only to be interrupted by Draco again.
“......dance once or twice with you while we’re there? Well, sure, I think I could spare her for a few minutes. I mean, who\'s ever accused me of being selfish?” He wrapped his arms around Hermione’s waist, much to the shock of the two boys....and Hermione as well.
“You’re going with Malfoy?” Ron cried.
“Well....um....yes, it seems that I am. Well, you know we’re head boy and girl and we’ve got to plan it and everything so yea....that\'s....mhmm....” Hermione trailed off.
“Oh don’t pretend that\'s the only reason!” Draco gave her smack on the behind. “We made out quite profusely last night and she decided that maybe she’d like to try in costumes and well....”
He was cut off by Hermione.
“Well, ok, Harry, Ron, lovely to see you, come by again soon, but not too soon don’t want too much of a good thing...” Hermione pushed them out the door. “Bye!” She called cheerily before slamming the door in their stunned faces.
“What the hell?!?” Hermione cried “Why did you tell them all that?!?”
Draco laughed. “Well, because the look on your face, and theirs for that matter, was priceless and I’ve already screamed it in the hallway so 90% of the world knows about it. It won’t be long before the other 10% find out too. Why, you don’t want to go with me?” Draco asked pouting.
Hermione opened her mouth to reply, but was interrupted.
“Of course you do!” Draco cried with a smile. “So it’s settled. We’ll go together....Should we go matching? And I’m coming with you to pick out your dress. I mean, have you ever looked in a mirror and seen some of the things you leave the common room in? Gag!”
Hermione stood there, giving him the stink eye, but he didn’t seem to notice. He was already off planning his costume and seemingly, hers as well.
A/N: Ok, the really good stuff is going to happen next chapter lol I know we always say that, but this time we mean it! And The Christmas chapter is going to be hilarious! We can’t wait to get to it! Please come back! :o)
Chapter 13
Giving A Fuck
Draco was still fuming when Hermione entered the common room bearing breakfast.
“Draco?” She approached him cautiously. He looked like a rabid animal.
“Do you know what she just did??” He cried. “Do you know?”
Hermione looked at him wide-eyed.
“Umm....no, as a matter of fact I don’t....”
“What\'s he talking about?” Hermione thought.
He spilled the whole story to her. She was trying desperately to repress her giggles.
“So you just turned over and BAM! There\'s Pansy?” Hermione asked.
“Yea.” He answered, shoving a piece of toast into his mouth. “I mean, you understand why I got so upset, right? I mean, that\'s just fucking creepy!”
“Yea,” Hermione replied. “Like ‘Fatal Attraction’ creepy.”
“What\'s ‘Fatal Attraction’?” He asked through his food.
“Never mind.” She said.
“So you like, literally threw her out of the common room??”
“Yea and lots of people saw. Me in my underwear, screaming at Pansy and proclaiming my love for you.”
Hermione’s raised an eyebrow.
“Come again?” She said.
“Yea, I didn’t mean to. I was just yelling at Pansy. Didn’t particularly occur to me that there were other people in the hall.” He said.
“Oh naturally,” Hermione laughed. “Its a hall, why would there be other people in it?”
“Poor Pansy,” she said. “She just walks into a room and pisses people off. She doesn’t even have to speak.”
“Yea, speaking just makes it worse.” he replied.
“Oh yeah, by the way, you know Halloween is coming up right?” Hermione asked.
“Yea, so?”
“So, we’re supposed to do something as a project.”
“Oh....hmm....well we could always do a dance. That seems to be the standard answer to every holiday.” he said.
“Well, we could always make it a costume ball. Everyone dress up as something creepy and dance the night away.” she said.
“Sounds good to me.” he responded.
“So........” Hermione began. “Any thoughts on who you’re taking?”
“Oh well, naturally, Pansy!” Draco declared.
Hermione’s face fell.
He laughed and threw a piece of toast at her head.
“For someone so smart, you can be awfully dense.”
There was a knock on the common room door.
“Please don’t be Pansy, please don’t be Pansy...” Draco was muttering as he headed toward the portrait hole.
“Oh better! Its the Boy-Who-Just-Won’t-Die and his boyfriend.” Draco turned and walked away, leaving Harry and Ron to let themselves in.
“I’ve already had to deal with Pansy, I’m not in the mood for them right now...” he thought.
“I’m going to go get dressed, ok?” he asked, putting a hand on Hermione’s shoulder and smiling lightly.
“Umm....okay.” Hermione tried to avoid the curious looks she received from her friends.
Draco disappeared into his room and shut the door.
“Ok, so why is he half-naked again?” Harry asked, scratching his head.
“Umm...it’s Drac-um...er...Malfoy, who knows, right?” She responded, still avoiding their gaze.
“Yea, who knows? We also heard that he practically ripped Pansy a new asshole in front of half the students in the hallway this morning. What was that all about?” Ron asked.
“I don’t know, I was in the Great Hall getting food, remember?” Hermione lied.
Harry sat down at the table where she and Draco had been working earlier. “So!” he began “A Halloween Ball?”
“Yep! So be prepared for it. Any thoughts on who you’re going to ask?” Hermione prodded.
\"Are you and Harry going together, Ron?\" Draco called from his room. \"You make such a lovely couple!\"
Hermione shot a dirty look toward the door.
“Oh, probably Ginny.” he replied, ignoring Draco\'s rude comment.
Hermione noticed that Ron was glowing an unnatural shade of red.
“Umm...what about you Ron?” Hermione asked.
“Please don’t ask me! Please don’t ask me!” she chanted in her head.
“I....well...I....um....was wondering......” he began, but was interrupted by Draco poking his head out the portrait door and finishing his sentence.
“....if she knew any available girls? Well, I hear Pansy’s free. She\'s ok as long as you don’t let her speak and she puts out pretty easy too so you’re sure to have a good time!” He announced.
Ron’s shade of red deepened.
“Yea!” Hermione seconded the idea. “Pansy needs someone! Poor thing, she\'s been a mess lately and you\'re such a great guy Ron!”
“Well, actually, I was um....hoping...that....maybe.....you would possibly consider.....” he began again only to be interrupted by Draco again.
“......dance once or twice with you while we’re there? Well, sure, I think I could spare her for a few minutes. I mean, who\'s ever accused me of being selfish?” He wrapped his arms around Hermione’s waist, much to the shock of the two boys....and Hermione as well.
“You’re going with Malfoy?” Ron cried.
“Well....um....yes, it seems that I am. Well, you know we’re head boy and girl and we’ve got to plan it and everything so yea....that\'s....mhmm....” Hermione trailed off.
“Oh don’t pretend that\'s the only reason!” Draco gave her smack on the behind. “We made out quite profusely last night and she decided that maybe she’d like to try in costumes and well....”
He was cut off by Hermione.
“Well, ok, Harry, Ron, lovely to see you, come by again soon, but not too soon don’t want too much of a good thing...” Hermione pushed them out the door. “Bye!” She called cheerily before slamming the door in their stunned faces.
“What the hell?!?” Hermione cried “Why did you tell them all that?!?”
Draco laughed. “Well, because the look on your face, and theirs for that matter, was priceless and I’ve already screamed it in the hallway so 90% of the world knows about it. It won’t be long before the other 10% find out too. Why, you don’t want to go with me?” Draco asked pouting.
Hermione opened her mouth to reply, but was interrupted.
“Of course you do!” Draco cried with a smile. “So it’s settled. We’ll go together....Should we go matching? And I’m coming with you to pick out your dress. I mean, have you ever looked in a mirror and seen some of the things you leave the common room in? Gag!”
Hermione stood there, giving him the stink eye, but he didn’t seem to notice. He was already off planning his costume and seemingly, hers as well.
A/N: Ok, the really good stuff is going to happen next chapter lol I know we always say that, but this time we mean it! And The Christmas chapter is going to be hilarious! We can’t wait to get to it! Please come back! :o)