50 Prompt Stories (Table B)
Prompt 12: Dispose
-Dispose-
Categories: Harry Potter, The Avengers
Pairing: Loki/Harry, Tony/Bruce
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, The Avengers, or any of the characters associated with the books, movies, or comics and I never have and I never will make any money from the writing of this story.
Prompt: Prompt Table B: 50 Prompts. Prompt 12: Dispose
-Dispose-
Standing in the doorway to his dad's, his adopted dad's, lab, Harry watched as Hulk towered over Loki, pressing a green finger into the god's chest, voice rumbling as he lectured the god.
“If puny god hurt Banner son, hurt Hulk son, Hulk dispose of puny god. Hulk smash puny god more than before.” Hulk warned, poking the god in the chest with his large green finger.
Raising an eyebrow, Loki said, “I don't plan on hurting him.”
“Now that that's settled Thor is looking for his brother.” Harry said, stepping into the room, causing the two to turn towards him, both looking slightly guilty.
Straightening his clothes, Loki walked by Hulk and headed towards the door, stopping only to press a quick kiss to Harry's lips before Hulk's rumbling growl made him keep moving.
Laughing, Harry turned to the green figure and said, “Are you going to threaten him every week?”
“Hulk just reminding puny god what will happen.” Hulk said, walking over to Harry, scooping him up and softly squeezing him in a hug.
“I love you too big guy. Thanks for looking out for me.”
“Hulk and Banner always look out for son. Always protect and dispose of threats like snake-man.”
“I know big guy. Now is other dad ready to come out or are you still angry?”
“Not angry just want to warn puny god. Hulk better at warning than Banner.”
Laughing, Harry wrapped his arms around Hulk and said, “Yeah you are, big guy, but do you think you can let other dad out now? He isn't getting out of his date with Tony just because it happened to be 'threaten Loki time'.”
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