Some jokes just aren't funny..
folder
Harry Potter › Slash - Male/Male › Harry/Draco
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
17
Views:
29,451
Reviews:
96
Recommended:
2
Currently Reading:
1
Category:
Harry Potter › Slash - Male/Male › Harry/Draco
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
17
Views:
29,451
Reviews:
96
Recommended:
2
Currently Reading:
1
Disclaimer:
I do not own Harry Potter or the characters, and I do not make any money from these writings.
chapter 12
.
I know that I haven't updated for a while, but I thought that I would give you two chapters instead. Hope you like them, enjoy!
Chapter 12
“Oh, Draco!”
“You like that?”
“Oh yes! Harder!”
“Like this?”
“Yes!”
“Papa, when you’ve groomed Mama, can you groom me too?”
Draco looked down at Castor, nodded and then started to groom Harry again. Castor and Elpis were playing Get the Rat, a very simple game. They caught a rat, killed it and then the other had to take it from the one who killed it. Right now Elpis was running around with the rat in his mouth and Castor was running after him.
“Yo hjust wanna hav the raut!” Elpis jumped away from Castor and ran to hide behind his parents.
“No fair! You can’t hide behind Mama and Papa!” Draco snickered but stopped when a glare came from Harry. Harry had done his best to get his sons to call him daddy to no vain. They kept calling him Mama and Harry suspected that it was because a certain “Papa” told them to do that…
“Yhes yo kan! No roules!” Elpis peeked out from behind Harry but quickly hid again when he saw Castor’s glare.
Castor then smirked and started to climb on top of his mother. Elpis looked out again, but when he didn’t see Castor he frowned. He took one step out from his hideout. Then another. And then Castor jumped down, landing right on top of him. They growled and chattered angrily at each other while they tried to grab the rat. Suddenly Draco shot his head out and grabbed the rat.
“Hey! Dad that’s not fair!”
“Yeah! You can’t just take the rat! It’s our game!”
Draco just smirked and then threw the rat way into the forest. Elpis looked at their father, then the forest and smirked.
“Come on Castor! Let’s go!”
Castor looked at his brother but when he saw the smirk he smirked up at his parents and then they ran into the forest. Harry looked at his sons running away and then looked up at Draco. Draco saw his frown.
“What?”
“Why did you throw it away? It will take hours for them to find.”
“Just as I wanted.” Harry gulped when he saw Draco stare at him and then groaned when Draco quickly climbed on top of him. Draco started to hump him while he gave him small nibbles and licks.
“Are you in a hurry?”
“Well, you don’t want our sons to come back seeing us doing this?”
He felt how excited Harry had become and slowly started to push inside. Harry moaned and pushed back against Draco. They were too caught up in their love-making that they didn’t see their sons stand there, staring at them. Elpis quickly hid behind a bush and pulled Castor with him. They lay there and watched them, not really knowing what they did.
“Elpis, are Dad hurting Mama?”
“I don’t know. Maybe he’s grooming him?”
“Nah… He’s never done it like that before.”
“Oh Draco!”
“Harder?”
“Yes! Harder!”
The twins looked at each other and then they shrugged and walked up to their parents.
“Dad, Mama.”
The two adults froze and turned to look at their children.
“What are you doing?”
Draco looked down at Harry and then sighed.
“Mama had this really big tick that I tried to take off.”
“Wow! Can we help?!”
“NO!”
All three jumped when Harry growled and then he stood up, making Draco fall off. Harry then glared at Draco and started to walk towards Hagrid’s cottage.
“Wa-wait Harry! You can’t just-”
“Oh I can Dad, I think that you’ll do fine without me.”
With that Harry left that horny stupid hippogriff with his sons.
……
“Are you serious Severus? You found a cure?”
“Yes I did headmaster. It’s simple really. I found this potion that can revert back any potion. It takes four days to make.”
“That’s splendid!”
“Yes McGonagall, that’s very good news.”
The headmaster stood up and looked at Lucius, Severus and Minerva.
“Well, let’s get started.”
Severus quickly left and walked (okay, more like ran) to his personal chamber and ripped the door open. Ron was sitting on the couch, playing chess with George while Fred was half lying in a chair and slept.
“What are you two doing here?”
The twins looked up and smirked when they saw their dear potions teacher.
“We were just keeping little Ronny here company.”
“Yeah, the poor boy told us that he was sexually frustrated and-”
“What?!”
“Oh, little brother don’t be shy.”
“Cut it out! I never said that.”
“Oh he did?” Three red heads turned and saw the smirk Severus was wearing. The twins quickly stood up and walked past the teacher. Before George had walked past him he threw him a small bottle and winked at him.
“Have fun you two!” With that George closed the door and left two very embarrassed people behind…
Severus then slowly walked up to Ron and sat down next to him on the couch. And hugged him. Ron tensed when he felt the arms circle him but then started to relax and snuggle closer to that big, hard, wonderful chest.
“You know Ron, I don’t plan to have sex with you yet. I don’t want things to roll on too quickly. Okay?”
Ron nodded and felt himself relax more. Severus sighed and then lay down on the couch with Ron still in his arms. He turned him around so that Ron had his back against his chest. They just lay there, completely relaxed and comfortable.
-
I know that I haven't updated for a while, but I thought that I would give you two chapters instead. Hope you like them, enjoy!
Chapter 12
“Oh, Draco!”
“You like that?”
“Oh yes! Harder!”
“Like this?”
“Yes!”
“Papa, when you’ve groomed Mama, can you groom me too?”
Draco looked down at Castor, nodded and then started to groom Harry again. Castor and Elpis were playing Get the Rat, a very simple game. They caught a rat, killed it and then the other had to take it from the one who killed it. Right now Elpis was running around with the rat in his mouth and Castor was running after him.
“Yo hjust wanna hav the raut!” Elpis jumped away from Castor and ran to hide behind his parents.
“No fair! You can’t hide behind Mama and Papa!” Draco snickered but stopped when a glare came from Harry. Harry had done his best to get his sons to call him daddy to no vain. They kept calling him Mama and Harry suspected that it was because a certain “Papa” told them to do that…
“Yhes yo kan! No roules!” Elpis peeked out from behind Harry but quickly hid again when he saw Castor’s glare.
Castor then smirked and started to climb on top of his mother. Elpis looked out again, but when he didn’t see Castor he frowned. He took one step out from his hideout. Then another. And then Castor jumped down, landing right on top of him. They growled and chattered angrily at each other while they tried to grab the rat. Suddenly Draco shot his head out and grabbed the rat.
“Hey! Dad that’s not fair!”
“Yeah! You can’t just take the rat! It’s our game!”
Draco just smirked and then threw the rat way into the forest. Elpis looked at their father, then the forest and smirked.
“Come on Castor! Let’s go!”
Castor looked at his brother but when he saw the smirk he smirked up at his parents and then they ran into the forest. Harry looked at his sons running away and then looked up at Draco. Draco saw his frown.
“What?”
“Why did you throw it away? It will take hours for them to find.”
“Just as I wanted.” Harry gulped when he saw Draco stare at him and then groaned when Draco quickly climbed on top of him. Draco started to hump him while he gave him small nibbles and licks.
“Are you in a hurry?”
“Well, you don’t want our sons to come back seeing us doing this?”
He felt how excited Harry had become and slowly started to push inside. Harry moaned and pushed back against Draco. They were too caught up in their love-making that they didn’t see their sons stand there, staring at them. Elpis quickly hid behind a bush and pulled Castor with him. They lay there and watched them, not really knowing what they did.
“Elpis, are Dad hurting Mama?”
“I don’t know. Maybe he’s grooming him?”
“Nah… He’s never done it like that before.”
“Oh Draco!”
“Harder?”
“Yes! Harder!”
The twins looked at each other and then they shrugged and walked up to their parents.
“Dad, Mama.”
The two adults froze and turned to look at their children.
“What are you doing?”
Draco looked down at Harry and then sighed.
“Mama had this really big tick that I tried to take off.”
“Wow! Can we help?!”
“NO!”
All three jumped when Harry growled and then he stood up, making Draco fall off. Harry then glared at Draco and started to walk towards Hagrid’s cottage.
“Wa-wait Harry! You can’t just-”
“Oh I can Dad, I think that you’ll do fine without me.”
With that Harry left that horny stupid hippogriff with his sons.
……
“Are you serious Severus? You found a cure?”
“Yes I did headmaster. It’s simple really. I found this potion that can revert back any potion. It takes four days to make.”
“That’s splendid!”
“Yes McGonagall, that’s very good news.”
The headmaster stood up and looked at Lucius, Severus and Minerva.
“Well, let’s get started.”
Severus quickly left and walked (okay, more like ran) to his personal chamber and ripped the door open. Ron was sitting on the couch, playing chess with George while Fred was half lying in a chair and slept.
“What are you two doing here?”
The twins looked up and smirked when they saw their dear potions teacher.
“We were just keeping little Ronny here company.”
“Yeah, the poor boy told us that he was sexually frustrated and-”
“What?!”
“Oh, little brother don’t be shy.”
“Cut it out! I never said that.”
“Oh he did?” Three red heads turned and saw the smirk Severus was wearing. The twins quickly stood up and walked past the teacher. Before George had walked past him he threw him a small bottle and winked at him.
“Have fun you two!” With that George closed the door and left two very embarrassed people behind…
Severus then slowly walked up to Ron and sat down next to him on the couch. And hugged him. Ron tensed when he felt the arms circle him but then started to relax and snuggle closer to that big, hard, wonderful chest.
“You know Ron, I don’t plan to have sex with you yet. I don’t want things to roll on too quickly. Okay?”
Ron nodded and felt himself relax more. Severus sighed and then lay down on the couch with Ron still in his arms. He turned him around so that Ron had his back against his chest. They just lay there, completely relaxed and comfortable.
-