You Never Know

Ron had enjoyed a restful sleep and woke refreshed. He thought about treating Pansy to his morning wood but he thought otherwise. He didn’t know how she react to being probed first thing in the morning. He treated her to kisses along her neck and shoulder until she slowly woke up giggling and shifting to face him.



KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK



“Who can that be at 8 in the morning?” He asked looking at the clock.



“The only person who has ever come here that early has been……” Pansy froze.



“Has been who?” Ron asked.



“Allen.” She answered.



“Really?” Ron said smiling with maliciousness. “Let’s go see what he wants?”



“RON!” She cried when he jumped out of the bed and walked naked out of the room. She wrapped a sheet around her body and quickly followed him laughing.



“Good morning.” Ron said enthusiastically.



“Hel….oooooohhhhhh.” Allen looked to the side. “Sir, you have no clothes on!” He cried out.



“Well, I just got out of bed, and when a man is sleeping next to that lovely lady,” he gestured to Pansy, who was just behind him, hiding her laughter, “who wants to wear clothes.”



“I came over to talk to Pansy.” He said. His eyes darted downward for a brief moment, then looked away.



“Don’t act like you’re not impressed.” Ron said, bringing out more giggles from Pansy. “Pansy, darling.” He called over his shoulder.



“Yes, Ron.” She gave up trying to hide her laughs.



“There’s a gentleman to see you this morning.” Ron’s exaggerated politeness was unbearable and Pansy felt her sides splitting. She took the hand he held out and settled under his arm. He was standing tall and proud with an arm around her shoulder and his erection still at full mast. “Now, what can we do for you?” He asked, his smile never wavering.



“I would like to see Pansy alone.” He said, staring right into her eyes.



“I would too, but some shit-for-brains ex-boyfriend was knocking on the door this morning.” Ron said still not moving.



“Pansy, we need to talk.” He told her.



“I’ve said everything I need to say.” She said, then turned in Ron’s arms and wrapped an arm around his waist. “I’m going to take a shower.” She dashed down the hall.



“I’ll join you in just a moment.” Ron called after her, then turned back to Allen. “Now if you don’t mind, you have interrupted the foreplay, so good day sir.”



“Wait a minute, I…….” Ron slammed the door in his face and ran down the hall, where Pansy was turning on the water.



“You are unbelievable.” She said. “I can’t believe you answered the door naked.”



“I thought it was important to make a point.” He said, reaching in and tested the water.



“What are you doing?” She asked.



“Seeing if the water is warm enough.” He answered, taking in her expression. “I said I would join you.”



“I didn’t think you were serious.” She said.



“When it comes to being naked next to you, I am always serious.” He pulled the sheet from her body and lifted her giggling body into the shower with him. For Ron and Pansy, life was good.







The End





a/n: the line “don’t act like you’re not impressed” isn’t mine, I took it from the movie Anchorman. Someone also told me that the answering the door naked bit was in an Antonio Bendaras movie. I don’t know which one, but if it is then I cannot take credit for that one either apparently. I just thought it would be funny