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Category:
Harry Potter › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
23
Views:
6,626
Reviews:
49
Recommended:
1
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Creature!Fic Snarry
Creature!Fic Snarry
*Snape\'s Dungeons*
*Harry Potter enters with erection showing through his robes.*
“Potter, make yourself decent this instant!”
“Sir, I\'m a Creature!”
“Potter, this is hardly relevant to...”
*Harry kneels before Snape*
“You are my mate, Sir!”
*tender, sentimental look from Snape* “Awwwwww.”
“I want to bear your children, Sir!”
“Awwww....”
“I will be loyal and obedient to you for all eternity!”
“Awwwww!”
“I want to lick your feet and suck your toes...”
“Huh? What?”
“Please, Sir! Spank me, Sir! My Creature needs are manifesting themselves!”
*spank spank spank*
“Thanks, Sir. Gotta go now.”
“Wait... don\'t you need to move into my chambers? Bond with me in some sort of ridiculous old-fashioned ceremony? And if I am not mistaken, you will need to inform Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley of this, lose Weasley\'s friendship forever, while keeping the cautious support of your other best friend.”
“All excellent ideas, Sir. Noon tomorrow works for you?”
“It does. We should probably inform Remus and Sirius, too.”
“Agreed, Sir, might as well maximize the drama while the relationship is still tentative and unstable.”
“Good night, Potter... er... what should I be calling you by the way?”
“How about pet?”
“Hmmm. Sirius is going to kill me for this, right?”
“I don\'t think so, Sir. As long as he sees I\'m happy, he won\'t care that I\'m only 15 and being buggered by the man who\'d betrayed my parents to the Dark Lord.”
“I see your point.... say, Potter, I probably should have asked this sooner, but what sort of Creature are you anyway?”
“The worst kind, Sir.”
“Veela? Incubus? Vampire?”
“Male gay teenager, high on hormones, Sir.”
--- THE END----
*Snape\'s Dungeons*
*Harry Potter enters with erection showing through his robes.*
“Potter, make yourself decent this instant!”
“Sir, I\'m a Creature!”
“Potter, this is hardly relevant to...”
*Harry kneels before Snape*
“You are my mate, Sir!”
*tender, sentimental look from Snape* “Awwwwww.”
“I want to bear your children, Sir!”
“Awwww....”
“I will be loyal and obedient to you for all eternity!”
“Awwwww!”
“I want to lick your feet and suck your toes...”
“Huh? What?”
“Please, Sir! Spank me, Sir! My Creature needs are manifesting themselves!”
*spank spank spank*
“Thanks, Sir. Gotta go now.”
“Wait... don\'t you need to move into my chambers? Bond with me in some sort of ridiculous old-fashioned ceremony? And if I am not mistaken, you will need to inform Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley of this, lose Weasley\'s friendship forever, while keeping the cautious support of your other best friend.”
“All excellent ideas, Sir. Noon tomorrow works for you?”
“It does. We should probably inform Remus and Sirius, too.”
“Agreed, Sir, might as well maximize the drama while the relationship is still tentative and unstable.”
“Good night, Potter... er... what should I be calling you by the way?”
“How about pet?”
“Hmmm. Sirius is going to kill me for this, right?”
“I don\'t think so, Sir. As long as he sees I\'m happy, he won\'t care that I\'m only 15 and being buggered by the man who\'d betrayed my parents to the Dark Lord.”
“I see your point.... say, Potter, I probably should have asked this sooner, but what sort of Creature are you anyway?”
“The worst kind, Sir.”
“Veela? Incubus? Vampire?”
“Male gay teenager, high on hormones, Sir.”
--- THE END----