Snape Me
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Harry Potter › Het - Male/Female
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
12
Views:
2,102
Reviews:
9
Recommended:
0
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I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
A Close Call
Disclaimer: I do not own Snape, Hogwarts, Harry Potter, or any of the related stuff \'n things. The character of Adrian Maraschino and the plot of this fic are my own invention, however. I have no affiliation with J. K. Rowling or Warner Bros. (Or, haven\'t you heard, they\'re hiring amateur porn writers now!)
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Hogwarts, Slytherin Common Room. 11:10 p.m. November 3.
Fully aware that she was still under the effects of the Truth Serum, Adrian had hoped she could sneak up to her dormitory without anyone noticing her, but the instant she came into the common room, Pansy stepped out of the shadows, looking very tied and agitated.
“It was that long?” she inquired incredulously.
Adrian blinked in surprise. “What? Yeah, it was huge!” She suddenly realized what Pansy was talking about was not Snape’s package, but the detention. “Oh, no, I mean, it wasn’t that long.” Since Pansy’s question was so vague, she didn’t have to answer directly. “I was done with all the work in like an hour and a half.”
Pansy raised an eyebrow. “It started at seven... and it’s after eleven now. That’s more than an hour and a half.”
“Yes, yes it is! Splendid arithmetic, Pans!” She tilted her head. “But why do you care so much?”
Pansy closed her eyes and took a calming breath. “Because, earlier today you were begging me to help you with your Transfiguration homework, and I finally agreed to do it at ten-thirty, right here. I’ve been waiting for the past half hour. What were you doing at ten-thirty?”
There it was. A direct question. All Adrian could do was spit it out. “Waking up in Severus Snape’s bed.”
Pansy blinked. “I’m not in the mood for jokes right now. I’m tired, and annoyed, and I would have been asleep an hour ago if not for you. What were you doing at ten-thirty?”
“Um... Waking up in Severus Snape’s bed,” Adrian repeated helplessly.
After a split second pause, Pansy sighed and held up her hands. “You know what? Fine. Be that way. Why should I care if you flunk? You deserve it, depending on a third-year for homework help.” The corner of her lip curled in a slight sneer. “Sometimes I wonder why I’m even friends with you.” With that, she spun on her heel and stormed silently away to her dormitory.
Adrian watched her go, and then heaved an immense sigh. She was partly relieved, and partly upset. She didn’t want to explain the whole situation to Pansy right now, but she didn’t want to ruin their friendship either.
Anyway, she was too tired to worry. She made her way to her dormitory without further incident, changed into her nightclothes, and collapsed on her bed.
Her head was spinning.
She couldn’t stop thinking about Snape, and the vague orgasm memory, and this whole convoluted mess.
Life was going to be a bit different from now on, she suspected.
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Notes: Sorry the chapter\'s so short. The next one will be better, I promise. Thank you so much for your praise and ratings! It makes me feel all squishy inside. ^^ Give me more reviews! I eat them up like jelly donuts.
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Hogwarts, Slytherin Common Room. 11:10 p.m. November 3.
Fully aware that she was still under the effects of the Truth Serum, Adrian had hoped she could sneak up to her dormitory without anyone noticing her, but the instant she came into the common room, Pansy stepped out of the shadows, looking very tied and agitated.
“It was that long?” she inquired incredulously.
Adrian blinked in surprise. “What? Yeah, it was huge!” She suddenly realized what Pansy was talking about was not Snape’s package, but the detention. “Oh, no, I mean, it wasn’t that long.” Since Pansy’s question was so vague, she didn’t have to answer directly. “I was done with all the work in like an hour and a half.”
Pansy raised an eyebrow. “It started at seven... and it’s after eleven now. That’s more than an hour and a half.”
“Yes, yes it is! Splendid arithmetic, Pans!” She tilted her head. “But why do you care so much?”
Pansy closed her eyes and took a calming breath. “Because, earlier today you were begging me to help you with your Transfiguration homework, and I finally agreed to do it at ten-thirty, right here. I’ve been waiting for the past half hour. What were you doing at ten-thirty?”
There it was. A direct question. All Adrian could do was spit it out. “Waking up in Severus Snape’s bed.”
Pansy blinked. “I’m not in the mood for jokes right now. I’m tired, and annoyed, and I would have been asleep an hour ago if not for you. What were you doing at ten-thirty?”
“Um... Waking up in Severus Snape’s bed,” Adrian repeated helplessly.
After a split second pause, Pansy sighed and held up her hands. “You know what? Fine. Be that way. Why should I care if you flunk? You deserve it, depending on a third-year for homework help.” The corner of her lip curled in a slight sneer. “Sometimes I wonder why I’m even friends with you.” With that, she spun on her heel and stormed silently away to her dormitory.
Adrian watched her go, and then heaved an immense sigh. She was partly relieved, and partly upset. She didn’t want to explain the whole situation to Pansy right now, but she didn’t want to ruin their friendship either.
Anyway, she was too tired to worry. She made her way to her dormitory without further incident, changed into her nightclothes, and collapsed on her bed.
Her head was spinning.
She couldn’t stop thinking about Snape, and the vague orgasm memory, and this whole convoluted mess.
Life was going to be a bit different from now on, she suspected.
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Notes: Sorry the chapter\'s so short. The next one will be better, I promise. Thank you so much for your praise and ratings! It makes me feel all squishy inside. ^^ Give me more reviews! I eat them up like jelly donuts.