MST: Oh! You said Snape! I thought you said Snake!

>>He didn\'t even notice when the snake\'s head entered his tight opening.

Severus: How open are you to not notice a snake get in?!
Sirius: *wide-eyed* Why didn’t I ever join the death eaters?

>>It was when he felt the snake\'s tongue hissing against his anus that a last degree of sanity

Severus: Sanity?! Ah! That’s a first…
Lucius: **I could...WILL kill you* look to Severus*
Severus: What? You mad at me?
Lucius: Oh, no, not at all. I’m plotting your death, but in a happy way!

>>returned to him.

Severus: Well, I guess you wanna be awake for this…

>>He had to survive this, had to keep calm, keep control. Nagini\'s tongue hissed and moved against the muscles of his ass,

Lucius: I hope I bathed before this…
Severus: I sure hope so…
Sirius: *squicked* This just went to the “Turn-off Top Ten List”

>>not leaving any territory unchartered. Lucius felt the animal work its way upwards

Sirius: *to himself* Get to know the Dark Lord better, get to know the Dark Lord better, get…>>an>>and then gasped when the snake brushed against his prostrate.

Severus: This snake seems to know an awful lot how to please a man…
Sirius: Unlike some that…
Severus / Lucius: Will you cut it out?
Severus: Nothing, and I mean nothing, is going to happen here! Not here! Not now!
Sirius: *holds on to Lucius’ waist* Sanctuary, please give me sanctuary!
Lucius: *uncomfortable* I don’t know what’s between you two and I honestly don’t give a fuck about what you call it… but this sanctuary stuff… you’re not getting it from me! *moves away from Sirius*
Severus: *to Sirius* Are you attracted to blonds or to the fact that the lack of brain cells actually gives you a chance of getting some?
Sirius: Well, this could work as an advantage for him…
Severus: Oh, really?
Sirius: He’d be having his way with me! That’s a pretty fucking advantage if you ask me!
Lucius: *eyes widen* *shakes head – the upper one**to himself* I like women. I like women. I like women.
Sirius: Yeah, and I’m Peter Pan…

>>The snake tightened its muscles around his cock, making it jerk upwards.

Lucius: Words cannot express how much I hate…
Sirius: *interrupting* What? That this is only fictional?
Lucius: *embarrassed* This is not what it looks like. This could be something…
Severus: *interrupting* …worse?

>>Lucius tried resisting the snake\'s movements,

Sirius: *sarcastically, to himself* I bet you did!

>>boundound that the more he resisted, the harder his cock was pulled.

Sirius: *to Lucius* So, what’s up Luce? Been having sex? Been having sex with a snake?
Lucius: *killer looks at Sirius*
Sirius: It’s understandable. Nagini’s strong and mysterious and sort of slim but well-muscled…
Lucius: I’m not having sex with Nagini! *looks suspiciously at Sirius* But I’m starting to think you might be!

>>He finally gave up on moving, knowing that he was getting nowhere. He could only feel now as Nagini slipped more of its body into his tight hole. Every movement of Nagini could be felt by him, but as Nagini\'s head was moving against his prostate, he no longer cared anymore.

Severus: That’s playing hard to get! Go, you!
Lucius: I don’t care because I’ll discover that this is all an awful dream and soon wake up to find myself in my comfy bed…
Sirius: …with Avery caressing your back! *snickers*
Severus: *sniggers*
Lucius: *pouts*
Severus: *waves the fic at Lucius* Still a page to go…
Lucius: *evil at at Severus* Still a punch to go, if you don’t stop it!
Sirius: *mutters to Lucius* No…*shudder* … you don’t wanna do that…unless you’re into some way too weird stuff…

>>The pain of being stretched out by an animal, no less, was

Sirius: *as Sirius*…strangely pleasant!
Severus: *sniggers*
Lucius: *to Severus* You’re sniggering a lot!
Severus: I just happen to be having a happy party in my head, featuring you and Nagini and…
Lucius / Sirius: *blink, blink*
Severus: …and Voldemort just came in! How lucky am I? *sniggers at the happy thoughts*

>>soon forgotten as he was brought to orgasm again. He screamed out into the darkness, no longer making any sense, no longer caring who saw him or if anyone came to his rescue.

Sirius: This seems like a near death experience.
Severus: Did you see your life pass in front of your eyes?
Lucius: *visibly annoyed* Don’t know. Yours might go potion, potion, potion, almost got shagged, potion…

>>Inside of Lucius, Nagini let out a satisfied hiss.

Severus: You can be proud of yourself, Lucius. Now you really can say everyone’s welcome inside your manor.
Lucius: I aim to please!
Severus: She aimed…you pleased!
Sirius: *feeling a bit set aside* Hey, you two. Me. Here. Feeling Lonely.
Lucius: Me. Here. Not caring.
Severus: *to Sirius* Still want me to support him?
Sirius: *to Severus* I want you to support whomever is in need of support.
Severus: And since that usually means you…
Sirius: *nods* uh – uh!
Severus: I see…

>>Lucius awoke in a white satin-lined bed. The headboard was carved of ivory and the comforter smelled of washing detergent. The walls were a tanned color and on the side opposite, a window was open allowing the breeze to come inside and ruffle the drapes.

Sirius: *to Lucius* Now for real: why, pray, why are you complaining? Five words or less.
Lucius: Just… been… raped…you… bitch!
Sirius: Excuse my virginal state, but isn’t coming twice, like, GREAT?
Severus: No.

>>Voldemort peered down at him,

Sirius: No, really, Since when does that qualify as bad?!
Lucius: *weird look at Sirius* Have you heard anything prior to the description of the room?
Severus: *weird look at Lucius* Have you been here all fic?! If you had you’d know that Sirius’ saying that because of the rest of the fic!
Sirius: *grin**nod**grin*


>>his red eyes narrowed in what looked like concern. His expression changed vastly as he realized Lucius was awake.

Lucius: What?! Was I supposed to be asleep?
Sirius: He sure made you comfy and…
Severus: …and someone tucked you in…
Sirius: …or in you, either way! *sniggers*
Severus: *to Sirius* That’s mean… *smirk* Funny…*grin* but mean. *grin*

>>\"It\'s about time you got up,\" he said,

Severus: *as Lucius* But-but, master, I was *up* all night…

>>all emotion gone from his voice.

Sirius: As opposed to the emotion he had before…
Severus: *teacher mode* He’s a man of many emotions…
Lucius: So… he goes by many names?

>>\"I shouldn\'t have left you down there for so long.

Lucius: *yet again, to imaginary Voldemort* Thanks a lot! Noticing it now comforts the hell out of me!!

>>Nagini was hard to get out of you at that point.\"

Lucius: What?! Does that mean she wasn’t intending to go on in case Voldemort hadn’t got her off of me?!
Sirius: You animal magnet!!
Severus: You open window of opportunities!!

>>At this statement, everything came flooding back to Lucius. The snake, the sensations, the penetration.

Sirius: *dreamingly*…the longing for more…
Lucius: *looks at Sirius* No, that was just you, Sirius.
Sirius: Oh…

>He sat up quickly.

Severus: *to Lucius* Noticed some… back pain while doing so? *smirks*
Lucius: Hey, Severus, meet fic Lucind fnd fic Voldemort!
Sirius: While we’re at it, *to Lucius* why don’t you introduce us fic Nagini?
Severus: Introduce us… *laughs*
Lucius: Not. Funny.

>>\"You...\" \"Nagini is fine and I\'m glad to see that you are.\" Voldemort got up from the side of the bed. \"It had been my intention to place the snake in the cell with Pettigrew.

Severus /Sirius: *laugh**laugh**laugh*

>>As it was, Avery got the cells mixed up.

Severus /Sirius: *laugh**laugh**laugh*

>>A most vexing error.

Severus /Sirius: *laugh**laugh**laugh*

>>One that I shall have to talk to him about.

Lucius: Talk?! TALK?! Why won’t you, like – I don’t know – , KILL HIM?!

>>This simply cannot be allowed to happen.\"

Sirius: Yeah, the *killing* part would do the trick.
Severus: *nods*

>>Lucius couldn\'t speak, didn\'t want to say anything.

TBC