The Diaries of Hermione Granger and Severus Snape
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Severus: Entry 3
August 4
8:05 am
Today is the day. I shall be wearing my finest smirk today.
2:26 pm
Dear Morgana…that was the funniest thing I have ever seen.
He swished and flicked like Filibus Flitwick during a ridiculous charm’s
lesson. First time, I have had any desire to watch any type of “silly wand
waving” in years. She was completely embarrassed. That should be that, the fat
lady has belted her last note. ~Finis~
7:41 pm
Damn mutt has to stick his nose in other people’s business.
Thinks he’s Miss Bushy’s guardian now…He should be glad Dumbledore saved his
flea-bitten arse. I was ready to hex him into next week. I’m going to take a
nice, relaxing bath of chamomile oil and get some slumber.
August 5
11:39 am
I have spent the last few hours going over the ingredient
list needed for the first few weeks of school. Needless to say, KIA has left me
alone. I really am too good sometimes.
8:43 pm
An incredible dinner was served tonight. Headmaster
had the House Elves serve sea scallops seared in black truffle oil with a side
of sweetened wasabi and served over garlic creamed potatoes. It was incredible.
Dessert was a scrumptious marjolaine. Simply incredible… KIA kept to herself.
She has not even been sending me gazes of any sort. She speaks to the dog
beside her and leaves me the hell alone. Perfecto!
August 6
10:59 am
Headmaster has once again called me to his office. He wanted
to discuss my feelings of sharing my work space. I, of course, responded that I
saw no need. I was a Potion Master and did my job very well. I needed no help;
therefore, I need not share my space. Albus got an amused look on his face and
asked me if, as a Potion Master, I would not want to encourage a fellow potion
expert. My retort was simple and succinct. I knew of no one close by that
filled that position. Albus simply chuckled and said that HE did. I inquired as
to whom he knew that held that position. He informed me that Professor Granger
was indeed a potion’s expert, and that she would like to continue some research
she started in college. I snorted elegantly, but nodded my head in
acquiescence. I kept my mouth closed, but I knew she was up to something. As I
walked back to the dungeons, I pondered the possibilities of what she could be
up to. The most likely was a love potion. I decided to spend my evening
brushing up on preventing love potions by ingestion or osmosis. Cheeky Chit was
going to restart the game. Ahhh, but I am one step ahead of her. I really am
too smart for my own damn good. Seriously…you should know better than to
question me.
3:37 pm
So, I set up her lab for her. I made it as impeccable as I
would my own. I did not want another tea with Headmaster to discuss the
importance of working with my colleagues.
When she approached me at dinner, I reacted much as I did in
Headmaster’s office. At the snort, she offered me a folder of materials.
Unbelievable…she really had done potion research in college. Furthermore, she
really did have a reason to continue in her research. She is working on a
potion answer to the binding charm. It would last longer, but have a specified
duration; rather than needing a “Finitatum Incantate.” It was a fabulous idea
and was most likely correct in its logic…
However, I am not deterred from the idea she is up to
something. I take her to her research area and a while later; the bloody girl
comes to my rooms and proves me right. Thank Merlin I had stuck to my belief
and read up on potion preventions. The scheming bugger went afa noa nose
hair!!!! First off, there is only ONE potion that requires the drinker’s nose
hair. Second, she had the cajones to come and take it directly off my person.
Who the hell does she think she is? Oh all right, I admit I am finding this
very exhilarating. S-H-U-T U-P! You think I cannot hear your snickers? Don’t
make me hex you…
August 7
6:45 am
Fucking bitch…she knew I was on to her. She even set me up
by placing a cupcake that she made on the table during dinner. Even though she
had made everyone a cupcake, she knew I would not touch mine with a ten foot pole.
I did not trust her and she knew it. However, it seems that when she was on her
damnable S.P.E.W. campaign; she made friends with a House Elf or two. She then
was Slytherin enough to talk them into putting the potion in my dinner. Not,
that she probably had to plead too much with the House Elves. I’m not exactly
known for my sweet disposition, you know? So, I ingested the personality
altering potion and found myself “getting down” all night with my female
colleagues. Dear Merlin, the shudders caused by my actions last night are still
traveling down my spine. Ugh! I danced, and I seemed to like it. Can you
imagine? Therefore, I find the need to put this to bed, now! Since I do not
sleep a lot, I spent the night working diligently on my next course of action.
I have created the most heinously Slytherin pay back I could fathom. I covertly
entered Miss KIA’s private chambers and transfigured her wand into a phallic
nightmare. After I transfigured it, I charmed it to take on the characteristics
of said item. Yes, it would wiggle, giggle and spray just like the real thing.
After she begins dealing with that outrageous issue, I am going to smack her
down with something else. As soon as I can, I am going to follow with the Touch
of Ecstasy Charm. The Touch of Ecstasy charm is a rare hex that causes the
affected person to put an orgasm spell on any he/she touches. Once touched by
the affected, only suffering through (or enjoying) three orgasms will break the
spell. Should be amusing to watch, no? However, I am not quite finished with
the young KIA. After all that, I will then deal the final blow. I have an order
sitting here for the local apothecary. I have ordered, on behalf of one Miss
Hermione Granger, several…I shall call them “feminine” items. I will arrange to
have them arrive during dinner. I am truly one of the best Slytherins to have
ever graced these halls. Truly…I am.
Could this day get any better? Headmaster just sent me a
message stating that several of us are to meet after breakfast to strengthen
the wards around the school. Miss Bushy Hair will not be spared the ultimate
humiliation. Remind me not to complain the next time the man asks me to join
him for tea and crumpets.
10:23 pm
What a truly wonderful day. Had I any desire to sing, you
would hear me belting an enchanting aria that has never been heard before.
Since I do not (nor shall I ever), I will simply take great delight in telling
you how my day of sweet revenge went.
First off, Miss KIA had to use her phallic wand to
strengthen the wards on the school. To make it even better, she was partnered
with the dog. He was rolling on the floor like a puppy being trained. It really
was most evil of me to do it. However, I admit it was most satisfying to see
her humiliated in front of most of the staff.
Once we were finished with the wards and decided to head
back to the Great Hall for lunch, I put the second part of my plan in to
action. I hexed her with the Touch of Ecstasy Spell. Her first victim was the
Headmaster. I WOULD have felt really bad except I found out that Albus had been
aiding Miss KIA with her plots. To my somewhat delight (and I do mean immense),
the next one touched was the mangy mutt! He was on the ground howling like a
bitch in heat. Could this day get any better? Why, yes it could. It seemed that
the little, Gryffindor witch figured out that she was causing the problem.
Then, I saw her test it on Minerva, the big, Gryffindor witch. Had I not ever,
ever wanted to know what that ole’ cranky woman looked like while in the throes
of passion; I probably would have liked it even more. As it were, I was
slightly amused when Pomfrey arrived to remove the afflicted to the infirmary.
Once inside, I suggested that maybe the little twit should not sit at the table
with us because of her current issue. Most everyone agreed with me. So, Miss
KIA was banned to a student’s table. To further enhance my nearly superb
feeling, Peeves came in and showered her in ectoplasm.
To complete my better than average day, her “supplies”
arrived from the apothecary in Hogsmeade. She received feminine products,
underwear, a product to cure feminine itching and a suggestive costume. Her
face was a bright shade of red. I liked this. Besides, she was cute with that
blush on her face. Oh Merlin, I AM attracted to the witch. Damn!
There was one drawback of the day…I saw several of the
female professors become sympathetic to her plight. I really would hate to take
them all on at once. It would be most nasty.
8:05 am
Today is the day. I shall be wearing my finest smirk today.
2:26 pm
Dear Morgana…that was the funniest thing I have ever seen.
He swished and flicked like Filibus Flitwick during a ridiculous charm’s
lesson. First time, I have had any desire to watch any type of “silly wand
waving” in years. She was completely embarrassed. That should be that, the fat
lady has belted her last note. ~Finis~
7:41 pm
Damn mutt has to stick his nose in other people’s business.
Thinks he’s Miss Bushy’s guardian now…He should be glad Dumbledore saved his
flea-bitten arse. I was ready to hex him into next week. I’m going to take a
nice, relaxing bath of chamomile oil and get some slumber.
August 5
11:39 am
I have spent the last few hours going over the ingredient
list needed for the first few weeks of school. Needless to say, KIA has left me
alone. I really am too good sometimes.
8:43 pm
An incredible dinner was served tonight. Headmaster
had the House Elves serve sea scallops seared in black truffle oil with a side
of sweetened wasabi and served over garlic creamed potatoes. It was incredible.
Dessert was a scrumptious marjolaine. Simply incredible… KIA kept to herself.
She has not even been sending me gazes of any sort. She speaks to the dog
beside her and leaves me the hell alone. Perfecto!
August 6
10:59 am
Headmaster has once again called me to his office. He wanted
to discuss my feelings of sharing my work space. I, of course, responded that I
saw no need. I was a Potion Master and did my job very well. I needed no help;
therefore, I need not share my space. Albus got an amused look on his face and
asked me if, as a Potion Master, I would not want to encourage a fellow potion
expert. My retort was simple and succinct. I knew of no one close by that
filled that position. Albus simply chuckled and said that HE did. I inquired as
to whom he knew that held that position. He informed me that Professor Granger
was indeed a potion’s expert, and that she would like to continue some research
she started in college. I snorted elegantly, but nodded my head in
acquiescence. I kept my mouth closed, but I knew she was up to something. As I
walked back to the dungeons, I pondered the possibilities of what she could be
up to. The most likely was a love potion. I decided to spend my evening
brushing up on preventing love potions by ingestion or osmosis. Cheeky Chit was
going to restart the game. Ahhh, but I am one step ahead of her. I really am
too smart for my own damn good. Seriously…you should know better than to
question me.
3:37 pm
So, I set up her lab for her. I made it as impeccable as I
would my own. I did not want another tea with Headmaster to discuss the
importance of working with my colleagues.
When she approached me at dinner, I reacted much as I did in
Headmaster’s office. At the snort, she offered me a folder of materials.
Unbelievable…she really had done potion research in college. Furthermore, she
really did have a reason to continue in her research. She is working on a
potion answer to the binding charm. It would last longer, but have a specified
duration; rather than needing a “Finitatum Incantate.” It was a fabulous idea
and was most likely correct in its logic…
However, I am not deterred from the idea she is up to
something. I take her to her research area and a while later; the bloody girl
comes to my rooms and proves me right. Thank Merlin I had stuck to my belief
and read up on potion preventions. The scheming bugger went afa noa nose
hair!!!! First off, there is only ONE potion that requires the drinker’s nose
hair. Second, she had the cajones to come and take it directly off my person.
Who the hell does she think she is? Oh all right, I admit I am finding this
very exhilarating. S-H-U-T U-P! You think I cannot hear your snickers? Don’t
make me hex you…
August 7
6:45 am
Fucking bitch…she knew I was on to her. She even set me up
by placing a cupcake that she made on the table during dinner. Even though she
had made everyone a cupcake, she knew I would not touch mine with a ten foot pole.
I did not trust her and she knew it. However, it seems that when she was on her
damnable S.P.E.W. campaign; she made friends with a House Elf or two. She then
was Slytherin enough to talk them into putting the potion in my dinner. Not,
that she probably had to plead too much with the House Elves. I’m not exactly
known for my sweet disposition, you know? So, I ingested the personality
altering potion and found myself “getting down” all night with my female
colleagues. Dear Merlin, the shudders caused by my actions last night are still
traveling down my spine. Ugh! I danced, and I seemed to like it. Can you
imagine? Therefore, I find the need to put this to bed, now! Since I do not
sleep a lot, I spent the night working diligently on my next course of action.
I have created the most heinously Slytherin pay back I could fathom. I covertly
entered Miss KIA’s private chambers and transfigured her wand into a phallic
nightmare. After I transfigured it, I charmed it to take on the characteristics
of said item. Yes, it would wiggle, giggle and spray just like the real thing.
After she begins dealing with that outrageous issue, I am going to smack her
down with something else. As soon as I can, I am going to follow with the Touch
of Ecstasy Charm. The Touch of Ecstasy charm is a rare hex that causes the
affected person to put an orgasm spell on any he/she touches. Once touched by
the affected, only suffering through (or enjoying) three orgasms will break the
spell. Should be amusing to watch, no? However, I am not quite finished with
the young KIA. After all that, I will then deal the final blow. I have an order
sitting here for the local apothecary. I have ordered, on behalf of one Miss
Hermione Granger, several…I shall call them “feminine” items. I will arrange to
have them arrive during dinner. I am truly one of the best Slytherins to have
ever graced these halls. Truly…I am.
Could this day get any better? Headmaster just sent me a
message stating that several of us are to meet after breakfast to strengthen
the wards around the school. Miss Bushy Hair will not be spared the ultimate
humiliation. Remind me not to complain the next time the man asks me to join
him for tea and crumpets.
10:23 pm
What a truly wonderful day. Had I any desire to sing, you
would hear me belting an enchanting aria that has never been heard before.
Since I do not (nor shall I ever), I will simply take great delight in telling
you how my day of sweet revenge went.
First off, Miss KIA had to use her phallic wand to
strengthen the wards on the school. To make it even better, she was partnered
with the dog. He was rolling on the floor like a puppy being trained. It really
was most evil of me to do it. However, I admit it was most satisfying to see
her humiliated in front of most of the staff.
Once we were finished with the wards and decided to head
back to the Great Hall for lunch, I put the second part of my plan in to
action. I hexed her with the Touch of Ecstasy Spell. Her first victim was the
Headmaster. I WOULD have felt really bad except I found out that Albus had been
aiding Miss KIA with her plots. To my somewhat delight (and I do mean immense),
the next one touched was the mangy mutt! He was on the ground howling like a
bitch in heat. Could this day get any better? Why, yes it could. It seemed that
the little, Gryffindor witch figured out that she was causing the problem.
Then, I saw her test it on Minerva, the big, Gryffindor witch. Had I not ever,
ever wanted to know what that ole’ cranky woman looked like while in the throes
of passion; I probably would have liked it even more. As it were, I was
slightly amused when Pomfrey arrived to remove the afflicted to the infirmary.
Once inside, I suggested that maybe the little twit should not sit at the table
with us because of her current issue. Most everyone agreed with me. So, Miss
KIA was banned to a student’s table. To further enhance my nearly superb
feeling, Peeves came in and showered her in ectoplasm.
To complete my better than average day, her “supplies”
arrived from the apothecary in Hogsmeade. She received feminine products,
underwear, a product to cure feminine itching and a suggestive costume. Her
face was a bright shade of red. I liked this. Besides, she was cute with that
blush on her face. Oh Merlin, I AM attracted to the witch. Damn!
There was one drawback of the day…I saw several of the
female professors become sympathetic to her plight. I really would hate to take
them all on at once. It would be most nasty.