Preparedness -- Snape Answers the Door Challenge
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Category:
Harry Potter › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
17
Views:
3,581
Reviews:
39
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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Trick or Treat
Trick or Treat
Snape’s head snapped up suddenly, sending his lank locks flying, at the sound of the knock on his private door. He glowered momentarily before curiosity overtook his senses and he answered the summons.
“Trick or Treat!” two voices sang out in unison.
“Incarcerous!” Snape bellowed in return.
Hours later …
“I told you this was not the “prank to end all pranks.”
“Yeah, but you bloody well went along with it.”
“Who knew? I mean I can’t believe …”
“Can’t believe what? That we’ve been shackled to a dungeon wall somewhere in Hogwarts that didn’t even show UP on the bloody stupid map, naked, by Professor Snape?”
“Who knew? I mean, I thought you made a fetching Lily Potter after all.”
“Yeah, you were quite dashing as James as well.” George chuckled, then shivered as a draft of cold air poured through the dank dark dungeon room. “But, how come I had to be the woman?”
“You lost the bet … remember?” Fred whined.
“Well … I think we both lost the bet this time.”
“Indeed …” purred the Potions Master as he scowled from the darkness of his corner.
“Great Godric’s gonads, George!” yelped Fred, struggling to focus in the dark.
“Don’t yell at me! This was all YOUR idea.”
“No worries, young Weasleys. I have a few more ideas for tricks and treats tonight as well …” Snape moved out of the shadow into the dim lighted circle cast by a smoldering candle.
Fred and George gulped, together, eyes wide, fear written on their faces.
Inspired by EmilyWater's recent contribution and the upcoming holiday. Now, who do you think should attempt to knock on Snape's door? C'mon, you know you want to give it a go! Just add a quickie!
Snape’s head snapped up suddenly, sending his lank locks flying, at the sound of the knock on his private door. He glowered momentarily before curiosity overtook his senses and he answered the summons.
“Trick or Treat!” two voices sang out in unison.
“Incarcerous!” Snape bellowed in return.
Hours later …
“I told you this was not the “prank to end all pranks.”
“Yeah, but you bloody well went along with it.”
“Who knew? I mean I can’t believe …”
“Can’t believe what? That we’ve been shackled to a dungeon wall somewhere in Hogwarts that didn’t even show UP on the bloody stupid map, naked, by Professor Snape?”
“Who knew? I mean, I thought you made a fetching Lily Potter after all.”
“Yeah, you were quite dashing as James as well.” George chuckled, then shivered as a draft of cold air poured through the dank dark dungeon room. “But, how come I had to be the woman?”
“You lost the bet … remember?” Fred whined.
“Well … I think we both lost the bet this time.”
“Indeed …” purred the Potions Master as he scowled from the darkness of his corner.
“Great Godric’s gonads, George!” yelped Fred, struggling to focus in the dark.
“Don’t yell at me! This was all YOUR idea.”
“No worries, young Weasleys. I have a few more ideas for tricks and treats tonight as well …” Snape moved out of the shadow into the dim lighted circle cast by a smoldering candle.
Fred and George gulped, together, eyes wide, fear written on their faces.
Inspired by EmilyWater's recent contribution and the upcoming holiday. Now, who do you think should attempt to knock on Snape's door? C'mon, you know you want to give it a go! Just add a quickie!