Hogwarts picture show

The old man looked up "Food has always played a vital role in Life's rituals. The breaking of the bread, the last meal of the condemned man, and now, this meal. However informal it might appear, you can be sure that there was to be very little.. bon ami."

Voldemort looked at the group around the table as Bellatrix and Lucius served the wine, " A toast... to absent friends..." Everyone raised thier glasses, "To absent friends." Ginny was sitting next to Draco looking upset as she ate the meat put in front of her, "We came here to discuss Sirius." Ginny looked up at Professor Dumbledore in shock, "Sirius?!" Voldemort shushed her with a look placing another slice of meat into his mouth, "That's a rather tender subject. Another slice anyone?" Everyone looked at their plates suddenly loosing thier appetites, "Excuse me..." They all watched Ginny leave the room wincing as they heard her scream outside the door.

Dumbledore turned to Harry and grimaced, "I knew he was in with a bad crowd, but it was worse than I imagined...Dark Wizards," Hermione and Harry looked at him in shock, "Professor Dumbledore!" Voldemort gave a cold smile at the older wizard, "Go on, Professor Dumbledore. Or should I say Professor Albus Dumbledore?" Harry was wondering what the wizard meant by that, his wand in his hand ready to defend his old teacher when DUmbledore stopped him, "That's all right, Harry!!"

Dumbledore: From the day he was born
He was trouble.
He was the thorn
In his mother's side.
She tried in vain...

Old man: ...but he never caused her nothing but shame.

Dumbledore: He left home the day she died.
From the day she was gone
All he wanted
Was Rock 'n' Roll porn
And a motorbike.
Shooting up junk...

Narrator: He was a low down cheap little punk!

Dumbledore: Taking everyone for a ride.

All: When Sirius said he didn't like his Teddy
You knew he was a no-good kid.
But when he threatened your life with a switch-blade knife

Voldemort: What a guy!

Hermione: Makes you cry.

Dumbledore: Und I did.

Ginny paced her room looking at a large photo of Sirius.
Ginny: Everybody shoved him.
I very nearly loved him.
I said, hey, listen to me;
Stay sane inside insanity!
But he locked the door and threw away the key.

Dumbledore: But he must have been drawn
Into something,
Making him warn
Me in a note that reads...

All: What's it say? What's it say?

Sirius's voice: I'm out of my hed.
Oh, hurry, or I may be dead.
They mustn't carry out their evil deeds.

All: When Sirius said he didn't like his Teddy
You knew he was a no-good kid.
But when he threatened your life with a switch-blade knife

Dumbledore: What a guy!

HErmione: Makes you cry.

Dumbledore: Und I did.

All: When Sirius said he didn't like his Teddy
You knew he was a no-good kid.
But when he threatened your life with a switch-blade knife

Voldemort: What a guy!

Hermione: Makes you cry.

Dumbledore: Und I did.

As Dumbledore finished his song Voldemort stood pulling the table cloth of the table revealing a very dead and chopped up Sirius, Hermione screamed running past Harry straight into Draco's arms.