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A Forced Kareoking
We don’t own Harry Potter.....for now.
Chapter 11
A Forced Kareoke
Hermione stepped out of her portrait.
“See Professor!” Pansy bellowed from behind McGonagall “That\'s her! I walked in and she was all over Draco! And she was DRUNK! And Draco told me they did Kareoke.” she leaned in close to McGonagall “Do you know what that is?” she asked, raising an eyebrow as if she were insinuating something inappropriate.
Professor McGonagall turned to stare at Pansy.
“Kareoke, you say? You got me out of bed for Kareoke, Ms. Parkinson?” Obviously, Pansy didn’t know what the word meant...but Professor McGonagall did.
“Oh yes, Professor” Pansy nodded enthusiastically “Lots of Kareoke. And Draco didn’t want to! She forced him!”
“Oh, a forced kareokeing, hmm?” Professor McGonagall said, rubbing her eyes. “I’ll make sure this is investigated thoroughly and if any irresponsible acts have been committed here tonight, the appropriate punishments will be handed out. Now please, go back to bed Ms. Parkinson.”
Pansy sneered at Hermione and exited the common room.
“Kareoke?” McGonagall asked, raising an eyebrow.
Hermione kind of smiled and shrugged her shoulders.
“Good night, Ms Granger.” McGonagall said, trying to bite back smile.
The portrait clicked shut and Hermione breathed a deep sigh of relief.
Draco’s head poked out from behind his portrait.
“Hermioneeeeeee....do you know what time it is?” he called softly.
Hermione groaned in annoyance. She had forgotten about her promise.
“THONG THA THONG THONG THOOOONG!” he cried.
He leaned in close to her.
“The pink one!” he reminded her.
“Surely you’re not going to hold me to that, are you?” she whined.
The broad smile on his face told her that that was exactly what he intended to do.
“Fiiiiiiiiine!” she hissed and made her way back toward what was quickly becoming her home away from home- the bathroom.
She turned around and was nose to nose with the grinning Draco.
“May I help you?!” she asked, highly annoyed.
“I wanna watch!” he announced happily.
She spun him around and gave him a rough shove out of the bathroom before slamming the door behind him.
She held up the pink thong with a disgusted look on her face.
“Am I really going to do this?” she thought.
She could hear Draco pressed up against the other side of the door lowly muttering “Thong tha thong thong thong!”
She pulled off her night shirt and the boy shorts. She slipped on the thong and turned side ways to get a good look at herself.
“Are you naked?? Is it on?? Can I see it??” she could hear him calling from under the door. He was apparently trying to sneak a peep under the door.
“Well, I said I’d wear it, not let you see it.” she teased.
“No! That’s not fair!” he bawled.
She laughed and stepped out of the bathroom.
Hermione scooted against the wall all the way to her bed, concealing her bare behind.
“Hey!” Draco cried. “Lemme see it, damn it!”
“Well, technically, you are seeing it. I said I’d wear it, not model it for you!”
Draco looked deadly serious.
“We can do this the easy way or the hard way. Its your choice really. I was promised something and I’m going to get it.”
“Well, gee, Draco, lets try the HARD WA--OMPH!” Hermione was cut off by Draco picking her up off the bed and turning her around.
Hermione blushed furiously, waiting for him to shoot some kind of insult at her.
“What?” he asked her curiously, feeling her tension.
“I’m just waiting...” she said.
“Waiting for what?” Draco whispered, looking around.
“Waiting for your comment.”
“Oh!” he cried. “Yea, its ok.”
“Ok?!?” Hermione shrieked. “Ok?!?!? Its just ‘Ok’????”
“Um, yes, Its ok, its nice, its beautiful, I’d like to touch it. What do you want from me??”
“All that fuss and its just ‘ok’....” she shook her head angrily.
She sat back down on the bed and covered herself with a blanket.
“Heeeey” Draco pouted. “Don’t cover it up! I earned the rest of the night and I’m going to get it!” He snatched the blanket away from her.
“Well, until I get more than an “Its ok”, you can’t see it!” she turned away from him.
He leaned over to her making puppy eyes.
“I like it, I do, I’d like to touch it, can I touch it?” His hand shot out, only to be smacked away.
“No you can’t touch it! But I’d expected something more than its ok!” She cried. “Hell, I think I would have preferred an insult over a statement of indifference!”
He lunged for her and wrapped his arms around her.
“Oh Granger! I love your beautiful little mudblood ass!” he shrieked. “Lemme touch it, lemme touch it!!”
She swatted him away laughing at him.
“Alright alright, I think its time for bed.” Hermione said.
Draco nodded in agreement. “Yes, I think it is too!”
He crawled under her sheets and adjusted the pillows behind his head. He reached over and patted the spot beside him.
“No no no,” Hermione protested. “Your room, now!”
“Ok, lets go!” Draco replied.
“Nooooo, you’re going by yourself.” she stated.
“But.....but this is a sleepover. The thing muggles do when they all get together and sleep in the same room, remember? Now get in!”
Hermione didn’t have the strength to argue with him. They were still partially drunk, in their underoos, almost lost their Heads badges, called Pansy a pug faced bitch, made out quite intensely, licked inanimate objects, wore makeup and did Kareoke. This was definitely the BEST slumber party she had ever been to.
She blew out the candles and laid down beside him. Even thought it was dark, she could tell he was quite pleased with himself.
She closed her eyes.......but suddenly, she had the distinct feeling that she was being watched.
She opened her eyes to find Draco a half inch from her face.
“Are ya sleeping?” he asked.
She shrieked and jerked forward, smashing heads with him.
“Ow, hey, why’d you do that?” he frowned rubbing his head.
“Aww, lemme kiss it and make it better.” She gave him a light kiss on the forehead.
“My turn!” he yelled happily, jumping up and straddling her. He kissed all over her face and she giggled.
“Ewww, you’re passing me your ferret germs!” she cried.
The kisses slowed. He leaned in slowly and placed a soft kiss on her lips.
Her eyes widened, then she relaxed.
It was short, but sweet.
They sat there in silence for a few minutes, staring at the ceiling in the darkness. It was the most content that Hermione had ever felt.
Draco broke the silence.
“Can I touch your ass now?”
Hermione smacked him with a spare pillow.
“Just thought I’d ask.”
“We have to work up to that.” Hermione smiled.
“Hey Granger?” Draco asked.
“Yes, Draco?” Hermione replied.
“You’re not so bad, for a mudblood.”
Hermione laughed.
“And you’re not so bad, for a crotch pheasant.”
The sound of both portraits swinging open could be heard in the distance.
“Thanks.” he replied and they both fell into a happy sleep.
A/N: I know this chapter is painfully short, but we’re starting on Chapter 12 right now and it should be up tonight. The up coming chapters are going to be good too cause we\'ve already been planning them out. I\'ve just about peed my pants over here. lol And just to clarify the whole author’s note thingie, I accidentally posted part of chapter 11 in place of chapter 10. I went back, deleted the partial chapter, posted the correct chapter and made the author’s note. So, for those of you who stumbled upon my mistake, you got a sneak peek at Chapter 11! YaaaaY for you!!!!!!!!! As of right now, the servers are clogged and I’m getting extremely angry because I can’t upload my shit. ::growls:: Please R&R!
Kisses,
Sarah and Stef
Chapter 11
A Forced Kareoke
Hermione stepped out of her portrait.
“See Professor!” Pansy bellowed from behind McGonagall “That\'s her! I walked in and she was all over Draco! And she was DRUNK! And Draco told me they did Kareoke.” she leaned in close to McGonagall “Do you know what that is?” she asked, raising an eyebrow as if she were insinuating something inappropriate.
Professor McGonagall turned to stare at Pansy.
“Kareoke, you say? You got me out of bed for Kareoke, Ms. Parkinson?” Obviously, Pansy didn’t know what the word meant...but Professor McGonagall did.
“Oh yes, Professor” Pansy nodded enthusiastically “Lots of Kareoke. And Draco didn’t want to! She forced him!”
“Oh, a forced kareokeing, hmm?” Professor McGonagall said, rubbing her eyes. “I’ll make sure this is investigated thoroughly and if any irresponsible acts have been committed here tonight, the appropriate punishments will be handed out. Now please, go back to bed Ms. Parkinson.”
Pansy sneered at Hermione and exited the common room.
“Kareoke?” McGonagall asked, raising an eyebrow.
Hermione kind of smiled and shrugged her shoulders.
“Good night, Ms Granger.” McGonagall said, trying to bite back smile.
The portrait clicked shut and Hermione breathed a deep sigh of relief.
Draco’s head poked out from behind his portrait.
“Hermioneeeeeee....do you know what time it is?” he called softly.
Hermione groaned in annoyance. She had forgotten about her promise.
“THONG THA THONG THONG THOOOONG!” he cried.
He leaned in close to her.
“The pink one!” he reminded her.
“Surely you’re not going to hold me to that, are you?” she whined.
The broad smile on his face told her that that was exactly what he intended to do.
“Fiiiiiiiiine!” she hissed and made her way back toward what was quickly becoming her home away from home- the bathroom.
She turned around and was nose to nose with the grinning Draco.
“May I help you?!” she asked, highly annoyed.
“I wanna watch!” he announced happily.
She spun him around and gave him a rough shove out of the bathroom before slamming the door behind him.
She held up the pink thong with a disgusted look on her face.
“Am I really going to do this?” she thought.
She could hear Draco pressed up against the other side of the door lowly muttering “Thong tha thong thong thong!”
She pulled off her night shirt and the boy shorts. She slipped on the thong and turned side ways to get a good look at herself.
“Are you naked?? Is it on?? Can I see it??” she could hear him calling from under the door. He was apparently trying to sneak a peep under the door.
“Well, I said I’d wear it, not let you see it.” she teased.
“No! That’s not fair!” he bawled.
She laughed and stepped out of the bathroom.
Hermione scooted against the wall all the way to her bed, concealing her bare behind.
“Hey!” Draco cried. “Lemme see it, damn it!”
“Well, technically, you are seeing it. I said I’d wear it, not model it for you!”
Draco looked deadly serious.
“We can do this the easy way or the hard way. Its your choice really. I was promised something and I’m going to get it.”
“Well, gee, Draco, lets try the HARD WA--OMPH!” Hermione was cut off by Draco picking her up off the bed and turning her around.
Hermione blushed furiously, waiting for him to shoot some kind of insult at her.
“What?” he asked her curiously, feeling her tension.
“I’m just waiting...” she said.
“Waiting for what?” Draco whispered, looking around.
“Waiting for your comment.”
“Oh!” he cried. “Yea, its ok.”
“Ok?!?” Hermione shrieked. “Ok?!?!? Its just ‘Ok’????”
“Um, yes, Its ok, its nice, its beautiful, I’d like to touch it. What do you want from me??”
“All that fuss and its just ‘ok’....” she shook her head angrily.
She sat back down on the bed and covered herself with a blanket.
“Heeeey” Draco pouted. “Don’t cover it up! I earned the rest of the night and I’m going to get it!” He snatched the blanket away from her.
“Well, until I get more than an “Its ok”, you can’t see it!” she turned away from him.
He leaned over to her making puppy eyes.
“I like it, I do, I’d like to touch it, can I touch it?” His hand shot out, only to be smacked away.
“No you can’t touch it! But I’d expected something more than its ok!” She cried. “Hell, I think I would have preferred an insult over a statement of indifference!”
He lunged for her and wrapped his arms around her.
“Oh Granger! I love your beautiful little mudblood ass!” he shrieked. “Lemme touch it, lemme touch it!!”
She swatted him away laughing at him.
“Alright alright, I think its time for bed.” Hermione said.
Draco nodded in agreement. “Yes, I think it is too!”
He crawled under her sheets and adjusted the pillows behind his head. He reached over and patted the spot beside him.
“No no no,” Hermione protested. “Your room, now!”
“Ok, lets go!” Draco replied.
“Nooooo, you’re going by yourself.” she stated.
“But.....but this is a sleepover. The thing muggles do when they all get together and sleep in the same room, remember? Now get in!”
Hermione didn’t have the strength to argue with him. They were still partially drunk, in their underoos, almost lost their Heads badges, called Pansy a pug faced bitch, made out quite intensely, licked inanimate objects, wore makeup and did Kareoke. This was definitely the BEST slumber party she had ever been to.
She blew out the candles and laid down beside him. Even thought it was dark, she could tell he was quite pleased with himself.
She closed her eyes.......but suddenly, she had the distinct feeling that she was being watched.
She opened her eyes to find Draco a half inch from her face.
“Are ya sleeping?” he asked.
She shrieked and jerked forward, smashing heads with him.
“Ow, hey, why’d you do that?” he frowned rubbing his head.
“Aww, lemme kiss it and make it better.” She gave him a light kiss on the forehead.
“My turn!” he yelled happily, jumping up and straddling her. He kissed all over her face and she giggled.
“Ewww, you’re passing me your ferret germs!” she cried.
The kisses slowed. He leaned in slowly and placed a soft kiss on her lips.
Her eyes widened, then she relaxed.
It was short, but sweet.
They sat there in silence for a few minutes, staring at the ceiling in the darkness. It was the most content that Hermione had ever felt.
Draco broke the silence.
“Can I touch your ass now?”
Hermione smacked him with a spare pillow.
“Just thought I’d ask.”
“We have to work up to that.” Hermione smiled.
“Hey Granger?” Draco asked.
“Yes, Draco?” Hermione replied.
“You’re not so bad, for a mudblood.”
Hermione laughed.
“And you’re not so bad, for a crotch pheasant.”
The sound of both portraits swinging open could be heard in the distance.
“Thanks.” he replied and they both fell into a happy sleep.
A/N: I know this chapter is painfully short, but we’re starting on Chapter 12 right now and it should be up tonight. The up coming chapters are going to be good too cause we\'ve already been planning them out. I\'ve just about peed my pants over here. lol And just to clarify the whole author’s note thingie, I accidentally posted part of chapter 11 in place of chapter 10. I went back, deleted the partial chapter, posted the correct chapter and made the author’s note. So, for those of you who stumbled upon my mistake, you got a sneak peek at Chapter 11! YaaaaY for you!!!!!!!!! As of right now, the servers are clogged and I’m getting extremely angry because I can’t upload my shit. ::growls:: Please R&R!
Kisses,
Sarah and Stef