Harry Potter and the Slytherin Orgy

A.N. As always I do not own Harry Potter...and make no money from this.

I apologize for how long it has taken for me to actually update this story, between a major bout of writer's block and recently having another baby it's been highly hectic, not to mention I do have a job now so I'm not online as much anyway.

Ok...soooo um yeah, go read, enjoy, and please review......Thanks!


Chapter 11: Surprises Surprises


The students and professors groggily made their way back into the castle, Hermione grinning evilly as they got closer to an empty classroom, she looked at Pansy evilly before pointing to Dumbledore and McGonagal in front of them. Pansy raised and eyebrow and with a dark snicker Hermione pointed her wand at the two and cast a red spell that had them running into the classroom and warding the door. Pansy's eyes widened, "What did you just cast at the headmaster?"

Hermione began leading the Slytherins towards his office, "Oh nothing much....just a lil aphrodisiac spell.....that won't let them want or need to stop having sex for 48 hours."

Blaise blinked a moment, "That's just....evil.....brilliant....but evil."

Pansy hooked her arm around Hermione's shoulders, "Too bad you don't go my way sweety, you're slowly working you way into my heart."

Hermione grinned, "Oh Pansy dear, I go both ways."

Pansy beamed and mentally began plotting as they all reached the stone gargoyle, "Caramel Tarantulas." It jumped aside and everyone made their way up to the Headmaster's office to begin searching for books.

Lilly and James smiled at the children before Lilly started moving some books she deemed useful to stick out a little from the shelves, Hermione blinked, "I think we have help....." Everyone looked around cautiously, "um thank you whoever you are, " she said politely as she started piling the books on a nearby chair.

Lilly gently ran her ghostly hand through Hermione's hair, "So polite, I wish they could hear us too."

James smiled at his wife before arranging some papers on the floor to say 'u r welcome.'

Blaise was the first to notice, "so if you can do that can you tell us who you are?"

James looked at Lilly who simply nodded and proceeded to spell out 'Lilly and James' Hermoine blinked, "I didn't think anyone who died by the avada kadavra spell could come back as ghosts?"

Pansy shrugged, "I guess just because there is no record of it doesn't mean it isn't possible."

Lilly smiled softly before going back to pulling a couple of books towards the edge of the book shelf, Hermione picked them up and put all of the other books into her bag, "should we tell Harry when we get back?"

Blaise scratched his chin thoughtfully, "I dunno, I don't want to keep it from him, but I also think it might really upset him."

Lilly nodded to James who spelled out, 'wait' before going to start a whispered conversation with his wife, "how would you recommend telling him?"

"Oh James I don't know, all this time with no signs he could take it horribly wrong or think his friends are lying to him...."

"You know with his new powers he's likely able to at least pick up our magical signatures while we are in the room with him love."

Lilly nodded before going over to the mess of papers and spelling out, 'come with u.'

Hermione nodded, "We'll tell him while they're with us, apparently they know something we don't so maybe Harry can sense them or something."

With their minds made up everyone began the trip back to the Slytherin common room...

********Back on Draco's private room********


Harry stretched languidly, his wings arching behind him as Draco slipped into the bath with him, he felt so relaxed, this was so far one of his best nights in his life, he slid up to Draco before pulling the other boy's back to his chest and for 10 minutes let neither of them do anything but soak and enjoy the water before backing up slightly to grab a washcloth. He lathered the lilac scented soap onto before beginning to wash Draco's back gently, enjoying the way it seemed to make Draco melt into a small puddle.

"How long before you think the others show back up, they're usually back by now after....well you know?"

Draco chuckled, "I have no idea, but knowing them they have an excellent reason for taking so long." Harry nodded as Draco took the washcloth from him and returned the treatment, he turned to wash Harry's face and froze, "Harry....um....your scar is gone?"

Harry froze and reached his hand up to find his forehead smooth and flawless, he looked over Draco's shoulder to the closest mirror and smiled before he started laughing. A knock at the door froze them both before Pansy's voice cut through, "Hey guys glad it sounds like you're in a good mood, we got some new books...."

"We'll be out in a couple," they said at the same time before smiling at each other and crawling out of the tub.

********Back in Draco's private room********


Hermione started setting the books out on the coffee table as everyone got comfy while they waited for their friends to join them. Pansy smiled as she sat next to Hermione and whispered seductively in her ear, "Soooo Herm, were you serious about going both ways?"

Hermione smirked, "Well after limited experience with tick dick,"

Everyone froze, before bursting out laughing, "You mean Ron?!?"

Blaise calmed to snickers, "Who would have thought with those clown feet of his?"

Hermione coughed, trying to keep a straight face, "Well, I couldn't get off with him, so Ginny decided to give me some pointers.....which Fred and George walked in on...." her face picked up a slight blush at this point.

Pansy sighed dreamily before asking, "Did they decide to help, oh please say they did...."

Hermione nodded, before continuing, no body noticed that Draco and Harry were standing behind them listening just as aptly, "Well they added a few pointers and it's came to my attention that I really enjoy double penetration, it's a lovely experience, if you want to know the whole story we ended up with me in the center of a sandwich with those two while Ginny sat on my face...."

Half the men were drooling at the thought and Pansy was positively giddy, "OOOHHH just wait til I introduce you to one of my favorite strap-ons!!!"

At this Draco started giggling like a girl while Harry ended up simply laughing his ass off. The others turned to find they'd been joined by their friends they'd been waiting for, "So how was the bath?"

Draco smiled, "It was very relaxing...."

Blaise butted in, "And we can tell it didn't get too interesting since we didn't get teleported outside the castle, maybe next time you two should go outside, it was horrible this time, Dumblewhore, McGonagal, Snape, and Poppy were all naked...."

The groups shuddered before Harry and Draco came over and sat down to start going through the books. "Harry, we have something important to tell you....and we don't know for sure how you'll take it....what I mean is, do you sense anything different in the room?"

Harry blinked looking around, something was off, but he just couldn't name what it was, "Kind of, 'Moine, what's going on?"

Hermione sighed, "This isn't easy to say, but when we went to look for books in Dumbledore's office, books started moving forward on the shelves....we asked who was helping....and....I guess the spirits, said it was Lilly and James..."

Harry blinked, "My parents....but I thought...." He looked around warily trying to pinpoint where the 'disturbance' was coming from. About 6 feet from everyone, in front of the fire place he saw a spark of magic as a small statue on the mantle moved, Harry took a deep breath before standing his hand stretching out towards the fire place before he fell to the ground unconscious, only Draco's arm saving his head from the hard stone floor.

Lilly shook her head sadly, "maybe we should have waited to let him know James."

"Lilly," He moved up and hugged his wife from behind, "they were right he would have thought his friends were hiding this if they'd waited."

"I know, but," she looked at her sons sleeping face, "it's still a shock, even we didn't know we could come back this way."