Enforced Therapy

I can feel it! The end is near! And have you reviewed yet? Have you? LOL! Please read and review!

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Mr. Gold
Head of the Anger Management Program


Report to the Wizmogot


I have just finished reading the reports of all the participants (including various therapists) taking part in the anger management program. I have to say that I’m totally taken aback. Never have I ever been privy to any sort of behavior like this. The worse participants were the ones I expected the best results from. I don’t know what to say. I’m flummoxed.


And yet oddly enough, we have received some positive results. Mr. Snape and the former Miss Granger now Mrs. Snape are living happily together at Hogwarts. Mrs. Snape is now teaching charms and spell work to the higher level students, something Mr. Snape would only allow after he placed a protective spell on the witch.


Mr. Potter is now living in Rome with Mr. Preston Molten (former therapist). I’ve heard from them and I am happy to announce that they are formalizing their partnership in the spring.


Mr. Ron Weasley has become a semiprofessional quidditch player and has been using his aggressive nature in a positive way. He came over to hand over the last of his paperwork in person and we began to talk over a game of wizard’s chess. The wanker beat me twice.


Fred and George Weasley have opened up yet another joke shop and are doing smashingly well too. Too bad that was most of the windows of Diagon Alley I’m speaking of when I say this. It was their bright (or not so bright) idea to announce to one and all that the shop was now open, but at a frequency only dogs could hear. Trouble came with the fact they didn’t know the difference between what a dog hears at and what glass breaks at. They will be attending more therapy sessions in the hope to make sounder decisions in the future.


Mr. Remus Lupin, who was never much of a problem, is now living with Mr. Sirius Black. This came about, as it was clear that the man’s illness (whatever it is) is something that he cannot handle on his own. Though why Mr. Lupin would chose to live with that Lothario is a puzzle. The man barely takes care of himself! How could he take care of his friend?


Ah, I just found out that Mr. Sirius Black has cleaned up his act, as it were. Mr. Lupin has made it clear that he needed peace in the place he lived. This appears to have helped Mr. Black as well as he looked to be far calmer than the last time I saw him. Though I have to ask what he was saying to my secretary when she turned pink and began breathing irregularly. Perhaps it’s for the best if I didn’t know.


Lord Malfoy. Talk about a difficult man. He has threatened to sue over several of the events that have taken place over the course of treatment. Perfectly absurd! He has even gone so far as to threaten this department with closure if he didn’t receive satisfaction. Of all the nonsense! That will never happen.


[NOTE TO WIZMOGOT—THIS WAS THE LAST REPORT OF THIS NOW DEFUNCT DEPARTMENT. PROJECT CONSIDERED A FAILURE AND STAFF HAVE BEEN EITHER FIRED OR REDISTRIBUTED TO OTHER DEPARTMENTS. THANK YOU AND HAVE A GOOD DAY. SINCERELY, LUCIUS MALFOY]


fin!!

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