100 Ways to Kill a Weasley
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Harry Potter › Het - Male/Female › Snape/Hermione
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
93
Views:
41,771
Reviews:
236
Recommended:
1
Currently Reading:
1
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I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
100 Ways to Kill Ron Weasley Song-Parody
NOTE: This song parody was written by my friend T* who doesn't have an AFF account so I am posting it for her. It is sung to the tune of "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover" by Paul Simon.
100 Ways to Kill Ron Weasley
"The problem is all inside your head", he said to me
The answer is easy if you take it logically
I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be a hundred ways to kill Ron Weasley.
He said it's really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself, at the risk of being crude
There must be a hundred ways to kill Ron Weasley
A hundred ways to kill Ron Weasley.
You hex him in the back, Gin
Just aveda kadavra him
You don't need a boy toy, oy
Just listen to me
Run him over with the nightbus, Stan
No need to make such a grand plan
An afterlife portkey, see?
And get yourself free
Oooh, you hex him in the back, Gin
Just aveda kadavra him
You don't need a boy toy, oy
Just listen to me
Run him over with the nightbus, Stan
No need to make such a grand plan
An afterlife portkey, see?
And get yourself free
He said it grieves me so to see you in such pain
I wish there was something I could do to make you smile again
I said I appreciate that and would you please explain
About the hundred ways to kill Ron Weasley
He said why don't we both just sleep on it tonight
And I believe in the morning you'll begin to see the light
And then he kissed me and I realized he probably was right
There must be a hundred ways to kill Ron Weasley
A hundred ways to kill Ron Weasley
Lol T*, you crack me up. :))) Thanks for this.
100 Ways to Kill Ron Weasley
"The problem is all inside your head", he said to me
The answer is easy if you take it logically
I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be a hundred ways to kill Ron Weasley.
He said it's really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself, at the risk of being crude
There must be a hundred ways to kill Ron Weasley
A hundred ways to kill Ron Weasley.
You hex him in the back, Gin
Just aveda kadavra him
You don't need a boy toy, oy
Just listen to me
Run him over with the nightbus, Stan
No need to make such a grand plan
An afterlife portkey, see?
And get yourself free
Oooh, you hex him in the back, Gin
Just aveda kadavra him
You don't need a boy toy, oy
Just listen to me
Run him over with the nightbus, Stan
No need to make such a grand plan
An afterlife portkey, see?
And get yourself free
He said it grieves me so to see you in such pain
I wish there was something I could do to make you smile again
I said I appreciate that and would you please explain
About the hundred ways to kill Ron Weasley
He said why don't we both just sleep on it tonight
And I believe in the morning you'll begin to see the light
And then he kissed me and I realized he probably was right
There must be a hundred ways to kill Ron Weasley
A hundred ways to kill Ron Weasley
Lol T*, you crack me up. :))) Thanks for this.