Pass It On

Chapter Nine:
*dependency
separate we never will be
attached at the hip to me
separate we never will be
when there's no privacy
separate we'll never be seen
attached at the hip to me*
-CKY: 'Attached At The Hip'

Mcgonagall stood up, observing her youngester-come adults. It was time, she thought, to finally prepare them for the world.

She looked around the class, watching the teenagers as they joked, flirted and teased one another. Would they ever really realise just what they were facing when they finally became adults?

"Right, class" Came her stern voice from the front of the Hall. All fifth years and above were present from each house...as were the head of houses, each looking very uncomfortable and feeling a sense of laothing when it came to the particular subject that Professor McGonagall was about to bring up.

"If you could all please quieten down...we will begin"

The whole Hall was confused as hell. They would all be in their own seperate lessons right now...but for some reason the head of houses had told them to go to the Great Hall instead...so it had to be of some matter of importance.

The usual house tables were no longer there, and were replaced by wooden dining room chairs, all lined up in rows in the Great Hall. As all the seats were currently occupied by the students, the teachers were made to stand.

Malfoy stared straight ahead of him, not looking in the other direction opposite him, where Granger was sat, looking (even if he did say so himself) alot more pale than usual, and for once there was no smirk on the face that she was occupying...which currently was his.

Repercussions of last night were lost on him...he was even too wired and shaken up to say something nasty to Seamus Finnigan as he took a seat next to him, as Pothead and Weasley had decided to sit together a row infront of him with that Patil girl and Lavendar Brown...the Gryffindor hottie. Obviously Malfoy not doing any studying with them last night had upset them....

*Gryffindor Cry-baby's!* He said to himself angrily.

Neville 'Should-Be-Forgotten' Longbottom took the other seat on the other side of him...well...this was turning out to be a great day, wasn't it?!

"Hello Hermione. I've heard this is about those Squeaking Shoe-laces Ginny has been selling for Fred and George..."


Draco rolled his eyes. The Mini-Weasley was an annoying bint that he wished could get out of his overly-bushy hair...she was doing his head in.

McGonagall cleared her throat, and the Hall of pupils finally fell silent for her. At this moment in time she wished they would continue talking. However, the show did indeed need to go on.

"You've been called out of class today because Dumbledore, myself and the rest of the teachers thought that we would try something never been done before...it may prove useful to you all, although i'm sure you're either doing it already, or are on the way to maybe discovering that you are ready to take that giant leap" McGonagall bit her lip and looked around at the confused expressions on the faces infront of her. She thought they would atleast get what she was talking about from saying that...evidently they weren't as clued up as she thought.

Snape gave her a look, telling her to continue. She glared at him, he was obviously enjoying her displeasure immensly.

"I'm talking about 'The Act Of Love' Ladies and Gentlemen" The Professor said in a stern and professional voice.

As one, the whole hall came together in a sarcastic rendition of 'oooooooooooooo!', and then callapsed into fits of giggles and laughter.

Draco knew she was off her rocker. What was she talking about shagging for?

"She's barking, that one" Came Justin Finch-Fletchey's voice from behind him. Susan Bones nodded her answer, blushing at the cheeks.

"I'm just hoping she shows us the female anatomy and the naked body!" Said Dean Thomas, throthing at the mouth.

Seamus looked a him, utterly disgusted, as did Neville, Draco and a couple of other rows of seats surrounding him.

Dean went over what he had said in his head, and then realised what the others must have thought.
"Nonono! Not HER naked body!"

Everyone just gave him looks of 'yeah...ok...whatever', and then looked back at McGonagall.

McGonagall knew this was coming. She was going to be the most made fun of teacher in the school...but then again, she wasn't the only one who had to do part of this presentation. "With the help of myself and Professor Snape-" At this she smirked evily at him. "- You will be well equipped-

"-I'm well equipped enough as it is" whispered Seamus, laughing.

"You wish" Retorted Draco, smirking.

"-to deal with life as an adult in the real world, keeping your witts about you and not running the risk of becomming infected by many multiple sexual diseases-

"-Too late, Goyle!" someone shouted out on the other side of the hall.

Goyle turned around and glared at the back, to see who it was. Hermione meanwhile was pissing herself laughing.

"-and running the risk of effecting others"

Heather Lockhorn looked over at Goyle alarmingly as McGonagall said that last piece.

Hermione couldn't believe she was sat there listening to a teacher talking about sex, when she herself was dreaming about it last night. Maybe McGonagall knew something...at that, she started to feel even more guilty.

"But to start with, we'll be talking about WHY we commit 'The Act Of Love' ... and about the...er....certain particular feelings we encouter when involving ourselves in it"

"She's talking about orgasms!" Shouted a roudy Ravenclaw from behind Hermione. The hall started laughing again.

"I will not talk about org...orgas...such things! I shall be talking about the effect relationships have on us and how we react to those relationships!" She spat at everyone, looking around sternly. "Now" she said, calming down again. "Is anyone here in a long-term, or almost serious relationship?" She looked around the hall as various hands went up in the air.

"What about you, Potter?" McGonagall asked as she saw him sitting there looking slightly uncomfortable.

"The longest relationship Potter has ever had has been with his hand!" Came the voice of a vulger Slytherin, as that side of the room errupted into laughter, causing Harry to go even more read.

Hermione looked behind her glaring.

Draco could hardly contain his laughter, but had to hide it by stuffing a Honeydukes Chew Bar into his mouth.

"Thankyou, Flint..." McGonagall said with a drab tone to her voice. She didn't think it would be THIS much hard work. "Anyway, we're going to try something we have never done before-

"She's going to give Snape a blowjob in the middle of the hall!" Said one male voice from Hufflepuff

Draco laughed, and beside himself couldn't help but say outloud;

"I thought she said they were going to try something that HADN'T been done?"

This only caused more laughter, and even the Slytherin's managed to join in. He saw her eyes look in his direction, and saw her smirk amusingly. But oddly, she didn't keep the eye contact for aslong as she usually did...maybe she knew something about last night...maybe she knew he had dreamed about them- ... he couldn't even bring herself to say it.

McGonagall and Snape were both looking around for the one who said it, but gave up when they realised that the children were only having a little fun anyway...and besides, it was a most parculiar lesson.

"If you will kindly look my way" She said, and when over three-hundred eyes looked to her, did she point her wand up, and then as she did so, a muggle Television screen came down from the ceiling.

There was a round of 'oooooooh!'s' and 'ahhhhhhhh's' comming from the children as they stared at it in wonder. Though some children had seen a TV screen, with descending from Muggle parentage.

"We will be watching a video, first of all. Then i will be talking about relationships, and the female body and how to treat it with respect...and then Professor Snape will be taking the rest of the topic and ending it on the anatomy of the male body"

"GET YOUR BITS OUT, SEVERUS!" Cried a girl on Malfoy's side. The Gryffindor's and Hufflepuffs started laughing hysterically.

Both Snape and McGonagall ignored this comment.

"So...without further-a-do..." She pointed her wand at the TV screen and chanted "Lecrilimus Tape!"

@-,'-- D&H --',-@


It was awfully dull. It was nothing that he didn't know already, and to be honest, he would of prefered it if McGonagall or Snape had explained all of this, as it would of been fun taking the piss out of them for it.

"...And When this happens...The male species gets an errection...."

*Oh really?* He thought *i just call it a bone-on....god this is like Sex for Dummies! ... no wonder Weasley's watching it so closely...*

"...And when a female decides she is ready to mate for the first time, her virginity will be taken by the man who, at the time, is most important to her..."

Draco's heart dropped. What a way to make him feel even more shitty about what had happened.

"...and when they finally do mate, it is an explosion of lust and love between the two sexes..."

At this Malfoy's eyes shot up...NOW it was getting better!

Right infront of him, on the screen, was two horney buggers shaggin like rabbits!!

There was a series of woops and cat-calls from the students, as most of the males in the room looked at the television enthralled...and all of the girls turned there heads and covered their eyes out of modesty.

"So thats how you do it?" Whispered Seamus, not noticing that Draco had over heard.

"Yes, Seamus. Maybe you could actually get around to getting the right hole, next time round?" came the agitated voice of Ginny Weasley, in the seat infront of him.
Seamus turned red, and everyone who heard seemed to be trying hard not to laugh.

Draco looked back to the screen, and as soon as he did he wished he hadn't...

*+*+*+*+*+*+*+

"I want you. Now."

At Hermione's nod, he picked her up and smashed her into a tree. Her legs wrapped themselves around his waist as he ground against her, plundering her mouth with his tongue. All tenderness was lost to hunger and need as Draco shoved a hand between them, ripping her panties away. He freed his aching member and shoved it into her hot, wet body with one ferocious thrust.

His head flew back as the fire of her core overwhelmed him, growling in pleasure. He slammed into her with all his strength, bruising their pelvises when he hit. It was not certain who went first, only that Granger's screams echoed his own hoarse shout as they climaxed, her inner muscles clenching around him as he spilled his seed deep inside of her.

*+*+*+*+*+*+

Draco shook the memories from his head, trying hard not to remember his MANY erotic dreams from the night before. It was quite scary really...he'd never cum so much in one night...and it was only from dreaming.

He didn't lust after Granger...so what was it that was making him have these dreams? ... he felt kind of violated, really.

Hermione, on the otherside of the room, was having the same problems.

*+*+*+*+*+*+

"Granger, let's go inside," He said when she moved from his mouth to his neck.

"Don't wanna," she replied. "Wanna play in the rain."

"I hate the bloody rain," he complained.

"Bet I can change your mind," Hermione told him with a mischievous smile.

Malfoy's eyes grew huge as she dropped to her knees in front of him, her deft fingers working at his jeans. Before he knew it, she had him in her hot little mouth and his head dropped back as he groaned. "Fuck," he swore as she swirled her tongue around the tip, then nipped him.

Hands not idle, Hermione encircled his shaft with her fingers and began pumping him as she sucked. The other hand she scratched along his jean clad thigh as he looked down to see her head bobbing erotically over him. She bit down lightly again and he snarled. She began moving her tongue on the sensitive underside over and over as she sped up both her hand and her mouth. Soon, he howled out her name in pleasure as he exploded under her expert ministrations.

Hermione sat back on her heels and grinned up at him, his still semi-hard cock out of his pants. "Your not-so-little friend is getting all wet,"

*+*+*+*+*+*+

She shuddered. She didn't want memories like that haunting her, even if it was a dream, it was still freakishly life-like...although she didn't really know what life-like felt like....she'd never experienced it before.

She wasn't attracted to Malfoy...so why did she dream?

Maybe it was because -besides Harry and Ron- he was the only other boy -besides Krum, too- that she had spent alot of time with...and although the circumstances were VERY strange, she found him not as horrible to bear anymore...he wasn't so much a thorn in her side anymore...he was more like a pin.


@-,'-- D&H --,'@


"...and this is also known as..er... a what, Mr Thomas?"

"A cunt, miss" Again, the hall erupted into fits of laughter. None of it was taken seriously, and although the Teachers found it frustrating at times, it was easier to lighten the mood and let them call it what they want, because that way the Teachers didn't get preyed on by the eager and fascinaed students.

"Er...not really the word i was looking for, Mr Thomas...anyone else?"

"A muff!"

"A lilly!"

"A fanny!"

"A tight squeeze!"

Hermione had to admit that she was enjoying herself. She didn't shout out anything, and mostly because she wasn't really well known for her knowledge of sex...but Malfoy was shouting his god damn mouth of at every chance he got!

"And this?? ... anyone?" she asked, more frustrated now by anything she had ever done.

"A Nubbin!" Shouted Ernie McMillan from two seats behind Draco. Draco ducked down in his seat a little, to avoid him.

"A Nubbin???" Seamus asked, turning his amused face around and looking at Ernie.

"Well...thats what Padma called it when we-

"Oi!" Padma shouted from behind him, and threw her book at him, which hit him squarely on the back of the head.

"I think you'll find it's called a clitoris, Professor" Draco piped up once again. "And i think you'll find it stimulates the female to make her ready for the entry of the males penis" Draco smiled to himself and said loudly, so a certain HufflePuff could hear him; "Anyone who is good in bed should atleast know what the bloody thing is called"

The hall started laughing again.

They'd gone from;
1.the menstral cycle...
2.to breasts...
3.to the curves that develope...
4.to breasts...
5.to female hormones...
6.to breasts...
7.then onto a woman's first time...
8....and then back to the breasts...

....obviously atleast one of them turned out to be a fascinating subject (to the boys, atleast).

McGonagall breathed a sigh of relief and then started smiling almost evily at Snape...now it was his turn to sweat.

"And now, if you will all be as...fascinated about this subject for Professor Snape, as you were with me..."

Snape was pushed into it...and he was going to do some serious sueing when this freakshow came to an end.

"Silence" he bellowed at the top of his voice...

Everyone turned to look at him with amused looks on their faces.

"Now..." He began in a serious tone "...The male sex organ, as you very well know, is the penis-

"-Hehe!" Came a girly giggle from somewhere in the hall. "Snape said 'penis'!!"

Snape rolled his eyes....this was going to take a looooooooooooong time....