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Category:
Harry Potter › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
20
Views:
1,838
Reviews:
14
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Azakaban tango
A/N bit of chicago lyrics in here now lol, this would be how the girls of the harry potter girls would of killed their better halves
Luna:
Pop.
Ginny:
Six.
Millicent:
Squish.
Fluer:
Uh-Uh.
Hermione:
Hogsmead.
Pansy:
Zabini!
All:
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame.
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
Hermione:
I betcha you would have done the same!
Luna:
Pop.
Ginny:
Six.
Millicent:
Squish.
Fluer:
Uh-Uh.
Hermione:
Hogsmead.
Pansy:
Zabini!
Luna:
Pop.
Ginny:
Six.
Millicent:
Squish.
Fluer:
Uh-Uh.
Hermione:
Hogsmead.
Pansy:
Zabini!
All:
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame.
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
Hermione:
I betcha you would have done the same!
Luna: You know how people have these little habits that
get you down. Like Neville.
Neville liked to chew gum.
No, not chew. Pop. Well, I
came home this one day I am really irritated, and
looking for a little sympathy and there's Neville layin' on
the couch, drinkin' a beer and
chewin'. No, not chewin'.
Popin'. So, I said to him, I
said, "Neville, you pop that
gum one more time..."
And he did!
Luna:
So I took my wand off the wall
and fired two warning curses...
...into his head.
All:
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame.
If you'd have been there
If you'd have heard it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!
Ginny:
I met Dean Thomas from
Hogwarts school about two years ago
and he told me he was single
and we hit it off right away.
So, we started living together.
He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd mix
Him a drink, we'd have dinner. Well, it was
like heaven in two and a half rooms.
And then I found out,
"Single" he told me?
Single, my ass. Not only was he married.
...oh, no, he had six wives. .
One of those purebloods,
you know. So that night when
he came home. I mixed him
his drink as usual.
Ginny:
You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic!
ALL:
Hah! He had it coming Pop, Six, Squish, Uh-Uh,
He had it coming Cicero, Lipschitz!
He took a flower
In its prime
And the he used it Pop, Six, Squish, Uh-Uh,
And he abused it Cicero, Lipschitz!
It was a murder
But not a crime!
Millicent:
Now, I'm standing in the kitchen
carvin' up the chicken for dinner, ,
minding my own business,
and in storms my husband Ronald,
in a jealous rage.
"You been screwin' the milkman,"
he says. He was crazy
and he kept on screamin' ,
"You been screwin' the milkman,"
Millicent:
And then he ran into my knife! He ran into my knife TEN TIMES!
All:
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!
Fluer:
Mit keresek, enn itt? Azt mondjok, hogy lakem lefogta a ferjemet
en meg lecsaptam a fejet. De nem igaz, en artatlan vagyok. Nem
tudom mert mondja Minister fudge hogy en tetten. Probaltam a rendorsegen
megmagyarazni de nem ertettek meg...
Luna:
Yeah, but did you do it?
Fluer:
UH UH, not guilty!
Hermione:
My friend, Lavander, and I did this double act
and my husband, Draco, used to travel
round with us. Now for the last number in
our act, we did these 20 acrobatic tricks in a
row, one, two, three, four, five... .
Splits, spread eagles, back flips, flip flops,
one right after the other. Well, this one night
we are in Hogsmead, the three of us, sittin' up
in a hotel room, boozin' and havin' a few
laughs and we ran out of ice,
so I went out to get some.
I come back, open the door
And there's Lavander and
Draco doing Number Seventeen
-the spread eagle.
Hermione:
Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out.
I can't remember a thing. It wasn't until later, when I was
washing the blood off my hands I even knew they were dead.
Girls:
They had it coming
They had it coming
They had it coming all along.
I didn't do it
But if I'd done it
How could you tell me that I was wrong?
All:
They had it coming
They had it coming
They had it coming
They had it coming
They had it coming
They took a flower
All along
In its prime
I didn't do it
And then they used it
But if I'd done it
And they abused it
How could you tell me
It was a murder
That I was wrong? But not a crime!
Pansy:
I love Blaise Zabini
More than I can possibly say.
He was a real artistic guy...
Sensitive...a painter.
But he was troubled.
He was always trying
to find himself.
He'd go out every night
looking for himself
and along the way
he found Parvati,
Padmil,
Hannah and Susan.
Pansy:
I guess you can say we broke up because of artistic differences.
He saw himself as alive and I saw him dead.
All:
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
All:
They had it comin'
They had it comin'
They had it comin'
They had it comin'
They had it comin'
They had it comin'
All along
All along
'Cause if they used us
'Cause if they used us
And they abused us
And they abused us
How could you tell us
How could you tell us
That we were wrong?
That we were wrong?
All:
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had
Himself
To blame.
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha
You would
Have done
The same!
Luna:
You pop that gum one more time!
Ginny:
Single my ass.
Millicent:
Ten times!
Fluer:
Miert csukott Minister fudge bortonbe.
Hermione:
Number Seventeen - the spread eagle.
Pansy:
Artistic differences.
All:
I betcha you would have done the same!
A/N hope you like lol
Luna:
Pop.
Ginny:
Six.
Millicent:
Squish.
Fluer:
Uh-Uh.
Hermione:
Hogsmead.
Pansy:
Zabini!
All:
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame.
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
Hermione:
I betcha you would have done the same!
Luna:
Pop.
Ginny:
Six.
Millicent:
Squish.
Fluer:
Uh-Uh.
Hermione:
Hogsmead.
Pansy:
Zabini!
Luna:
Pop.
Ginny:
Six.
Millicent:
Squish.
Fluer:
Uh-Uh.
Hermione:
Hogsmead.
Pansy:
Zabini!
All:
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame.
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
Hermione:
I betcha you would have done the same!
Luna: You know how people have these little habits that
get you down. Like Neville.
Neville liked to chew gum.
No, not chew. Pop. Well, I
came home this one day I am really irritated, and
looking for a little sympathy and there's Neville layin' on
the couch, drinkin' a beer and
chewin'. No, not chewin'.
Popin'. So, I said to him, I
said, "Neville, you pop that
gum one more time..."
And he did!
Luna:
So I took my wand off the wall
and fired two warning curses...
...into his head.
All:
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame.
If you'd have been there
If you'd have heard it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!
Ginny:
I met Dean Thomas from
Hogwarts school about two years ago
and he told me he was single
and we hit it off right away.
So, we started living together.
He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd mix
Him a drink, we'd have dinner. Well, it was
like heaven in two and a half rooms.
And then I found out,
"Single" he told me?
Single, my ass. Not only was he married.
...oh, no, he had six wives. .
One of those purebloods,
you know. So that night when
he came home. I mixed him
his drink as usual.
Ginny:
You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic!
ALL:
Hah! He had it coming Pop, Six, Squish, Uh-Uh,
He had it coming Cicero, Lipschitz!
He took a flower
In its prime
And the he used it Pop, Six, Squish, Uh-Uh,
And he abused it Cicero, Lipschitz!
It was a murder
But not a crime!
Millicent:
Now, I'm standing in the kitchen
carvin' up the chicken for dinner, ,
minding my own business,
and in storms my husband Ronald,
in a jealous rage.
"You been screwin' the milkman,"
he says. He was crazy
and he kept on screamin' ,
"You been screwin' the milkman,"
Millicent:
And then he ran into my knife! He ran into my knife TEN TIMES!
All:
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!
Fluer:
Mit keresek, enn itt? Azt mondjok, hogy lakem lefogta a ferjemet
en meg lecsaptam a fejet. De nem igaz, en artatlan vagyok. Nem
tudom mert mondja Minister fudge hogy en tetten. Probaltam a rendorsegen
megmagyarazni de nem ertettek meg...
Luna:
Yeah, but did you do it?
Fluer:
UH UH, not guilty!
Hermione:
My friend, Lavander, and I did this double act
and my husband, Draco, used to travel
round with us. Now for the last number in
our act, we did these 20 acrobatic tricks in a
row, one, two, three, four, five... .
Splits, spread eagles, back flips, flip flops,
one right after the other. Well, this one night
we are in Hogsmead, the three of us, sittin' up
in a hotel room, boozin' and havin' a few
laughs and we ran out of ice,
so I went out to get some.
I come back, open the door
And there's Lavander and
Draco doing Number Seventeen
-the spread eagle.
Hermione:
Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out.
I can't remember a thing. It wasn't until later, when I was
washing the blood off my hands I even knew they were dead.
Girls:
They had it coming
They had it coming
They had it coming all along.
I didn't do it
But if I'd done it
How could you tell me that I was wrong?
All:
They had it coming
They had it coming
They had it coming
They had it coming
They had it coming
They took a flower
All along
In its prime
I didn't do it
And then they used it
But if I'd done it
And they abused it
How could you tell me
It was a murder
That I was wrong? But not a crime!
Pansy:
I love Blaise Zabini
More than I can possibly say.
He was a real artistic guy...
Sensitive...a painter.
But he was troubled.
He was always trying
to find himself.
He'd go out every night
looking for himself
and along the way
he found Parvati,
Padmil,
Hannah and Susan.
Pansy:
I guess you can say we broke up because of artistic differences.
He saw himself as alive and I saw him dead.
All:
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
All:
They had it comin'
They had it comin'
They had it comin'
They had it comin'
They had it comin'
They had it comin'
All along
All along
'Cause if they used us
'Cause if they used us
And they abused us
And they abused us
How could you tell us
How could you tell us
That we were wrong?
That we were wrong?
All:
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had
Himself
To blame.
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha
You would
Have done
The same!
Luna:
You pop that gum one more time!
Ginny:
Single my ass.
Millicent:
Ten times!
Fluer:
Miert csukott Minister fudge bortonbe.
Hermione:
Number Seventeen - the spread eagle.
Pansy:
Artistic differences.
All:
I betcha you would have done the same!
A/N hope you like lol