One Hundred Words
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Category:
Harry Potter › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
22
Views:
1,991
Reviews:
1
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
A Nice Tall Drink
Title: A Nice Tall Drink
House: Ravenclaw
Word Count: 100
Characters: Ron, Buffy, Draco and Harry (mentioned)
A/N: Another Buffy/HP crossover (cut for language) Also a reference to the new Tarantino film, Kill Bill
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“A
“A nice tall drink of cocksucker.”
“What? You’re not talking about mini-Spike are you?” Buffy asked, exasperated.
“’Fraid so,” said Ron.
“You sure? Cause he’s really hot.”
“Unfortunately I’m sure.”
“Huh?”
“He’s dating my best friend Harry. Been dating for quite a while now, actually. Took the whole school by surprise for all of twenty seconds.”
“Why only twenty seconds?”
“Well, everyone realized the implications of all their bickering over the years. Pent up sexual frustration.”
“Tell me about it,” said Buffy, “So you seeing anyone?”
Ron choked in shock, “No.”
“Good, because you’re cute,” she said, pinching his arse.
House: Ravenclaw
Word Count: 100
Characters: Ron, Buffy, Draco and Harry (mentioned)
A/N: Another Buffy/HP crossover (cut for language) Also a reference to the new Tarantino film, Kill Bill
_________
“A
“A nice tall drink of cocksucker.”
“What? You’re not talking about mini-Spike are you?” Buffy asked, exasperated.
“’Fraid so,” said Ron.
“You sure? Cause he’s really hot.”
“Unfortunately I’m sure.”
“Huh?”
“He’s dating my best friend Harry. Been dating for quite a while now, actually. Took the whole school by surprise for all of twenty seconds.”
“Why only twenty seconds?”
“Well, everyone realized the implications of all their bickering over the years. Pent up sexual frustration.”
“Tell me about it,” said Buffy, “So you seeing anyone?”
Ron choked in shock, “No.”
“Good, because you’re cute,” she said, pinching his arse.