Holy Shit Batman!!!
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Harry Potter › Het - Male/Female › Draco/Hermione
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Harry Potter › Het - Male/Female › Draco/Hermione
Rating:
Adult
Chapters:
2
Views:
1,712
Reviews:
4
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Holy Shit Batman!!!
“DRACO MALFOY YOU STOP THIS CAR RIGHT NOW!” screamed the brunette seated in the passenger seat of Draco Malfoy’s latest car, a 2009 dark green Firebird.
“You’re going to kill us both if you don’t slow down!” the female stated for only the hundredth time that night.
“Don’t worry luv I know exactly what I’m doing. Besides didn’t you say you wanted a little more danger in your life?” Draco yelled back as the sound of rushing wind competed with his voice.
“Dammit Draco! I never meant I wanted to risk my life just so we can be first in line for some dumb movie!” She screamed as Draco swerved and narrowly missed a taxi.
“It is not a dumb movie, Hermione! It’s the new Batman movie and I don’t want to risk not getting a ticket!”
“Well you’re definitely on your way to getting one. A speeding ticket that is!” Hermione huffed.
“FUCK, you know what I mean ‘mione.”
“Why didn’t you just buy the tickets online?” Hermione asked in annoyance.
“You know full well I have no idea how to operate a com-pu…compo...that putter thing!”
“Oh that’s bull! You have no problem finding porn on the internet. And it’s called a COMPUTER!”
“I have no idea what you’re talking about Granger. Never, in my life, have I ever partaken in the viewing of pornography!”
“Whatever you say, all I know is that every time you use my computer I get those damn popup porn ads!”
“Oh it’s probably from Saint Potty or Tall, Red and Stupid!”
“What! I’ll have you know – hey slow the fuck down!” Hermione screamed as Draco rounded into the theatre’s parking lot at top speed to beat an emo looking boy to a parking spot near the front door.
“HaHa loser the space is mine! I own you! You wanna know why? ‘Cuz I’m Draco-fucking-Malfoy!” Draco screamed as the emo guy flipped him off and backed away from Draco’s car.
“Remind me why I put up with you again?” Hermione asked as she crossed her arms in disgust.
“Um…cuz I’m so damn sexy?” Draco asked as he moved to get out of the car.
“Yea sure, I can barely keep my hands off you.” Hermione rolled her eyes.
“Well you better because I really wanna see this movie.” Draco said as he grasped Hermione’s hand as they approached the ticket booth.
“Oh Draco, why so serious? Hermione laughed.
".....YOU ALREADY WATCHED DARK KNIGHT ON SURFTHECHANNEL DIDN'T YOU BITCH!!!"
END
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sorry had to do it!
hope everyone got a laugh outta this...poor emo dude!
REVIEW & COMMENT OR LUPIN WILL EAT YOUR BABIES!!! he'll do it. he's a bad bad man!
“You’re going to kill us both if you don’t slow down!” the female stated for only the hundredth time that night.
“Don’t worry luv I know exactly what I’m doing. Besides didn’t you say you wanted a little more danger in your life?” Draco yelled back as the sound of rushing wind competed with his voice.
“Dammit Draco! I never meant I wanted to risk my life just so we can be first in line for some dumb movie!” She screamed as Draco swerved and narrowly missed a taxi.
“It is not a dumb movie, Hermione! It’s the new Batman movie and I don’t want to risk not getting a ticket!”
“Well you’re definitely on your way to getting one. A speeding ticket that is!” Hermione huffed.
“FUCK, you know what I mean ‘mione.”
“Why didn’t you just buy the tickets online?” Hermione asked in annoyance.
“You know full well I have no idea how to operate a com-pu…compo...that putter thing!”
“Oh that’s bull! You have no problem finding porn on the internet. And it’s called a COMPUTER!”
“I have no idea what you’re talking about Granger. Never, in my life, have I ever partaken in the viewing of pornography!”
“Whatever you say, all I know is that every time you use my computer I get those damn popup porn ads!”
“Oh it’s probably from Saint Potty or Tall, Red and Stupid!”
“What! I’ll have you know – hey slow the fuck down!” Hermione screamed as Draco rounded into the theatre’s parking lot at top speed to beat an emo looking boy to a parking spot near the front door.
“HaHa loser the space is mine! I own you! You wanna know why? ‘Cuz I’m Draco-fucking-Malfoy!” Draco screamed as the emo guy flipped him off and backed away from Draco’s car.
“Remind me why I put up with you again?” Hermione asked as she crossed her arms in disgust.
“Um…cuz I’m so damn sexy?” Draco asked as he moved to get out of the car.
“Yea sure, I can barely keep my hands off you.” Hermione rolled her eyes.
“Well you better because I really wanna see this movie.” Draco said as he grasped Hermione’s hand as they approached the ticket booth.
“Oh Draco, why so serious? Hermione laughed.
".....YOU ALREADY WATCHED DARK KNIGHT ON SURFTHECHANNEL DIDN'T YOU BITCH!!!"
END
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sorry had to do it!
hope everyone got a laugh outta this...poor emo dude!
REVIEW & COMMENT OR LUPIN WILL EAT YOUR BABIES!!! he'll do it. he's a bad bad man!