The Littles Adventures of Jolersoer
folder
Harry Potter › Threesomes/Moresomes
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
2
Views:
1,450
Reviews:
0
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Category:
Harry Potter › Threesomes/Moresomes
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
2
Views:
1,450
Reviews:
0
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Chapter 1
A/N: This Story is a Parody do not take seriously anything that you're going to read, also if you read stories on this site, you might recognise them as being parodied, it's unlikely but if you do... just laugh!
Chapter 1 :
The entire office was filled with obscene noises, sound of sucking, of flesh against flesh and of the moans of pleasure. It was all one enormous orgy which had begun by the simple mention of a chocolate cake by Ron.
Now everyone was busy giving or receiving pleasure. Harry was on the desk in the center of the room with Ron's cock in his ass, making soft moans of pleasure, muffled by Remus cock while Malefoy was sucking his dick.
Watching them were Nymphadora Tonks who had used her metamorphmagus powers to grow two dicks to fuck Hermione who was eating Fleur out while Bill was pounding her Anus.
Anyway, they were all engaged in activities that would make most of the people reading this disgusted and horrified*. But luckily, for our sanity, a man entered the office. (*Well not the people of THIS website...)
He was dressed in a strange silver clothes that were covering all his body, though you could see it was made of different parts, head, pants, and jacket. His eyes were protected by security glasses and he had a strange sort of container on his back.
It took several minutes for te people in the office to notice the man who was standing, motionless at the entrance of the room. After a little and akward silence during which every activity was interrupted, Harry spit out Remus cock, and, with a trail of saliva still connecting him to it, spoke : "Hey! Wanna join us ?"
These words seemed to snap the stranger out of his trance, he shaked his head and his horror was perceptible in his attitude, he started to reach for something on his back while Tonks said : "I wouldn't mind a cock in my ass"
Finally the silver-clothed man brought in front of him what he was reaching for. It seemed to be some kind of weapon linked to the container on his back with a strange part under the canon, one who was reaching diagonally toward the exit of the weapon.
Then before anyone in the office could do anything, this strange man said : "Burn in hell you bitches!" and activated his weapon. Immediatly the flamthrower started spitting out fire, flooding the room with scream of pain and the odor of burning flesh. Never stopping his flamethrower, the stranger continued to fill the room with fire, until it was just one huge blazing inferno.
But someting happened that surprised the stranger, a figure was emerging from the fire, it was still burning and unrecognisable and it could only utter one word before collapsing : "Why?"
Although no one could heard him, the stranger answered : "Because you and your kind deserves to be cleansed by the holy fire of our vengeance". He replaced his weapon on his back and exited the room.
Once outside he opened his silver jacket and took out a cell phone, he quickly called someone : "Hello, Doctor, it's me... yeah I got them... cleansed... yes... I know just 1,266,320 to go... yes..." he stopped the call there, put his cell phone back in it's place and walked towards his next goal.
Jolersoer had still much more things to burn...
Chapter 1 :
The entire office was filled with obscene noises, sound of sucking, of flesh against flesh and of the moans of pleasure. It was all one enormous orgy which had begun by the simple mention of a chocolate cake by Ron.
Now everyone was busy giving or receiving pleasure. Harry was on the desk in the center of the room with Ron's cock in his ass, making soft moans of pleasure, muffled by Remus cock while Malefoy was sucking his dick.
Watching them were Nymphadora Tonks who had used her metamorphmagus powers to grow two dicks to fuck Hermione who was eating Fleur out while Bill was pounding her Anus.
Anyway, they were all engaged in activities that would make most of the people reading this disgusted and horrified*. But luckily, for our sanity, a man entered the office. (*Well not the people of THIS website...)
He was dressed in a strange silver clothes that were covering all his body, though you could see it was made of different parts, head, pants, and jacket. His eyes were protected by security glasses and he had a strange sort of container on his back.
It took several minutes for te people in the office to notice the man who was standing, motionless at the entrance of the room. After a little and akward silence during which every activity was interrupted, Harry spit out Remus cock, and, with a trail of saliva still connecting him to it, spoke : "Hey! Wanna join us ?"
These words seemed to snap the stranger out of his trance, he shaked his head and his horror was perceptible in his attitude, he started to reach for something on his back while Tonks said : "I wouldn't mind a cock in my ass"
Finally the silver-clothed man brought in front of him what he was reaching for. It seemed to be some kind of weapon linked to the container on his back with a strange part under the canon, one who was reaching diagonally toward the exit of the weapon.
Then before anyone in the office could do anything, this strange man said : "Burn in hell you bitches!" and activated his weapon. Immediatly the flamthrower started spitting out fire, flooding the room with scream of pain and the odor of burning flesh. Never stopping his flamethrower, the stranger continued to fill the room with fire, until it was just one huge blazing inferno.
But someting happened that surprised the stranger, a figure was emerging from the fire, it was still burning and unrecognisable and it could only utter one word before collapsing : "Why?"
Although no one could heard him, the stranger answered : "Because you and your kind deserves to be cleansed by the holy fire of our vengeance". He replaced his weapon on his back and exited the room.
Once outside he opened his silver jacket and took out a cell phone, he quickly called someone : "Hello, Doctor, it's me... yeah I got them... cleansed... yes... I know just 1,266,320 to go... yes..." he stopped the call there, put his cell phone back in it's place and walked towards his next goal.
Jolersoer had still much more things to burn...