a good trip

(I have just moved this from general,I think it will fit better here, well maybe!)

You must be tripping.

Bunch of shameless fluff, not sure where this belongs, if its parody or not, so its staying in general for now.
So, I own no Harry potter characters etc etc etc

Joy woke up with a jolt, keeping her eyes closed she felt sick to the stomach, “god that hangover is worse than I thought it would be”. She reached to the side for the glass of water she always left on the bedside table for such occasions, but not only found no water but another persons form, “Oh no, what have I done, I don’t remember anything after drinking that absinthe, bloody Dave I’m never listening to him again.”
Opening her eyes she took in her surroundings, it seemed she was in a train carriage and next to her was another woman, who was looking equally as confused and hung-over as herself.
“Sorry, I think I woke you up, you look like you feel as bad as me, any idea what train this is, I must’ve been really wasted last night!” she grinned embarrassedly.
“Um yeah so was I,” replied the other passenger, “I’m sorry I have no idea where we’re going! When I felt someone touching me I thought I was going to be doing the walk of shame, not on a train to go knows where, I’m not sure which is worse”
“I know what you mean, this is bloody weird, I hope I’ve got some cash, let me have a look in my handbag, just a sec, I’m Joy by the way.” Joy said, rummaging in the small bag wedged between her knees.
“I’m Daisy, call me Daze, everybody does. I’ll check mine too, hang on, there’s a suitcase with my name on under the seat, and yours by the look of it too!”
“I’ve got cash so that’s ok, found my phone but got no signal, hang on did you say a suitcase, its got to be a practical joke then, it was my birthday yesterday.”
“And mine! Cool. Let’s see if we can find a note or something to give us a clue.”
Daisy reached down and dragged out her case, which was a huge old fashioned leather affair with an excess of buckles.
“I’ve got an envelope in the front pocket, what about you?”
“Me too, lets find out the story then, I’m gonna kill those guys I’m feeling too rough to deal with this right now!”
They both tore open the packages at the same time,
“Oh, this is priceless! I guess yours is similar to mine!” Joy laughed, “Let’s have a look”
“Ok, mine says, Dear mistress Redthorn, I am pleased you have chosen to uptake our offer of employment in the position of joint muggle and miscellaneous studies teacher. I will be pleased to make yours and Miss Bagshore’s acquaintance on your arrival at, HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF MAGIC!!!!! Blah blah blah, yours sincerely Albus Dumbledore, headmaster blah blah blah, that’s priceless absolutely priceless!”
“I love it, I take it you’re a fan then?”
“Oh yeah, it’s a bit sad I know for a 29 year old but I love Harry Potter, well not actually Harry he’s a bit annoying, but the books are amazing!”
“and the films, so good, Gary Oldman was great,”
“And David Thelwis!” Daisy interrupted,
“mmm Alan Rickman…” both giggled at the same time.
“Actually,” Joy leant in and whispered,” I write some fan fiction.”
“And me! Wait on, is it romance? What pairing?”
“it’s a bit embarrassing, I’ve been doing adult fics,” Joy blushed.
“um, me too, you first.” Dasiy also crimson now.
“ok I do Snape OC, but I like others too, just not stuff with the kids, and definitely no slash”
“That’s the same as me, but I’ve not told anyone, how would they know? Maybe its coincidence?”
“Yeah maybe, it’s a bit weird though, we’ll just have to see how it pans out now I guess. I’m going to go see if I can find the buffet I need caffeine, d’you want anything?”
Daisy replied a cup of tea and a sausage sarnie would go down a treat and Joy toddled off to find some food.
So daisy got the little compact mirror out of her bag and re did her make up a bit so she didn’t look quite so much like the living dead she thought, putting it back in her bag she found a long stick, with a tag attached, the tag said,
Daisy, enjoy yourself, come back whenever you want, love Fen..
She examined the wood and at the same moment Joy re entered the compartment and shut the door behind her leaning against it and looking like she was going to throw up, being pale anyway, her splattering of freckles stood out dark against her skin and her dark brown hair was all over the place.
“Oh my god, you will not believe this, No tea, but they did have pumpkin juice and chocolate frogs, and I swear all the other passengers are kids in Hogwarts uniform,” She then clocked the object in Daisy’s hand, “Is that a bloody wand!?”
“I think it is, check your bag, mine came with a note.”
Joy rummaged around her bag,
“ok, keys, lip gloss, wallet, phone, MP3, umbrella,”
“Bloody hell mary poppins have you got a lamp in there too!” laughed Daisy
“Haha, I like to be prepared, I was in the brownies you know! Oh here we are,” Joy pulled out a light colour polished wood wand, “the note says Joy, have fun, come back whenever you like, love Fen.”
“Well, at least we’ve found the person we both know then, mine was the same, I only know this guy from online though, gave me some good reviews.”
“Me too. Look this all seems a bit elaborate for a hoax by someone we hardly know. I’m not sure what’s going to happen next.”
“I agree, but hell I think we’ll just have to go with it, see how far things go I suppose, one thing I can say is I’m guessing the next thing to happen is we arrive at Hogsmead station.”
“Sounds like a plan to me! Drunkards hit Hogwarts, it’ll be like that spell, what is it again, the stunning one?”
“Um, hehe, Stupify!” laughed Daisy, flicking her blond waves around and flourishing her wand up towards the ceiling, where unexpectedly a huge blast of light shot out and hit the roof.
“Fuck me Daze! What did you do? That’s was wicked!” Joy cried out grabbing Daisy tightly in shock before backing off slightly.
“Um I think we’re packing magic, this is so cool, let’s practice!”
So they spent the next 2 hours wand waving and pronouncing ridiculous made up spells into the carriage of which surprisingly about 50% seemed to work.
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