The witches, the Nemesis and a bunch of Slayers.

The witches, the Nemesis and a bunch of Slayers.

(Harry Potter/BTVS crossover)


Four years had passed since Hermione Granger and Seena Tariyo had met in one of Hogwarts empty classrooms. Hermione was now 17 and Seena 20, both had finished their scholarship in Hogwarts. Hermione had achieved Outstandings in all N.E.W.T. subjects, and Seena had mostly Exceeds Expectations and Outstandings, except in Potions. Snape had graded her ‘Troll’ but after a confrontation with Professor Dumbledore as a mediator, the young girl had finally obtained the mention Acceptable. Both girls lived at the Grangers, and Seena had become part of the family.

It was mid-summer, Hermione, Seena, Harry and Ron were celebrating their success at the Burrow, along with the Weasleys. Arthur Weasley was amazed Seena was passing by, because each time, she had brought some Muggle object. That time, she had offered him an mp3 player, which he had been studying for three hours until now. Molly liked Seena too, because she could see how happy Hermione was when the girl was around.

“Come on George! When it comes to Bludgers, you can’t possibly say I’m like a Pygmy Puff facing a Dementor!” Seena exclaimed, crossing her arms. She was standing on her broomstick, above the Weasley’s garden. Harry, Ron, Ginny and the twins were on their broomsticks too. One year ago, Seena had taught Harry and Ron how to stand on a broomstick, thanks to a hard training to snowboarding and skateboarding during summer. A journalist from the Daily Prophet had attended one of Gryffindor’s Quidditch match, and a few weeks later, the three friends could read a funny article in the newspaper.

“This is a new mouvement and the turning point in History of Quidditch : The Standers. Based on some Muggle sports known to be a symbol of rebellion, it consists in taking a vertical position, that is to say ‘standing’ on the broomstick. Many players have adopted this positions now, for exemple the entire Canadian team has been following drastic training in order to adopt the ‘Standers’ attitude. As for the origin of the movement, it comes from the Gryffindor team of Hogwarts School, unbeaten for four years.” Harry had read out loud to his friends who had burst in laughters.

“Yeah! Go Standers!” Seena said throwing her fist in the air and laughing her ass off.

So there they were, the Three Original Standers, getting their ass kicked by the twins and Ginny.

“Nothing’s worth the old style!” Fred laughed and scored again.

“There must be a trick!” Seena mumbled. The three Weasleys seemed to anticipate everything and were faster than them.

“Yes, guys it’s not fair at all!” Hermione appeared through the kitchen’s door.

“Why? They’re just not good enough to beat us!” George grinned broadly.

“What about the Impedimenta spell on their broomsticks? And the Legilimens one?”

“I so knew there was someone trying to invade my mind!” Seena exclaimed and frowned at the twins.

“Yeah the spell didn’t work on you...although we tried to rearrange it” Fred shrugged.

“You guys are just bloody cheaters!” Ron shouted and pointed his wand at his brothers.

“Come on guys, it’s just a game!” Harry sighed.

“Yeah, he’s right. So, who’s up for a cherry beer?” Seena got a chorus of “I do” as an answer.

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The next evening, Seena and Hermione said goodbye to the others and left to the Grangers. The second Seena arrived, her cellphone rang.

“Yeah? Oh hello! Yeah sure, I didn’t know it was schedualed for today. No, no problem, I can be there! Where I am? Uh..” Seena paused. “I’m around! But don’t worry I’ll be there on time! Yes, thank you Miss. Yes, bye.” The girl pulled the cellphone back in her pocket.

“Who was it?” Hermione frowned.

“The estate agent. The apartment is ready. I gotta be in L.A. in five minutes.” Seena smiled and went to the kitchen.

“You should have dinner first, cause it’s like 11am there.” the young girl walked by her side and held her by the waist.

“What do you think I’m doing?” her girlfriend replied with a mouth full of croissants. “By the way, why don’t you come with me?”

“My parents want to go buy some stuff for the apartment before the mall close, and they need me...”

“Okay no prob!” She looked at the clock. “Shit! Gonna be late! See ya later babe!” Seena kissed her lover and vanished to the city of angels. She appeared just behind the building and walked down the alley to meet Miss Smith. The apartment was awesome, there was a very large living-room with a kitchenette in the corner, a bedroom and a bathroom.
What Seena liked the most was the gigantic bay-window in the front wall. Miss Smith gave her the keys and left.

“Waow...it’s a fucking new life beginning!” Seena sighed and smiled to herself.

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The house moving went well, and was a lot easier thanks to Seena’s powers. It barely took a day to move the furnitures and other stuff from the Grangers to their flat. The brunette even went to her old bedroom to bring her stuff back to the apartment. It was dusk when Hermione and Seena finally crashed on the couch.

“Well, what do we do now?”

“Dunno...do you wanna go out? Hang around?” Seena proposed.

“Yeah, that’d be cool!” Hermione replied and it made Seena laugh.

“What?” The young girl frowned.

“It’s just, you’re beginning to speak like me, it sounds weird in your mouth!” Hermione poked her girlfriend’s shoulder and stood up to take her coat.

“Babe, you won’t need that, it’s Los Angeles!” Seena grinned and took her lover’s hand before leaving their home. They walked through town for a while before arriving in front of a graveyard.

“Seena?” Hermione raised her eyebrows as the girl was walking towards the entrance.

“What? Come on, it can be fun, and you don’t risk anything with me.” Seena tried to open the door, but it was closed. “We’re gonna have to go through it.” Seena took her girlfriend’s hand an they vanished to the other side. They walked through the graves, Hermione was shaking.

“Come on, you’ve been paralyzed by a Basilisk, nearly eaten by a werewolf, you’ve survived a relationship with a Nemesis, and you’re afraid by a graveyard?” Seena teased her girlfriend.

“No, it’s just-” Hermione was interrupted by growls. Seena stopped dead in her tracks as five dark figures where approaching them.

“Look what we’ve got here! Two sweet and innocent girlfriends!” One of them snickered.

“Vampires...Great!” Seena sighed.

“Oh my God!” Hermione whispered.

“Guys, I know you’re hungry and all, but you’d better not think of us as your meal tonight.” Seena said very calmly.

“Well, I’m terrified here!” The vampire laughed and the five of them attacked. Seena touched Hermione’s shoulder and the girl became invisible.

“Run, I take care of them.” She ordered. The first vampire tried to catch her by the head and she punched him in the face. He flew away and crashed on a gravestone.

“Shit, another Slayer! Nevermind we can still kill her!”

“What the fuck are you talking about?” Seena frowned as she threw her fist into another vampire’s jaw. “Impyro!” Two vampired burst into flames and scremed with pain as their bodies were being consumed by the fire. She grabbed one of the vampire by the hair and ripped off his head. He exploded in ashes.

“Stefan, let’s go, she’s not human!” The first vampire she had hit ran away. But his friend stared at her with anger.

“You’re not gonna get away with that!” He shouted before following the other.

“You either!” Seena laughed and the two of them died in fire before they could even realize it. “Hermione?” She called.

“I’m right here.” Her girlfriend’s voice said beside her. The Nemesis touched her again and she appeared, flesh and bones. They heard sounds of running approaching.

“What, now?” Seena sighed with boredom. A group of girls were coming towards them.

“Are you okay?” A redhead asked, out of breath.

“Yes, why?”

“We thought there were vamp- uh robbers attacking you.” A black girl said.

“You mean vampires? I took care of them.” Seena replied. A blonde girl approached and observed her from top to toe. So the Nemesis did.
“Buffy? Buffy Summers?” She asked.

“Yeah, why? Who are you?” The blonde frowned.

“You probably don’t remember me. I’m Seena Tariyo, we were at Hemery High together.”

“I don’t remember much of this period...” Buffy replied.

“You used to call us the ‘Junky jerks’ with your friends...and you also called me ‘weird highbrow’ cause I was only 13 and already in eighth grade ” Suddenly Buffy’s eyes opened wide.

“You’re her?” Seena nodded with a smile. An uneasy silence set. “So..how have you been?”

“Well...you’d think I still take shit if I told you! What about you?”

“Same..except that I never took drugs.” Buffy chuckled. Her tone became more serious. “How do you know about vampires?”

“Well, I’ve come accross lots of demons. Sharp fangs, yellow eyes, freaky unfashionable clothes and a tendancy to stare at your neck...I kinda figured it out. But one of them said something about me being a Slayer...”

“Are you?” the black girl exclaimed.

“I don’t even know what it is!”

“She’s not.” The redhead who had been staring at her weirdly for a moment suddenly said. Buffy turned to her.

“What is she then? Getting rid off five vamps all by herself?”

Hermione was observing them all.

‘My God, what the hell is that? Talking about demons, Slayers and all, in the middle of a graveyard. Los Angeles is definitely not England...’ she thought.

“Guys, can’t we just all go back to the academy and figure this out?” A brunette guy appeared through the group of girls. He was one-eyed and bearing a crossbow.

“Yeah, Xander is right.” Buffy said. “What do you think of it?”

Seena looked at Hermione who shrugged in response.

“Yeah okay we’re coming.”

“Good! Oh and by the way, I’m the Slayer.” Buffy smiled.

“So are we!” some other girls exclaimed with anger.

“Yeah, but I was the Chosen One before you even knew what a stake was!” Buffy smirked.

“This is gonna be a fucking long night!” The Nemesis laughed and followed the group.

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hey guys, its me again. Yeah a crossover, i'm sorry for those who don't like BTVS. keep reviewing plz!