Addicted

I don't own anything Harry Potter and I will not be makeing money off of this. This is my first attempt at something written and posting on the internet so be nice. I find this funny and hope you do to. Thanks for reading.

Chapter one "The Secret Hobby"


It was a usual day at Hogwarts. Well except for the fact that most of the fourth year students hit puberty. Most of the boys decided to stalk the girls for a hobby. Ron Weasley would have stalked the other girls like the rest of the guys but he had a problem. Every time he got around a girl it affected him in the nether regions. So he found another hobby.

Ron Weasley made his way to his next class in a hurry. He was late and all because of his new hobby. He couldn't help it, he so addicted to it. He knew he had to be the only boy that did his type of hobby even for a hobby and the only one who did it alot. He could be called the king of it. That would be nice then again it wouldn't.

"Sorry i'm late professor, i kinda got sick," panted Ron as he made his way to his seat. Professor McGonagall approached Ron on a steady level. "Sorry won't cut it Mr.Weasley, five points will be taken away from gryffindor....at this rate on being late everyday at every class i hear, we won't have any points left"

Ron looked down in shame. "Take your seat Mr. Weasley" Ron sat next to his best friend. Harry glanced over and nudged Ron. "What has gotten into you lately?"
"Nothing just been..uh getting sick lately" Malfoy was listening in and decided to put his foot into it. "You're a pathetic liar Weasley, you were probably stalking all those girls like all those pathetic losers here"

"Shut your bloody mouth Malfoy," snarled Ron. Malfoy laughed and a girl a year up from Ron walked in the classroom with a handful of papers. She made her way to the professor and on her way she tripped. All the papers went everywhere. She started to bend over and pick them up. She happened to bend over right in front of Ron. "OHGODOHGODOHGOD" he repeated in his head. Ron then started to sweat. Malfoy rolled up a piece of parchment and threw it at Ron. It hit him upside the head. Ron looked over at Malfoy. Malfoy quirked up both his eyebrows and smirked. Ron whimphered, he felt something come alive under the desk as he looked back toward the girl. Well the behind of the girl. He quickly grabbed the heavest book off his desk and dropped it in his lap.

Ron gave off a painful expression and nearly cried. Harry glanced at him and gave off a confused expression. "Hey Ron, you alright?" Ron gave Harry a wheezed yeah and prayed for class to be over. "Class you are now excused to leave for lunch" Ron didn't need to be told twice. He grabbed his things and headed for the door. Hermione came up behind Harry."What has gotten into Ron lately?" Harry shrugged,"Don't know he was fine i guess until.." Harry looked at the girl who happened to finish picking up the mess and was now talking to the professor.

Ron ran to the bathroom nearest to the great hall and ran into the stall. He locked the door and sat on the toilet. He looked down at his half erection and pouted. "I'm so sorry I hurt you but you can't just pop up whenever you feel like it" he sighed "Well let's get started" Ron reached in his robes for a rolled up parchment. He had something hidden inside. It's something he took off his dad, it was a muggle artifact that he was apparently studying. He started to unroll it. Inside was a playboy magazine. Ron started to look threw the pages and nearly drooled. He looked back down at his erection that had made a huge tent. "I agree...let's get this party started"