Shit on your Neighbor

It was the day after the quidditch match between Slytherin and Ravenclaw. Slytherin won of course. And they threw a party in celebration. Everyone attended expect the Ravenclaws, who were too pissed off to even consider it. Needless to say almost everyone skipped Breakfast from a hang-over. They did however make it to lunch. Harry sat at the Gryffindor table, staring at Draco from across the room. “So Harry what exactly happened the other night?” asked Hermione.
“Nothing. He made me write a love letter to Rita Skeeter is all.” replied Harry obviously lying.
“I don’t believe you” stated Hermione.
“Leave him alone Herm. It’s not like he would let Draco sleep with him or anything” assured Ron.
“Right.” said Harry shifting nervously.
“I dunno..” replied Hermione dropping the subject while Ron was around.
“I think we should have our own party.” announce Seamus, “Hermione can plan it.”
“DON’T VOLUNTEER HER FOR STUFF” yelled Ron.
“It’s okay Ron, I think it’s a good idea.” assured Hermione. If Harry won’t tell me what happened. Then I’ll force it out of him. I’ll need him good and drunk though, she thought.

Within the next couple of days the invitations we handed out, and the party was coming together. When Friday came around the Gryffindors where scurrying around to get everything set. The party started around 9pm. Among the first to arrive where the Hufflepuffs and Ravenclaws. Only a few Slytherins showed up on time, around 10pm the rest decided to show Malfoy leading the way. “Hello, Potter.” Draco purred into Harry’s ear. Harry spun around quick to face Draco.
“Draco” replied Harry with a smirk. Before walking towards the table with Seamus and Ron, “We were getting ready to play a game. Wanna play?”
“And what game are you playing exactly?”
“Shit on your neighbor.”
“WHAT!?!”
“Shit. On. Your. Neighbor.”
“What kind of bloody game is that?”
“First you take the jokers out of the deck, and deal 11 cards to each player. Place the remaining cards in the center. The object of the game is have your set and/or run complete by the end of the round. There are 6 rounds.

6- 2 sets
7- one set, one run
8- 2 runs
9- 3 sets
10- 2 sets, 1 run
11- 1 set, 2 runs
12- 3 runs, no discard

A set is a 3 of a kind, and a run is 4 cards chronological by suit. An example of this is 3, 4, 5, 6 of spades. There is also a wild card; the two of spades. Each turn you start by picking up a card, then end the turn by discarding. You’ll want to discard the card you want the least. Once you have completed your goal, you place your cards on the table for others to see. Then you have to try to get rid of all your cards to end the round. You do this by laying your cards down with like cards placed on the table. You can lay your cards on other peoples runs as well, not just your own. No say that someone discards a card that you want, but it’s not your turn yet. You just say you want to buy the card, and take the card you want plus the card on the top of the deck. But you CANNOT buy ‘dead’ cards. Say Seamus discards, the Ron discards. You can buy rons card, but not Seamus’s card because when Ron discarded his on top of Seamus’s it died. Got It. You can also do a trade. When someone lays their run/set down on the table and in that run is the wild card, you can trade it out for the card that belongs there. Say Ron lays a set of 3 and a set of 4. And in his 3 set there is the wild card. If you have a 3 you can trade it for the wild card, and use the wild card however you wish. But if there is a run, say a run of 5, 6, 7, 8 of clubs. And the wild card is in the 6 of clubs spot, you can only trade it for a 6 of clubs. Got it. Let’s see what else. At the end of the round you count up points for the cards left in you hand. So the only people who will get zero points are those who are either ‘floating’, which just means you have no cards in your hand but you still haven’t discarded, or you went out. If you didn’t complete the goal, then obviously you’ll end up with a lot of points. The person with the LEAST amount of points in the end wins. The last round can only end by floating. You must be out of cards, without discarding to end the last round. “explained Harry.

“Long Winded, and a Big mouth you have there Potter” teased Draco.
“Are you playing, or are you going to see there and be an insufferable git?” questioned Harry.
“Oh I’m playing, wanna place a wager on this one as well?” inquired Draco.
“…”
“Come on Potter, we both know you enjoyed it last time.”
“Okay. Same wager as the last time?”
“A little boring don’t you think Potter.”
“Than why don’t we make it interesting,” announced Hermione as she sat down to join them, “The winner of each round gets to ask the table a truth question, we’ll use vertiserium to insure everyone is telling the truth.”
“My, my, my Granger. I would expect you to be a little more wholesome than that. Or do you have some other ulterior motive?” asked Draco.
“Doesn’t Matter does it?” Hermione used her wand and levitated 5 fire whiskey’s over to the table, pouring a little amount of the potion into each one. “By the end of this first round this glass must be emptied. We’ll refill them for each round.”
“Granger, be careful or someone my mistake you for a Slytherin.” accused Malfoy. Hermone passed out the drinks, while Harry dealt the cards. The first round was won by Hermione. Who asked, “Are you a virgin?”
Seamus said no along with Draco, and Harry. Ron however was a virgin. Draco teased him about it, while Hermione poured more drinks and they began the next round after Seamus dealt. The Second round was won by Seamus who asked, “What’s your sexuality? Gay, Straight or Bi?” Ron and Hermione declared being straight, and Draco said bi. Harry however said gay. And even though he didn’t really wanna come out just yet, he couldn’t lie because of the potion. Ron won the third round and asked if anyone had a crush. Since he was drunk already he forgot to ask who so there where all pretty safe. Everyone replied with a yes, including Draco. The fourth round was won by Seamus again who asked if anyone had ever gone ass to mouth. Obviously Ron and Hermione hadn’t because they were virgins. Draco and Harry replied with a no as well. Seamus responded with; “DAMN, you guys don’t know what your missing.”
Everyone was smashed for the last two rounds of the game. It’s a surprise that the actually finished in the first place. Harry finally won a round. In his round he was the only one to complete his goal, putting everyone high in their scores. He asked, “Who is going to win the Quidditch cup this year?”vThe gryffindors replied with their pown house of course. Draco almost said Gryffindor, but when he saw the look in Harry’s eye he became determined to win, and announced Slytherin. The last round was won by Draco who asked, “If you could fuck anyone right now who would it be?”
“YOU” said Harry a little too quickly. Seamus giggled, and Hermione was shocked. Luckily Ron was too smashed to notice Harry’s response and shouted, “HERMIONE!!!”
“Really, Potter?” drawled Malfoy.
“And who would you fuck Malfoy?” asked Hermione knowing the potion wouldn’t let him lie.
“Potter” said Malfoy matter-of-factley. Hermione’s eyes widened again.
“My, my, Granger I thought you of all people would have expected that. I mean. I slept with him willingly once already, what could possibly stop me from doing it again?” Seamus and Hermione’s chins dropped in shock. Ron reached over to Hermione and place his lips on hers, shoving his tongue into her mouth. Hermione squealed in shock. Ron continued to kiss her, too drunk to care about anything than it.
“Eww….gross. Potter I think it’s about time we make our exit.” announced Malfoy.
“What makes you think I wanna go with you?”
“That fact that you do.” blurted Draco. “Coming?”
“YES!” Harry blurted back. He was beginning to hate that stupid potion.
“Come on Harry you still owe me from the quidditch game remember?”

Draco and Harry left the Gryffindor common room, and headed towards Draco’s room.
“Why are we going to your room?” Harry asked.
“Because you share your with people I’d rather not share this with” stated Draco continuing leisurely towards his room.