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Harry Potter › Threesomes/Moresomes
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
9
Views:
8,108
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2
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I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Prologue
Author's Notes: This is a collaboration between Alauralen and JenKM1216. This story won Joint-Runner Up in the Courage/Extreme fic category at the Multifaceted Fanfiction Awards!
Warnings: This is a humorous and smutty parody. The canon characters found within are all showing their 'softer side'... as well as their harder parts. We hope everyone enjoys it!
Thank you so much to the brilliant LariLee for her wonderful beta skills! You should have seen the mess this was before she worked on it!
Disclaimer: We do not own anything from HP. Janece is owned by JenKM1216. Morrighan is owned by Alauralen. Sierra is owned by Jenn. We are not making any money. This is purely for our own wicked enjoyment.
We really love JKR and have the utmost respect for her. This is just a farce for our own illicit fantasies. We do not know JKR and do not presume to portray any factual information about her.
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Vacation
Prologue
Draco Malfoy sat watching the older men argue over J.K. Rowling’s book, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. Lucius Malfoy, Severus Snape, Remus Lupin, and Sirius Black were all staring at the book in question.
“Can you believe this rubbish?” Sirius nearly yelled. “How can she put in print that I’m dead?! Do I look dead to you?”
Severus looked up. “Do you really want me to answer that? At least you were actually a good guy. She had me killing Dumbledore.”
“Yeah, I’m the good guy who spent twelve years in Azkaban and then died after escaping. By the way, Lucius, I suppose I have your Death Eater team to thank for that,” Sirius said wryly. “At least she got your nickname right, Snivellus.” Sirius smiled sweetly at Severus.
Before Severus could comment, Remus said, “I suppose you ended up in Azkaban and then dead because of your drunken one night stand with her after old Voldie broke up with her. You never spoke to her after that. I guess she wasn’t very happy about that.”
Lucius laughed. “You’re lucky she didn’t kill you off for real after that. She was livid. And to have Severus and me following Voldemort? He was a hack of a wizard who made Lockhart look intelligent. Voldemort indeed. Tom was a prat. He just made that nickname up for himself to impress women.”
“Well,” Remus said, “you and Severus did make her look bad at the Three Broomsticks after Sirius sobered up.”
“What about you, Remus? What did you do make her angry enough to paint you as a pathetic, penniless werewolf with no chance of a happy life?” Severus asked.
Remus smirked. “I may have turned her down. Maybe I was a bit rude. I believe I told her I’d rather kiss Hooch.”
“You didn’t?! I wish I had been there to see that,” Lucius said.
“Well, Draco was there and laughed at her. I suppose that’s why she pegged him as such a git,” Remus said looking at Draco.
Draco smiled. “That was really funny. I think it was worth being made to look like a prat.”
The four men continued to talk about the book. Draco lost interest in the conversation and leaned back in the coffee shop chair. It was an American thing to have coffee shops in bookstores, although the five of them had all ordered tea.
Draco sipped his tea and watched Muggle women walk by. The greatest thing about Muggles was the fact that the women all dressed skimpily. He could always appreciate a good body on a woman, and robes really put a damper on checking out the ladies.
The spell on the five wizards kept Muggles from noticing them. The Muggles saw them, but forgot them just as quickly. So, Draco was free to leer without being smacked in the head with a pocketbook.
The door to the bookstore opened then, and Draco’s jaw dropped. Three of the most beautiful women he had ever seen breezed in.
The first was the shortest and had stunning, short, blue-black hair. Her ears were pierced multiple times and her left eyebrow sported a ring. She wore a dark blue tube top that left her shoulders bare and short khaki shorts. Her beautiful, toned legs sported a tattoo of a sword with a purple rose wrapped around it on the left calf and a blue dragon that was breathing fire wrapped around a sword on the right calf. Her look was topped off with dark blue stiletto heels and a dark blue purse with black trim.
The second was considerably taller. She had a dark, sexy look about her. Her tall, willowy body curved in all the right places. Draco gulped when he saw her eyes. They were the color of mocha and held her soul within. Her ears were pierced, and long, delicate silver earrings fell to her shoulders along with her long, dark curls, which framed a skintight shirt. It matched her eyes, and Draco was further entranced. The top had only one shoulder, which tied on the side. The tie fell all the way to the top of her tight Daisy Duke shorts. She had a tattoo of a panda on her left calf. She wore simple tan flip-flops and carried a small, tan bag.
The third was the same height as the second. She had long, wavy red hair with natural blonde highlights. Her ears were pierced and a sparkle revealed a single cartilage piercing. She wore a green halter top that plunged down daringly in the front, leaving just enough to the imagination to keep a man intrigued, and low-rise jean shorts. The shorts hung on her hips low enough that he could see a small green dragon tattoo peeking over the top. She had on green slide-on sandals with low heels and carried a green straw purse.
As they walked closer, he could hear them talking to one another. He gathered that the first was named Morrighan, the second called Sierra, and the third was Janece. They were all stunningly beautiful, and he flashed his most devastatingly charming smile at them.
He frowned when they passed him by, paying him no attention. He was not used to being ignored. It hit him suddenly that the charm was still up to keep the group from being noticed. He glanced sideways at the men with him and smirked. Using wandless magic, he muttered an additional charm that would allow only the three women to see them.
The result was instantaneous. Morrighan’s eyes widened and she nudged the women with her. They turned and looked with equally wide eyes. Draco again flashed his handsome smile and was smug when the women began walking in his direction.
Warnings: This is a humorous and smutty parody. The canon characters found within are all showing their 'softer side'... as well as their harder parts. We hope everyone enjoys it!
Thank you so much to the brilliant LariLee for her wonderful beta skills! You should have seen the mess this was before she worked on it!
Disclaimer: We do not own anything from HP. Janece is owned by JenKM1216. Morrighan is owned by Alauralen. Sierra is owned by Jenn. We are not making any money. This is purely for our own wicked enjoyment.
We really love JKR and have the utmost respect for her. This is just a farce for our own illicit fantasies. We do not know JKR and do not presume to portray any factual information about her.
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Prologue
Draco Malfoy sat watching the older men argue over J.K. Rowling’s book, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. Lucius Malfoy, Severus Snape, Remus Lupin, and Sirius Black were all staring at the book in question.
“Can you believe this rubbish?” Sirius nearly yelled. “How can she put in print that I’m dead?! Do I look dead to you?”
Severus looked up. “Do you really want me to answer that? At least you were actually a good guy. She had me killing Dumbledore.”
“Yeah, I’m the good guy who spent twelve years in Azkaban and then died after escaping. By the way, Lucius, I suppose I have your Death Eater team to thank for that,” Sirius said wryly. “At least she got your nickname right, Snivellus.” Sirius smiled sweetly at Severus.
Before Severus could comment, Remus said, “I suppose you ended up in Azkaban and then dead because of your drunken one night stand with her after old Voldie broke up with her. You never spoke to her after that. I guess she wasn’t very happy about that.”
Lucius laughed. “You’re lucky she didn’t kill you off for real after that. She was livid. And to have Severus and me following Voldemort? He was a hack of a wizard who made Lockhart look intelligent. Voldemort indeed. Tom was a prat. He just made that nickname up for himself to impress women.”
“Well,” Remus said, “you and Severus did make her look bad at the Three Broomsticks after Sirius sobered up.”
“What about you, Remus? What did you do make her angry enough to paint you as a pathetic, penniless werewolf with no chance of a happy life?” Severus asked.
Remus smirked. “I may have turned her down. Maybe I was a bit rude. I believe I told her I’d rather kiss Hooch.”
“You didn’t?! I wish I had been there to see that,” Lucius said.
“Well, Draco was there and laughed at her. I suppose that’s why she pegged him as such a git,” Remus said looking at Draco.
Draco smiled. “That was really funny. I think it was worth being made to look like a prat.”
The four men continued to talk about the book. Draco lost interest in the conversation and leaned back in the coffee shop chair. It was an American thing to have coffee shops in bookstores, although the five of them had all ordered tea.
Draco sipped his tea and watched Muggle women walk by. The greatest thing about Muggles was the fact that the women all dressed skimpily. He could always appreciate a good body on a woman, and robes really put a damper on checking out the ladies.
The spell on the five wizards kept Muggles from noticing them. The Muggles saw them, but forgot them just as quickly. So, Draco was free to leer without being smacked in the head with a pocketbook.
The door to the bookstore opened then, and Draco’s jaw dropped. Three of the most beautiful women he had ever seen breezed in.
The first was the shortest and had stunning, short, blue-black hair. Her ears were pierced multiple times and her left eyebrow sported a ring. She wore a dark blue tube top that left her shoulders bare and short khaki shorts. Her beautiful, toned legs sported a tattoo of a sword with a purple rose wrapped around it on the left calf and a blue dragon that was breathing fire wrapped around a sword on the right calf. Her look was topped off with dark blue stiletto heels and a dark blue purse with black trim.
The second was considerably taller. She had a dark, sexy look about her. Her tall, willowy body curved in all the right places. Draco gulped when he saw her eyes. They were the color of mocha and held her soul within. Her ears were pierced, and long, delicate silver earrings fell to her shoulders along with her long, dark curls, which framed a skintight shirt. It matched her eyes, and Draco was further entranced. The top had only one shoulder, which tied on the side. The tie fell all the way to the top of her tight Daisy Duke shorts. She had a tattoo of a panda on her left calf. She wore simple tan flip-flops and carried a small, tan bag.
The third was the same height as the second. She had long, wavy red hair with natural blonde highlights. Her ears were pierced and a sparkle revealed a single cartilage piercing. She wore a green halter top that plunged down daringly in the front, leaving just enough to the imagination to keep a man intrigued, and low-rise jean shorts. The shorts hung on her hips low enough that he could see a small green dragon tattoo peeking over the top. She had on green slide-on sandals with low heels and carried a green straw purse.
As they walked closer, he could hear them talking to one another. He gathered that the first was named Morrighan, the second called Sierra, and the third was Janece. They were all stunningly beautiful, and he flashed his most devastatingly charming smile at them.
He frowned when they passed him by, paying him no attention. He was not used to being ignored. It hit him suddenly that the charm was still up to keep the group from being noticed. He glanced sideways at the men with him and smirked. Using wandless magic, he muttered an additional charm that would allow only the three women to see them.
The result was instantaneous. Morrighan’s eyes widened and she nudged the women with her. They turned and looked with equally wide eyes. Draco again flashed his handsome smile and was smug when the women began walking in his direction.