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Draco's mum's a big skinny b%^%$ch

By: kelliechar
folder Harry Potter › General
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Draco's mum's a big skinny b%^%$ch

I do not own anything from Harry Potter or South Park, just decided to do up another song :-D got writeres block for my other stories.


[Harry] Weeelllll,

Draco's mom's a bitch, she's a tall skinny bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the half-bloods and muggles.

On Monday she's a bitch
On Tuesday she's a bitch
On Wednesday thru Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday just to be different,
Shes u super king kamehameha bitch

Have you ever met my enemy Draco's Mom,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
She's a stupid bitch, Draco's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch.

Talk to wizards around the world,
It might go a little something like this...

[Sung in three different languages by other children]

Have you ever met my friend Draco's Mom,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
She's a stupid bitch, Draco's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch;

I really mean it,
Draco's Mom, she's a tall skinny, stinking bitch
Big old ugly fuckin' bitch, Draco's Mommmmmmmmmmm
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa

A/N review if you like or at least vote lol, i think i will do up a few of thease silly little drabbles
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